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don't believe you'll get crucified because you used the term 'sometimes'...

...at least you won't be crucified by me anyway. Of course, this term of 'logic' can work both ways in some situations. There are some scenerios that occur that it's more reasonable that women will be able to make more logic than some men. Logic is a term that can mean a lot, and you have to be more specific in the terminology behind the word 'logic'. Are you refering to a particular method of reasoning, or a scientific logic, or logic in sound judgement... Turtle's def, can't be so broad...
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
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"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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So... picture this.... naked. in the kitchen. whip in hand. and you want me to COOK?

(shakes head at LACK of logic)



Gotta give her the point on this one Mike.:|



sounds like she's making complete logic... :D


btw: love your sig thanatos340. that just rocks....



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"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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So... picture this.... naked. in the kitchen. whip in hand. and you want me to COOK?

Lack of logic, I don't think so! Lets look at the logical side of it: I am not going to get any sex, the whip hurts and your other half will probably kick my ass, so if you don't mind just make the eggs and I'll be happy!:P
Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

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don't believe you'll get crucified because you used the term 'sometimes'...

...at least you won't be crucified by me anyway. Of course, this term of 'logic' can work both ways in some situations. There are some scenerios that occur that it's more reasonable that women will be able to make more logic than some men. Logic is a term that can mean a lot, and you have to be more specific in the terminology behind the word 'logic'. Are you refering to a particular method of reasoning, or a scientific logic, or logic in sound judgement... Turtle's def, can't be so broad...



Also something I was going to address, but didnt want to get too long winded on a tuesday morning. If we are to define logic as the congnative ability to process information and produce a response to that information. Then, no theres no difference from male to female. Except for those ididots out there who just dont get it. :D
BUT, if we define logic as the ability to process information, with limited or no emotional input, and output a result that is more efficient, ordered, and/or sequential, the I believe that men have a greater TENDNCY to produce such results.
Dont slay me yet...
For example: Sink is full of dishes, i load the dishwasher, sink is empty, dishwasher is full. Run the diswasher, all dishes clean.
OR
Sink is full of dishes, she loads the dishwasher, dishwasher is full, sink is NOT empty. Run dishwasher, empty dishwasher, load dishwasher again, run dishwasher, all dishes clean.

Oh, and BTW, Im the cook in our house, and I'd prefer it if you stay the hell outta my kitchen! :P:D Just ask my friends. ;)
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
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Noooo you have it wrong Mike, mens feet are bigger because somehow in their head they think us women are stupid enough to correlate large feet with a large penis. We have smaller feet cause we have nothing to prove



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Also something I was going to address, but didnt want to get too long winded on a tuesday morning. If we are to define logic as the congnative ability to process information and produce a response to that information. Then, no theres no difference from male to female.



sorry i had to go there....
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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KODT - Kiss Of Death Thread. :|










But in response to Turtles question:
the hell if I know.
Anyone that knows Hottie and I, knows weve been together for a loong time. So, without getting all loving husband here, shes great, but good lord sometimes I think she just throws logic right out the window. :D



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My wife is great too, but the logic is not there sometimes. My wife called me this morning on my way to work and yelled at me because she could not find her car keys. I have not driven her car in 2 weeks!

I have learned something over the years though, sometimes a woman will VENT! I am sure my wife was venting her frustration at the fact her keys were lost. I am sure she was not calling me thinking that I could offer any assistance what-so-ever from 15 miles away.

My 2 cents.
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Shouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?:).

Hope life is treating you well.

Stay safe, Mike



Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic.

I don't cook... and I prefer to be naked in the kitchen.



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KODT - Kiss Of Death Thread. :|










But in response to Turtles question:
the hell if I know.
Anyone that knows Hottie and I, knows weve been together for a loong time. So, without getting all loving husband here, shes great, but good lord sometimes I think she just throws logic right out the window. :D





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My wife is great too, but the logic is not there sometimes. My wife called me this morning on my way to work and yelled at me because she could not find her car keys. I have not driven her car in 2 weeks!

I have learned something over the years though, sometimes a woman will VENT! I am sure my wife was venting her frustration at the fact her keys were lost. I am sure she was not calling me thinking that I could offer any assistance what-so-ever from 15 miles away.

My 2 cents.




I'm sure that works both ways, and she could easily say you do the same, but she's just too dignified of a person to put you down!
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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I've made popcorn (Orville Redenbacher Kettle corn) anybody want some? :D



share with everyone :)
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"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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So... picture this.... naked. in the kitchen. whip in hand. and you want me to COOK?

Lack of logic, I don't think so! Lets look at the logical side of it: I am not going to get any sex, the whip hurts and your other half will probably kick my ass, so if you don't mind just make the eggs and I'll be happy!:P



Ok... I've reconsidered. All logic. No emotion or hormonal influence AT ALL.

How did you want the eggs? :P

(by the way... I need to set down this whip and put on the apron... think about how much the hot grease would hurt!>)

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I've made popcorn (Orville Redenbacher Kettle corn) anybody want some? :D



share with everyone :)
"here you go..." :D



awwww...thanks.....

anyone else? :P
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
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"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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anyone else? :P



Nah... I'm burning eggs >:(



in that case, i'm playing with your whip :) :) :)
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
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"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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anyone else? :P



Nah... I'm burning eggs >:(



in that case, i'm playing with your whip :) :) :)



Sorry - I had to go out to a job site - I'm back for a few -

Where to start?

Ok - Where do jokes come from? Situations feasibly so rediculous that they are amusing, right?

For instance: the old joke about the woman that didn't know where her 710 cap went after she put water in the little hole.

Logic.

It just escapes the general female population most of the time. I'm not saying it is bad . . . it provides humor most of the time - and exaperation at others - but we can all lean back and laugh when the occurance is over for a few years . . .

In the Doc's defence - Mike - Your guy card is under review . . . an ass kicking and a little pain is well worth the nakedness of the kitchen dwellers.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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In the Doc's defence - Mike - Your guy card is under review . . . an ass kicking and a little pain is well worth the nakedness of the kitchen dwellers.

Clint, you of all people should know better than to question my wisdom or did you forget the last boogie that you stayed in my trailer that was filled with women?:)

Kids:P
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In the Doc's defence - Mike - Your guy card is under review . . . an ass kicking and a little pain is well worth the nakedness of the kitchen dwellers.

Clint, you of all people should know better than to question my wisdom or did you forget the last boogie that you stayed in my trailer being filled with women?:)

Kids:P



Exactly . . . that is why I was wondering why you would be turning this offer down . . . besides - it's that mythical concoction that you make that keeps them all there - God know it wasn't us.[:/]
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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