Buried 0 #1 October 25, 2006 I've always wanted one, but no one wants to perform it. so, what should i bring? what should i say? to the docs Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 October 25, 2006 Tell them it doesn't work anyway, and you need somewhere to keep your keys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 October 25, 2006 Tell them you're having triplets and you want to break up with your boyfriend because he's all wrong for you. Then proceed to list the benefits of an rsl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #4 October 25, 2006 QuoteThen proceed to list the benefits of an rsl. wow, after they hear that they will want to give me a lobotomy right on the spot! for good measure, i'll also include the benefits of an AAD. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #5 October 25, 2006 Tell them you are way to young and way to smart to not have one. If they say something besides yes than shout obscenities at them (make sure to inject how you are always right and you can't believe they would say anything other than what you wanted to hear). If this still doesn't work, do it yourself. All you need is an ice pick, a hammer, and a friend with a sturdy hand. "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #6 October 25, 2006 When life gets you down just remember to say, or write on the cell wall I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 October 25, 2006 It's hard for me to believe there is a Dr anywhere that WOULDN'T want to give you one. I think you are not applying yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #8 October 25, 2006 QuoteAll you need is an ice pick, a hammer, and a friend with a sturdy hand all my friends are tweakers so finding someone with a sturdy hand is out of the question. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #9 October 25, 2006 QuoteI think you are not applying yourself yeah, that must be my problem. that is what all the teachers said when i was in school. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #10 October 25, 2006 QuoteI've always wanted one, but no one wants to perform it. so, what should i bring? what should i say? to the docs I would have to say that in my clinical judgement no further use would be gained from giving you a lobotomy, and I would decline based on it being a futile medical procedure. You are already dumb enough on your own that there is nothing modern medicine can do to make it worse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 October 25, 2006 Quotewhat should i say? to the docs Hi. My Name is Kelly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #12 October 25, 2006 no don't do it !!!!!!! we dont need another politician or goverment beurcrat in this world !!!!SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #13 October 25, 2006 Quoteno don't do it !!!!!!! we dont need another politician or goverment beurcrat in this world !!!! you sure? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #14 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuotewhat should i say? to the docs Hi. My Name is Kelly. *winner* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 October 25, 2006 Kelly's list: 1. J 2. Diablopilot 3. Kramer Hey, look at that. My list was empty until recently. Now there's a new number 1! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #16 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteAll you need is an ice pick, a hammer, and a friend with a sturdy hand all my friends are tweakers so finding someone with a sturdy hand is out of the question. Dumbass... just use a drill press. Jesus.... kids these days, you have to do everything for them...it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #17 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAll you need is an ice pick, a hammer, and a friend with a sturdy hand all my friends are tweakers so finding someone with a sturdy hand is out of the question. Dumbass... just use a drill press. Jesus.... kids these days, you have to do everything for them... what's that? sorry, too ADHD to read past 'these' Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #18 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAll you need is an ice pick, a hammer, and a friend with a sturdy hand all my friends are tweakers so finding someone with a sturdy hand is out of the question. Dumbass... just use a drill press. Jesus.... kids these days, you have to do everything for them... Man, before the lobotomy I would have thought of ... no I don't want cheese ... have you seen my baseball?"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #19 October 25, 2006 QuoteTell them you are way to young and way to smart to not have one. If they say something besides yes than shout obscenities at them (make sure to inject how you are always right and you can't believe they would say anything other than what you wanted to hear). If this still doesn't work, do it yourself. All you need is an ice pick, a hammer, and a friend with a sturdy hand. tried that doesn't workhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 October 25, 2006 Quotetried that doesn't work It didn't? Damn...........there went that explanation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #21 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteTell them you are way to young and way to smart to not have one. If they say something besides yes than shout obscenities at them (make sure to inject how you are always right and you can't believe they would say anything other than what you wanted to hear). If this still doesn't work, do it yourself. All you need is an ice pick, a hammer, and a friend with a sturdy hand. tried that doesn't work You tried the ice pick? Or tried convincing someone you were 'young and smart'?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #22 October 25, 2006 QuoteKelly's list: 1. J 2. Diablopilot 3. Kramer Hey, look at that. My list was empty until recently. Now there's a new number 1! Im #1!! Im #1!! Im #1!! Whoo Hoo!! Abuse is Love Baby, Abuse is Love. Just showing you that I care!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #23 October 25, 2006 QuoteI've always wanted one, but no one wants to perform it. so, what should i bring? what should i say? to the docsTell them you desire to be at the same mental level as your soulmate Krelly."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 October 25, 2006 QuoteIm #1!! Finally...............at something for God's sake! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #25 October 25, 2006 Why is everyone picking on me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
