skinnyshrek 0 #26 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteTell them you are way to young and way to smart to not have one. If they say something besides yes than shout obscenities at them (make sure to inject how you are always right and you can't believe they would say anything other than what you wanted to hear). If this still doesn't work, do it yourself. All you need is an ice pick, a hammer, and a friend with a sturdy hand. tried that doesn't work You tried the ice pick? Or tried convincing someone you were 'young and smart'? I couldn't convine anyone at the special olympics i was smarthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #27 October 25, 2006 Just talk with your neurologist. There are sometimes legal restrictions on permanent lobotimation. Some patients have to sign a title 69, which states that they won't suffer any intellectual harm from this procedure (don't worry... you wont) And there are issues of possible future cerebral growth despite procedure. Personally, I feel that if an ADULT decides that he/she does or does not want to have a connection to the frontal lobe, that's a choice that he/she should be allowed to make. You can choose to go into the military, you can choose to have plastic surgery, you can decide on tatoos and piercings.... You should be able to decide whether you want to rely on those frontal cortex urges. However... that being said.... have you tried medical management of your problem? Surgery should be the last resort. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #28 October 25, 2006 Parnell: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end. Otto: Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies? Parnell: Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #29 October 25, 2006 will you marry me after my lobotomy? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #30 October 25, 2006 Did you not read Stitch's post? Geez. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #31 October 25, 2006 i did. i dont know who krelly is. duh... duhh.... duhhhh... Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
