ExAFO 0 #76 October 19, 2006 Fart loudly in Church.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #77 October 19, 2006 become homeless, wear an old camo jacket around, grow a beard and sit on the corner by the free way exit and get a sign that says " will work for food" ... all problems solved...... hope ya figure it out....... a late night and some mind altering substances have helped me in the past to figure things out...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #78 October 19, 2006 QuoteYou know.. If we recast Jean into my role in that mental Movie hippy referred to... It suddenly takes on a whole new Flavor. Not suprinsing to anyone. I can visualize that too! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #79 October 19, 2006 Quote but I prefer the real thing. How you doin'? Sorry, I just couldn't resist (BTW, I'm happily married).We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #80 October 20, 2006 QuoteTry to play it smart, and get called a cynic or a bitch. Actually be optimistic about something, and it all falls apart. There must be some sort of elusive middle ground I'm missing, but I'm just so . . . tired. Haven't read all the responses so this might be a repeat. 1) Don't have unrealistic expectations 2) Be positive 3) try using the english language (big words) to your advantage to keep people from being offended (Ass hole vs annal aperture) 4) don't worry be happy!! 5) can't win them all R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #81 October 20, 2006 QuoteFart loudly in Church. I actually like this idea best of all of them. But she needs to sit next to some old lady and after she releases the cloud o'death, she should turn slowly toward the old lady and grimace, maybe whispering in an overly loud voice that the old lady may have soiled her Depends. I mean, let's make this as surreal as possible. But yeah, the chaffing in church is my favorite idea so far. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #82 October 20, 2006 QuoteSomeone tell me what I need to do . . . I'm going to go with "Show up for the Haloween Boogie" and "KISS MY ASS" just two of my now favorite sayings.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
