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small cross brace= it will usually make shhhh noise, come down fast, spliting the pond. 101% coolness

Huge regular rectangular canopy= it will usually come down quitely and there is no cool factor, everyone at the dz kinda stares at you from the packing area saying, "What are you doing, why are you going that way.."

and you have everyone else in between trying to become cool one day and start swooping...
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small cross brace= it will usually make shhhh noise, come down fast, spliting the pond. 101% coolness

Huge regular rectangular canopy= it will usually come down quitely and there is no cool factor, everyone at the dz kinda stares at you from the packing area saying, "What are you doing, why are you going that way.."and you have everyone else in between trying to become cool one day and start swooping...




What are you saying dood? Your not cool unless you jump a beach towel sized canopy? What kind of canopy do you fly?

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What are you saying dood? Your not cool unless you jump a beach towel sized canopy? What kind of canopy do you fly?



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i jump 189 and it is not cool...
looks cool to the wuffos
but to skydivers not cool..

these are the certain cool factor..

1.crossbracing=never used it,, maybe never will but they look cool as hell.

2.Shhhhswsh noise= it is like same as turbocharger in the car..and every wuffo goes "why do you make that noise??"

3. Doing the impossible, such as barrel role, wingover, ghost rider, blind man, ect.

4. Team Logo= if you have sponsered rig with corporate logo than you don't even have to jump.. Logo just screams COOL...

5. Swoop pants,, hey summer is comming up and although dudes won't wear capris but at DZ it is all cool dude...

6 If you can manage to put the canopy into a d-bag standing up, then you have ultimate cool factor and for years skydiver will talk about you..
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i jump 189 and it is not cool...
looks cool to the wuffos
but to skydivers not cool..

these are the certain cool factor..

1.crossbracing=never used it,, maybe never will but they look cool as hell.

2.Shhhhswsh noise= it is like same as turbocharger in the car..and every wuffo goes "why do you make that noise??"

3. Doing the impossible, such as barrel role, wingover, ghost rider, blind man, ect.

4. Team Logo= if you have sponsered rig with corporate logo than you don't even have to jump.. Logo just screams COOL...

5. Swoop pants,, hey summer is comming up and although dudes won't wear capris but at DZ it is all cool dude...

6 If you can manage to put the canopy into a d-bag standing up, then you have ultimate cool factor and for years skydiver will talk about you..



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You crack me up.

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