Guy goes postal on copier machine...hilarious.

[Richards 0]

Oh my god can I relate to this poor guy. Probably lost his job but it must have been worth it.

http://break.com/index/bad_day_at_work.html

Richards

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[kenz 0]

reminds me of a great scene from office space :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiTqmPy74Ww

"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

[swedishcelt 0]

I can so relate.

I have had and have fixed this same copier at work for five years now. It ran out of staples one day and like usual I filled them. A new teacher (yes male btw) was trying to help me and I assured him I had been doing this same task for years. I put the staples in, finished my copy job (like 500 stapled items) and noticed afterwards he had the staple compartment opened and was fiddling with it. I asked him what he was doing and he said that what I had done didn't look right, it looked upside down. I assured him I had done it hundreds of times and it emptied out upside down, always have per the diagrahm on the instruction label by it. I left and later that day get called down by the office manager because I had broken the copy machine stapler.
The new guy had flipped the staples and blamed it on me when the machine broke. I seriously wanted to send him through that machine and staple him a new asshole. He even told them he hadn't laid 'a finger' on the machine even though I saw him do it. And people say women are illogical.

Copy machines suck.

[MarkM 0]

I love Office Space.

[shropshire 0]

I want to see what happened next......

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Skyrad 0]

Damn thats the funniset thing I've seen on the web since badgers.

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[Richards 0]

Oh ya,

I just love it when some plug screws up and starts pointing the finger. Had a guy try that on me when he thought I wasn't within earshot. Tore him a new asshole right in front of theboss and shredded his credibility for the remainder of the time he was employed there.

But copy machines. I have screamed at them, begged, threatened and even talked dirty to them just to get some cooperation. I swear the photocopier at my work laughs when I walk by it.

Richards

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[QuickDraw 0]

I love his ingenuity as he tries to scan his monitor.

Classic.

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