jumper03 0 #51 February 8, 2005 Quotethey sometimes come back to bite me in the ass. Isn't that the entire point?????? Or am I misunderstanding what you wanting here?Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #52 February 8, 2005 Quote ------------------------------------------------------------ In Reply To ------------------------------------------------------------ they sometimes come back to bite me in the ass. ----------------------------------------------------------- Isn't that the entire point?????? Or am I misunderstanding what you wanting here? No, no....ass biting is GOOD! It's just that I forget that some people still believe I am sweet and innocent and naive. Then they read the shit I post here....and damn...there goes my good girl reputation. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #53 February 8, 2005 REF:good girl reputation. Trying hard to type...hands...shaking..from..laughter!Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jazzjumper 0 #54 February 8, 2005 QuoteQuoteI've got outside video. What do you have video of? Have YOU had sex in/on/around a hearse or a coffin? Or are you offering to video any takers on this offer? Uh no...I call outside video.... No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #55 February 8, 2005 QuoteREF:good girl reputation. Trying hard to type...hands...shaking..from..laughter! Hey....watch yourself now. Dem's fightin' words!!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #56 February 8, 2005 Careful. I like it rough!Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #57 February 8, 2005 QuoteCareful. I like it rough! then the back of the hearse is definitely for you... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #58 February 8, 2005 Drive the car around at night. You could start a mobile brothel. "Yeah, the sex is just like with your wife. She's kind of cold and doesn't move a lot." Everbody says, "ewwwwwwwww..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #59 February 8, 2005 QuoteDrive the car around at night. You could start a mobile brothel. What a great idea, PM husband. So you still haven't told me where to send the pics of the kids. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #60 February 8, 2005 REF:"Yeah, the sex is just like with your wife. She's kind of cold and doesn't move a lot." YOUV'E HAD SEX WITH MY WIFE TOO!! Gees!Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #61 February 8, 2005 QuoteQuoteDrive the car around at night. You could start a mobile brothel. What a great idea, PM husband. So you still haven't told me where to send the pics of the kids. Before we get photos of the kids, I need to take some video of the conception. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #62 February 8, 2005 QuoteBefore we get photos of the kids, I need to take some video of the conception. Hey, what a coincidence.....I have the hearse/mobile brothel.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #63 February 8, 2005 usually if it is empty no ones yet Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #64 February 8, 2005 Quote . . . that I've finally literally crossed over to the dark side? I'm confusedI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #65 February 9, 2005 absolutley No problemYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greene 0 #66 February 9, 2005 You are a sick one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #67 February 9, 2005 Quote ------------------------------------------------------------ In Reply To ------------------------------------------------------------ . . . that I've finally literally crossed over to the dark side? ------------------------------------------------------------ I'm confused And this would be new why? 1. I do CRW. It is considered the dark side of skydiving. 2. I post on The Bonfire. It is considered the dark side of dz.com. 3. I am now considering sex in a hearse. This would be considered a dark side of sex. Got it? Good....Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #68 February 9, 2005 QuoteYou are a sick one. Yes. And your point would be? It seems that I am in good company, since 75 out of 109 people who have voted, also said they would have sex in/around/on a hearse or empty coffin. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #69 February 9, 2005 Quote...in a Hearse/Empty Coffin? I've given it a lot of thought. I don't think that I want to have sex in an empty coffin. I already have sex alone enough. I'm going to try to find a volunteer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #70 February 9, 2005 QuoteHmm.... Well, that does sort of appeal to my vampire fantasies... Yeah, I'd probably do it... Could you possibly wear some spiny black batwings on a harness ? Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #71 February 9, 2005 QuoteI've given it a lot of thought. I don't think that I want to have sex in an empty coffin. I already have sex alone enough. Silly man. Of course you want to find a volunteer. I am all about solo phone masturbation, but you definitely need to share the coffin experience. I just meant that there have not been any bodies previously residing in the coffin.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #72 February 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteHmm.... Well, that does sort of appeal to my vampire fantasies... Yeah, I'd probably do it... Could you possibly wear some spiny black batwings on a harness ? Ok, now you're just being perverted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #73 February 9, 2005 I think my ideal time to have sex in an empty coffin in a hearse is when I've gotten too old to jump anymore and I've had a full life, and just want to have one last mind-blowing sex with a dominatrix in fishnets and high heels that causes me to have a heart attack right after the big climax, and then I die with a shit-eating grin on my face... Anybody see the Desperate Housewives episode where the guy conks out after sex with a dominatrix? Kind of like that... but this would be way more weird... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #74 February 9, 2005 Interesting thoughts Billy. When it comes to dying though, I'm not going peacefully. I'm going kicking, screaming and in a blaze of young glory. I personally think the spontaneity of this is what makes it so appealing. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #75 February 9, 2005 Well, the odds of me living to a ripe old age is probably somewhere between 15 and 25%, but I'm sure going to give the grim reaper a run for his money!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
