skygazer 0 #1 October 30, 2006 THINGS THAT ARE HARD TO SAY IF YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING: a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning._______________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 October 30, 2006 I've seen it before, but it's still hysterical. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 October 30, 2006 I found it difficult to say "200th jump" after I'd had a bit to drink this weekend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #4 October 30, 2006 QuoteI've seen it before, but it's still hysterical. ditto here, but it always makes me laugh... CReW Skies, bubbles"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k_marr08 0 #5 October 30, 2006 LMAO -- all true BUT when I'm absolutely hammered to the point of throwing up, I ALWAYS look for a toilet. I've blacked out, and was told that I went to the bathroom, and locked everyone out to the point they had to break in to get me out of the bar that night -- I didn't want to leave because I knew I was gonna throw up more and if they took me away I was gonna make a mess lol -- sickening isn't it?"I believe the risks I take are justified by the sheer love of the life I lead" - Charles Lindbergh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
za_skydiver 0 #6 October 30, 2006 Quote Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... How about: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!Some dream of flying, i live the dream... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 October 30, 2006 am I the only one that has trouble saying 'No'. I feel my liver will never be the same after last thursday. I know of at least two more on here that have the same problem. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 October 30, 2006 Tough for guys to say: 1) "Damn, after 6 of these free one, Natural Light still tatses like shit." 2) "See that gal at the end of the bar? I think she's not interested in me." 3) "Football? Let's change it to the 'WE Network.' Project Runway is on!" 4) "I haven't been laid in 8 months." 5) "I'm not drinking that - I don't know what's in it." 6) "I'll have a vegan pizza, and a side of the trans-fat free soy nachos." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
