hosehead634 0 #51 October 12, 2006 Funny this topic was brought up. I have just been released from the hospital after 4 hours of surgery. I thought it would be a good idea to wake my neighbor up by banging on her bedroom window, we live on the 3rd story of my loft, I misses the ledge and fell around 25 feet, thank god my wrist and face padded the fall. I now have a robotic arm, sort of, 3 pins and 4 screws. I have the next 12 weeks to rest and plan how to corner the market of disposible lighter repairmen. God I love pain killers!! You could sub name this as the worst attempt at a booty call Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mangledspoon 0 #52 October 12, 2006 QuoteI've had some bad hangovers in the past, but the only time I've ever hurt myself was trying my goddamned best to open a bottle of beer with my hands. I thought it was a twist-open cap... It wasn't... No stitches needed, but I thought I had it opened because my hand felt wet... BLOOD!!! teehee, I've done that one too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,409 #53 October 12, 2006 Me - Road Rash Harley - 4K Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #54 October 12, 2006 QuoteI was piss drunk at home after a day of skydiving and I was running through/around my house sort of mosh dancing/skipping to an old B-52's song when I tripped over my own feet and smashed face first into the hat shelf in my foyer. I split my chin open and it required seven stitches. My roommate back then, Rixter Neely, got it all on video. I still have the scar and tell my tandem students I got it when a former student smashed his head into my chin on exit, thus the reason I make them wear a frap hat. Chuck You were listening to the B-52's?!?!?! Let me guess.... LOOOOVE SHAAACK!!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #55 October 12, 2006 Friend: "Your arm was with you last night. Now it's gone. In fact, there's some meat between your teeth. OH MY GOD! YOU WERE WITH THE PIG AND CHEWED YOUR ARM OFF TO GET AWAY THIS MORNING!!! HA HA HA!!" UDI Victim: "Um, no, THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. I don't know how I lost my arm. Um, I was really drunk last night. It's an Unidentified Drunken Injury." *** Then again...I've woken up a few times with a chewed off arm UNDER ME! ...gotta pretty nice collection of girls rings and watches over the years, anybody missing anything?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #56 October 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteI was piss drunk at home after a day of skydiving and I was running through/around my house sort of mosh dancing/skipping to an old B-52's song when I tripped over my own feet and smashed face first into the hat shelf in my foyer. I split my chin open and it required seven stitches. My roommate back then, Rixter Neely, got it all on video. I still have the scar and tell my tandem students I got it when a former student smashed his head into my chin on exit, thus the reason I make them wear a frap hat. Chuck You were listening to the B-52's?!?!?! Let me guess.... LOOOOVE SHAAACK!!!! I'm thinking Rock Lobster. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #57 October 12, 2006 I have suffered many injuries from my dad's drinking. Most of them emotional....and the scars sure suckMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brianfry713 0 #58 October 12, 2006 I cut through half of my thumb once cutting a lime for a Corona. I also got a handle of Sky Vodka smashed over my head by some punk requiring a few staples. I fell off a houseboat onto a rail and got a nice cut on my face. I usually wake up with a few scrapes and bruises that I can't remember getting. I'm sure there's more.BASE 1224, Senior Parachute Rigger, CPL ASEL IA, AGI, IGI USPA Coach & UPT Tandem Instructor, PRO, Altimaster Field Support Representative Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #59 October 12, 2006 Fell of a golfcart at WFFC two years ago. Much safer skydiving there. Beautiful Landings, StreakerHave a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
