happythoughts 0 #76 February 9, 2005 QuoteI'm not going peacefully. I'm going kicking, screaming and in a blaze of young glory. Quote...one last mind-blowing sex ...that causes me to have a heart attack right after the big climax, and then I die with a shit-eating grin on my face... So...you guys are on the same page then? Kicking, screaming, mind-blowing, heart attack... Sounds like it. However, having mind-blowing, kicking, screaming sex would be better if I could tell about it later. I'm going to live forever...so far so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #77 May 12, 2005 i made my first post on this thread Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #78 May 12, 2005 Quotei made my first post on this thread Just when i thought your posts couldnt get any more bizarre you do this and prove me wrong Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #79 May 12, 2005 Wouldn't sex in an empty anything ... be a wank? . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #80 May 12, 2005 OMG!! I can't believe that someone has resurrected this thread! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattsplat 0 #81 May 12, 2005 hell ya. thats freeky shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
udder 0 #82 October 12, 2006 In the immortal words of Justin Timberlake. Im bringing sexy back."In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #83 October 12, 2006 QuoteIn the immortal words of Justin Timberlake. Im bringing sexy back. WoW! Pull one outta the archives will ya... and who cares where your having sex... just have it.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spiker 1 #84 October 12, 2006 Been there,done that. The Fort Hood Skydivers Club had a 1938 Packerd hearse in the early 60'S The only thing I miss about jumping rounds is getting driven into the ground like a stake. POP'S 9817 SOS 1172 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #85 October 12, 2006 Absolutely. It's been long enough that right now a hearse or coffin would be pretty nice compared to some places I'd be willing to have sex. I *will* be getting laid this weekend, even if I have to go stupid to accomplish that. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #86 October 12, 2006 Wow, I don't know how I missed this thread the first time around, but no way could I resist an opportunity to have sex in a coffin and/or hearse! Well ok, I could say no if it was some flavor of deviant sex that I'm not interested in (yes, there are a few). It would have to be with the right woman, too. Hillary Clinton? Hell no!!!! Skymama? Hell yes!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #87 October 12, 2006 Dude, you wouldn't serve Hillary Clinton a double helping of tube steak with a side of nipple clamps in a coffin? What the hell is wrong with you??! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #88 October 12, 2006 QuoteDude, you wouldn't serve Hillary Clinton a double helping of tube steak with a side of nipple clamps in a coffin? What the hell is wrong with you??! Gee, even *I* have standards!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflychris 0 #89 October 12, 2006 Fuck ill have sex with the body in the coffin in the hearse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #90 October 12, 2006 QuoteAbsolutely. It's been long enough that right now a hearse or coffin would be pretty nice compared to some places I'd be willing to have sex. I *will* be getting laid this weekend, even if I have to go stupid to accomplish that. Blues, Dave That's about, what, 35 minutes or so? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sprtdth 0 #91 October 13, 2006 Yes I haveCRW Skies Frank CRW Diva #58 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
efs4ever 3 #92 October 13, 2006 Coffin is too narrow. Hearse is ok.Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #93 October 13, 2006 [B]DAMN!!![/B] Talk about bumping something up from the past. I was a totally different person when I started this thread! You know what, though? At the time I am making this post, there are 66/34% of you that [B]SAY that there is no way and that I am sick biotch. But it amuses me how many people actually posted a note and said they WOULD do it. Hmmmm.......methinks we have some folks that aren't telling the truth somewhere.......Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #94 October 13, 2006 I think that you have to work them into the mood. The coffin idea is generally a little heavy. How about a picnic first ? Bring all the food in the handy coffin-picnic-basket. When you have ate all the sandwiches and drank all the beer, the coffin will be empty. ...and she will be polluted enough to think it is a good idea to have sex in a coffin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #95 October 13, 2006 Stepping out on a limb here.......I think you've given this concept [B]WAY too much serious thought! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #96 October 13, 2006 QuoteStepping out on a limb here.......I think you've given this concept [B]WAY too much serious thought! First off, no one ever accuses me of serious thought Missy. I don't want that to happen again. Second... isn't this your thread ? You are right though. A coffin needs to be more festive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #97 October 13, 2006 QuoteFirst off, no one ever accuses me of serious thought Missy. I don't want that to happen again. Silly me! What WAS I thinking? QuoteSecond... isn't this your thread ? Well, yes and no. I started it 1 1/2 years ago. I'm a lot different now. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #98 October 13, 2006 QuoteYes and no. I started it 1 1/2 years ago. I'm a lot different now. Let's see... embarrassment, nekkidness, amusement... My work here is done. If you do have an nekkie pics in a coffin, PM them immediately before rationality overwhelms you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #99 October 13, 2006 Technically, it wouldn't be an empty coffin if you are having sex in it :-) And, where would it be parked?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #100 October 13, 2006 At the time of that original posting, it was sitting on the lot of the dealership I worked for. The service department was working on it. But as stated before...that was 1 1/2 years ago. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
