People with unfortunate names.

[Lindercles 0]

I found this one on IMDB. What's worse is it won't even get any better after she's married.

[DavidST 0]

I knew a guy in Middle school whos parents named him Richard Head.

As a general rule, the better it felt when you said it, the more trouble it's going to get you into.

[eeneR 3]

I worked with a guy named Richard Colon....

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[skydiver30960 0]

I worked with a Richard Silk once...

elvisio "a couple careers ago" rodriguez

[Zenister 0]

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I knew a guy in Middle school whos parents named him Richard Head.

No shit, My high school principle was named Richard Head... i took advantage of it and greeted him loudly and often in the halls... he was used to it... some of the 'administrative assistants' aka VPs in charge of 'discipline' hated it.... but they simply couldnt beat my argument... it WAS his name i was using...

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[littleskycrab 0]

I did a closing many years ago and the buyers name was "Dick Hoffucker" - at least that's what his birth certificate said. 14 years later and I still remember his name........... scary

Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you."

[Elisha 1]

I worked at a Safeway with some airheaded chick named Doty (like Doh not Dot). Her last name was Ditty, but her middle name was Sara. Why do parents do these things? Sad.

[Zipp0 1]

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I knew a guy in Middle school whos parents named him Richard Head.

No shit, My high school principle was named Richard Head... i took advantage of it and greeted him loudly and often in the halls... he was used to it... some of the 'administrative assistants' aka VPs in charge of 'discipline' hated it.... but they simply couldnt beat my argument... it WAS his name i was using...

There was a Richard Head across the hall from me in college.

There was an asian olympic gymnast named "My Yahung".

I always fantasized about the following exchange on meeting her:

"Pleased to meet you, I'm Scott ."
"Oh, hello. My Yahung."
"Yes, I know, but what is your name?"

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"Pleased to meet you, I'm Scott ."
"Oh, hello. My Yahung."
"Yes, I know, but what is your name?"Laugh

ROFLMAO!!!!

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[Richards 0]

Reading a history book, I recall there was an officer in the British Army around the time of the falklands I beleive, who's last name was "Coward". Man he must have been picked on during (and I suppose after) training. i had to re-read the name because I almost couldn't beleive it.

Richards

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[Zenister 0]

well there are always the miltary variant..

all examples i've met

SGT Major

SGT Sergeant

MAJ Major

MAJ Sergeant

GEN Player ( would seem to be a demotion from MAJ Player)

but my favorite is still an Air Force Officer i was seeing for a while.. when i met her i actually made the completely unoriginal joke "Maj Morgan? Are you less fun now then when you were Capt Morgan?"

she went out with me anyway

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[PLFXpert 0]

Oh my gosh...what timing!

There was a news anchor Billy and I saw the other morning and his name was "Harry Balser".

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[moodyskydiver 0]

My mom and dad went to school with an African American chick whos name was spelled Pajama but it was pronounced "Pay-ja-may".

Then my mom was an RN working in Labor&Delivery at a hospital and another such young African American woman came in and had a little girl whom she wanted to name Tick (spelled and pronounced just like the bug,or the sound a clock makes).After much work on behalf of the staff and family they finally got her to change it slightly to Tickey.

My married name isn't unfortunate, but its interesting enough that people always comment on it...my name is Amber Beers. It was fun at first but its gotten old quick.Some assholes dont believe me that it really is my name,like I'd make it up (why?do I look like a porn star to you?) and I have to show them my driver's license to proove it.People at pharmacies and such either ask me to spell my last name and I say "its just like the drink,ok?" or they say "is that B-E-A-R-S?" and I say "no that spells "bears",like teddy bears. Then theres the ever popular high school or college kid going "man you name is so cool!" Or those who drink Shiner Amber Bock or other Amber ales just really love my name because I've got the whole package right in my first and last name and then I get to hear about their love of beer.Or I've had several people say "you have a perfect skydiver's name!" Oy! Maybe I should go back to using my maiden name.

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[TrophyHusband 0]

in the navy there were always sea stories about junior enlisted men with a last name such as stain.

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[Lindercles 0]

So if Harry and Lolita got married, they could have a kid named Woody Balser-Fatjo.

[Lindercles 0]

It's a good policy never to comment about a person's name. Now matter how clever you think you're being, they've heard it before and you just come off like an ass.

Although that shouldn't keep you from amusing yourself with it.

[skydemon2 0]

I knew a guy in the military his name was justin butts.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

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[SpeedRacer 1]

A guy in my computer class in college named Charles Manson.


A woman on my parents' theatre Board of Directors named Betty Titsworth.

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[rhaig 0]

had a government teacher named Richard P Nuss. (he didn't like to be called Dick)

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Lolita Fatjo - Star Trek: TNG -> Patrick Stewart - Conspiracy Theory -> Mel Gibson - Ransom -> Gary Sinice(sp) - Apollo 13 -> Kevin Bacon

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[billeisele 130]

and how about those professionals -
Dr. Finger - proctologist

or the Judo pro - Won Ung Lo

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

[BellyFlailer 0]

Very right. My name is Ernie and people always ask me "Where's Bert". At least they could get a little clever and ask me "how's Bert is in the sack" or something, but they all say the same thing... "Where's Bert".

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[Lindercles 0]

*swish*

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I knew a guy in the military his name was justin butts.

Was he by any chance in the Navy?

cavete terrae.