Shell666 0 #51 October 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteOr an NBC host ... Ok, he was not THAT NICE!!! Then I guess he's a porn star! So, tell us about your friend ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #52 October 7, 2006 QuoteSo, tell us about your friend I should have known better!! Did not know him that well.... he was to shy! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #53 October 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo, tell us about your friend I should have known better!! Did not know him that well.... he was to shy! Riiiiighhht ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #54 October 7, 2006 Oh, shit. I forgot about the guy I went to junior high with. Damien Satan. Not pronounced Sate-an ... but Sa-tan .. but being the juveniles we were, we didn't pronounce it properly. Who in HELL would name their child DAMIEN when their last name was spelt SATAN?? THAT and growing up with the movie the OMEN ... and to be honest, the name Damien (based on the movie) suited him to a T!! What a piece of work! Sheesh ... Note to parents everywhere .. DO NOT NAME YOUR CHILD DAMIEN!!! In my experience, you're setting them up to be a little weird! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #55 October 7, 2006 Quote Who in HELL would name their child DAMIEN when their last name was spelt SATAN?? I think you just answered your own question. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #56 October 7, 2006 QuoteQuote Who in HELL would name their child DAMIEN when their last name was spelt SATAN?? I think you just answered your own question. Yep. I think I did. 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #57 October 7, 2006 Years ago in the Tampa Tribune there was a list of odd, unusual names that came from the local community. One woman had twins, one named Syphylis and the other Gonoreah. The one that really got me was a woman who named her son Chickenbone Robinson. Chickenbone Robinson.................what the fuck is that?Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #58 October 7, 2006 You're just Randy! How funny! I knew a dude who was Greek and his last name was Liftshitz..and he and his wife changed it to Liveson for obvious reasons. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #59 October 7, 2006 Swear to God, there's a lady that comes to the restaurant who is named... Gay Cox Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akjmpplt 0 #60 October 7, 2006 Once arrested a fiesty little guy named Peter Woodcock. ...and a woman named Galadria Goodbitch (this one was an alias)SmugMug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valjumps46 0 #61 October 7, 2006 I was babysitting today and overheard the mom say to her friend on the phone in response as to why no one in the room laughed: "Last night I was in the ****** meeting and the two presenters where Joan Jones and Simon Silver. I can't believe no one smiled.""I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valjumps46 0 #62 October 7, 2006 This kid in elemantry school was named JASON JOSEPH"I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #63 October 7, 2006 I remember one kid named David Davis, nothing remarkable about it anyway..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #64 October 7, 2006 i went to school with a sarah horney - sweetest girl ever - used to get shit for her name all the time"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #65 October 7, 2006 High school....Doris Screws. Worked with...Buck Funk. (Try saying that three times fast.) Jim Phelps...(me, before my name change - for obvious reasons.) TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #66 October 7, 2006 Poor girl!! That is pretty bad... Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #67 October 7, 2006 At work today we got a material certification signed by some guy named Anal Shahreef. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #68 October 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI knew a guy in the military his name was justin butts. Was he by any chance in the Navy? or in gay porn? Same difference. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #69 October 7, 2006 I had a high school English teacher named Gladys Hitler. Kinda short, bad tempered. Mood swings. Every September 1st she would invade the French teacher's room. Said she needed the extra space.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #70 October 7, 2006 By the way... Here in Harrisburg there is this hot TV news chick (or was....haven't seen her in a bit) named Heather Will. I can just hear the taunts in high school: "Hey, what girl wants to blow the entire JV football team?" "Heather Will!" -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #71 October 7, 2006 I had a teacher in high school named mrs. seaman and her husbands name was Dick! He also worked at my school but, unfortunately I never had a class with him. I always wanted to ask why his parents were so cruel.Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #72 October 7, 2006 Growing up I knew a girl named Lisalette Raye ( Lisa let Ray). And I live with a woman now named Texas Flowers. Her parents tried to make her middle name Wild and the doctor wouldn't let them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #73 October 7, 2006 Now that right there is funny, I don't care who ya are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #74 October 7, 2006 My neighbor wanted to name his daugther Mona K Lisa. Mom won out and Mona's her middle name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #75 October 7, 2006 Also I've encountered a Sgt Major. First time I spoke with her was over the phone from Korea (we work in the same building now). I asked her if she was in the Army, to which she laughed and said she was a MSgt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
