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I got pulled over by Officer Farva last night!

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Seriously, this guy was such a dick (and a moron).

He pulled me over at 11:30 last night, when I was on my way home from school/aerobics.

"Ma'am, what were you doing pulling out of McEachern High School?"

"Ummmm . . . I didn't." (I was at Kennesaw State.)

"Yeah, I saw you."

"No, you didn't, because I wasn't there. " (I really wasn't.)

"You sure?"

(I start laughing.) "Yes, I'm sure."

"You been smoking some weed tonight?"

"WHAT?! No!" (There is absolutely no way my car smelled like weed. It did, however, smell like onions. :D)

"You sure?"

"YES!" (Then I notice his partner coming up to the other side of my car, and another cop car pulling in behind us.)

"So what took you so long to stop?"

"I slowed down and put on my blinker and drove straight to the nearest gas station."

"Well, you passed plenty of roads - why didn't you pull over on one of those?" (and I really don't think I did, btw.)

"I wanted to get to a well-lit area." (Jeez.)

The interrogation probably lasted three minutes, with him not believing a word I said. It was pretty comical. Bet he thinks he's all bad ass, when he's really just an idiot. :D

FINALLY, he takes my license, runs it, and lets me go.

Fucking JERK. And I thanked him at the end. WTF?! He didn't even have a legitimate reason to pull me over!

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:D

Seriously, this guy was such a dick (and a moron).

He pulled me over at 11:30 last night, when I was on my way home from school/aerobics.

"Ma'am, what were you doing pulling out of McEachern High School?"

"Ummmm . . . I didn't." (I was at Kennesaw State.)

"Yeah, I saw you."

"No, you didn't, because I wasn't there. " (I really wasn't.)

"You sure?"

(I start laughing.) "Yes, I'm sure."

"You been smoking some weed tonight?"

"WHAT?! No!" (There is absolutely no way my car smelled like weed. It did, however, smell like onions. :D)

"You sure?"

"YES!" (Then I notice his partner coming up to the other side of my car, and another cop car pulling in behind us.)

"So what took you so long to stop?"

"I slowed down and put on my blinker and drove straight to the nearest gas station."

"Well, you passed plenty of roads - why didn't you pull over on one of those?" (and I really don't think I did, btw.)

"I wanted to get to a well-lit area." (Jeez.)

The interrogation probably lasted three minutes, with him not believing a word I said. It was pretty comical. Bet he thinks he's all bad ass, when he's really just an idiot. :D

FINALLY, he takes my license, runs it, and lets me go.

Fucking JERK. And I thanked him at the end. WTF?! He didn't even have a legitimate reason to pull me over!


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I can't figure-out 'why', he wondered why, you didn't stop at one of the side roads? Hmmmm...
You did the right thing by going to "a well lit area."
I think, he got you confused with someone else.
The onions were why he didn't haul you in!:D
The guy was a 'bit' out of line. The whole incident sounds just plain aggravating.


Chuck

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Holy crap I would have lost it. If I knew I did nothing wrong I just don't cooperate. Go ahead try and find something wrong, it's not gonna happen.
I hate the jerk ones!!!!
Oh and that must have been a cobb sheriff, I don't have the highest praises for them.
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The only thing I knew I wasn't going to do was let them search my car.



Oh? What did you have you didn't want them to find?? Sex toys in the trunk?? :D
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Nothing. You can inconvenience me and give me a hard time, but you cannot encroach upon my civil liberties. My parents would be more than happy to bail me out of jail for standing up for that right. :)



Sadly, a lot of the times they will intrude your civil liberties and then just lie on the report if they did get something in your car. They do it more than most people would think.

Plus, I hate GA cops.....they are like robots who are on a mission to catch all criminals (and they think everyone is a criminal)........>:(

And I know that for a fact! (and no, nothing like that happened to me)
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wow.... you did handle that pretty well... I'm not sure I would have handled it quite as well.

me: "you pulled me over for what?"

officer: "leaving the HS driveway..."

me: "uh huh... I see... have you considered glasses... :o"

(ok, not really... but that's certainly what I would have wanted to say... :D:D)
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You know what, though? I've had 8+ tickets (all in GA), and I've never been treated like that. And those were all legitimate offenses!

This guy just must not have gotten laid in a while or something. :D



Well you should of helped him out on that. Do what billy does, play the deaf card. gets them everytime they either think he's joking or has down syndrome :D
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i cant stand when cops feel the need to be complete assholes... i got pulled over a few months ago because i was going 40 in a 35 on a main road - and there were cars FLYING by me... he pulls me over in a dunkin donuts parking lot and the first words out of his mouth were not "license and registration" it was "so heading to new york in a hurry i see" - (this happened in delaware after i was leaving class one night - and my car has ny plates)- i dont really know how i held my patience but he was all - "you know the speed limit is 35 and you were going 40 - that is way past the limit and a danger to other drivers" - luckily i got away with a warning but he was a freakin young cop too which REALLY pissed me off - talk about needing to get laid
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i cant stand when cops feel the need to be complete assholes... i got pulled over a few months ago because i was going 40 in a 35 on a main road - and there were cars FLYING by me... he pulls me over in a dunkin donuts parking lot and the first words out of his mouth were not "license and registration" it was "so heading to new york in a hurry i see" - (this happened in delaware after i was leaving class one night - and my car has ny plates)- i dont really know how i held my patience but he was all - "you know the speed limit is 35 and you were going 40 - that is way past the limit and a danger to other drivers" - luckily i got away with a warning but he was a freakin young cop too which REALLY pissed me off - talk about needing to get laid



I was in court in a small town in Arkansas for a speeding ticket. the room was only about 15 x 20 and standing room only. the judge comes in and sits down. Looks at all the cases and says anyone with a speeding ticket of 5 mph or less can leave. All those cases are dismissed. Any questions see the clerk outside. the proceeded to rip the two police officers in the courtroom a new asshole.

I dont know any ticket of 5mph or less that would really hold up in a good court. At least, the ones I have been in.
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this is a situation where I would have broken out the big balls

see when cops treat me like that I get my lawyer on the phone slyly and then antagonize them...

Dave
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