Would You Have Sex in a Hearse/Empty Coffin?

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You have access to an empty hearse with an empty coffin in it. You have all night to play with the options (no pun intended).

Do you take advantage of the situation and create a unique memory or do you run away screaming that I've finally literally crossed over to the dark side?

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
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[WrongWay 0]

Hmmm.....interesting question........

Who's coffin is it?

Wrong Way
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[jazzjumper 0]

I've got outside video.

No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is
sick of her shit!

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jazzjumper:

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Who's coffin is it?

Other than knowing it's not anyone you know or are related to, would it matter? They'll never know and probably wouldn't mind if they did.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[bobsled92 0]

SO, you got a brad new vehicle in the lotI feel bad for the person who will sleep in the ETERNAL "WET SPOT"
Do it on something to keep you off throllers but not a coffin (not enough room)

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I've got outside video.

What do you have video of? Have YOU had sex in/on/around a hearse or a coffin?

Or are you offering to video any takers on this offer?

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[ccowden 0]

Who is the sex with?

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SO, you got a brand new vehicle in the lot YES!

Ummm....ahem....well...not exactly. We don't sell this sort of thing.

Remember, we DO have a service department that works on various types of Ford/Mercury/Lincoln vehicles.

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but not a coffin (not enough room)

Hmmm....and you know this HOW?

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[jumper03 0]

you don't have an option for "been there, done that"

Scars remind us that the past is real

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Who is the sex with?

Your choice of sick, demented folks, I suppose.

I am personally looking for my own adventurous soul to make a memory with.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[cocheese 0]

What happens in the coffin ..stays in the coffin .

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Who is the sex with?

Your choice of sick, demented folks, I suppose.

I am personally looking for my own adventurous soul to make a memory with.

Is that an open offer?

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you don't have an option for "been there, done that"

Damn....can I go back and add that option?

Have you really? WOW!!!

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"How YOU doin'?"

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[jumper03 0]

I worked three years at a Funeral home as a Grave Digger/general laborer....

Scars remind us that the past is real

[Deuce 1]

You know, the smell of the corpse stays in the coffin even after you put the corpse in a dumpster.

Not an erotic scent.

But that's just me, maybe.

[mx757 4]

sure.. it'd be fun with GFD

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Who is the sex with?
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Your choice of sick, demented folks, I suppose.

I am personally looking for my own adventurous soul to make a memory with.
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Is that an open offer?

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Ugh, !!!

I worked in a graveyard/crematorium once. The smell of death will never leave my mind.


Besides, this just has the MAKINGS of a 6 o'clock news drama:

"Amorous couple lay trapped inside a coffin for hours until they were discovered the next day, suffocated by the air-tight seal." Ah well, at least then you'd be famous!! -To the Darwin Awards people, anyhoo...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[boinky 0]

So you're saying you've actually done this already, right?

Once again I ask...

***How YOU doin'?"

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[selbbub78 0]

nothing wrong with the hearse....

not that i would know or anything

CReW Skies,

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Who is the sex with?

Your choice of sick, demented folks, I suppose.

I am personally looking for my own adventurous soul to make a memory with.

You work in an auto dealer.... there should be no shortage of willing and able partners

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You know, the smell of the corpse stays in the coffin even after you put the corpse in a dumpster.

No, no, no....we're not going to dump any bodies into any dumpsters. Freshly made coffin, no bodies have ever been in it.......yet.

There was a situation here in Georgia a few years ago where a crematorium was found to have been taking money from familes for cremating their dead loved ones. But they took the money and then just dumped the bodies back in the woods, etc.

Got found out. Really gruesome sight.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[Thanatos340 1]

I dated a Goth Chick several years ago and she drove an Hearse. Lots of room in the back and she had some fun "Attachment Points" back there.

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Really gruesome sight.

Yeah, but if you close your eyes it tastes just like chicken.