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Is it wrong to expect that special early morning present on your birthday? I allways thought it was the done thing.

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just drop plenty of subtle hints that this is what you want for your birthday the day before, it'll happen, although i had to train over my birthday this year i did get that very present the next weekend;) god bless air force girls:P

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Is there ever a bad time for a blowjob?



You're shooting an approach in a Cessna 152...at night...with a crosswind...that is gusting to 45 mph.[:/]
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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You're shooting an approach in a Cessna 152...at night...with a crosswind...that is gusting to 45 mph.




No.........that's the perfect time...........because you are pretty much screwed so you might as well. :D



Yeah, tell her to hold onto thtat thing tight too, this one is gonna be a bumpy ride.

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You're shooting an approach in a Cessna 152...at night...with a crosswind...that is gusting to 45 mph.




No.........that's the perfect time...........because you are pretty much screwed so you might as well. :D



Actually that was an actual incident. The midnight flight was supposed to be a surprise for a date. But she had a surprise for me: She stood me up. Since I had already rented the plane, I took it up anyway. Unfortunately, as I was cruising around at 4500', a front was coming in, but I didn't realize that until I came back down to pattern altitude. It took SIX go-arounds, but I finally got the a/c back on the ground w/o bending or breaking anything. I was so thankful I didn't have an hysterical female with me, but once I had the a/c tied down, I really could have used a good BJ.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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You're shooting an approach in a Cessna 152...at night...with a crosswind...that is gusting to 45 mph.[:/]



Good point. My concern would be her teeth. Landing may result in an unintentional angry dragon. :ph34r::D

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Yes it is wrong to expect anything!
What have you done to set the mood?
Have you made her feel like a sexy woman?
Do you just expect oral sex at the flick of a switch just because it is your birthday?
How about making some effort on your side?

Waking up to watch the sun rise?
Sleeping over at a hotel?

I dunno, try making her feel like she really wants to do that instead of making her feel like some cheap hooker that feels abliged to give you head JUST beacuse it is your birthday.

Expect nothing and you won't be dissapointed.

Love and make her feel loved and it won't feel like a chore!

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DUDE!

Yes it is wrong to expect anything!
What have you done to set the mood?
Have you made her feel like a sexy woman?
Do you just expect oral sex at the flick of a switch just because it is your birthday?
How about making some effort on your side?

Waking up to watch the sun rise?
Sleeping over at a hotel?

I dunno, try making her feel like she really wants to do that instead of making her feel like some cheap hooker that feels abliged to give you head JUST beacuse it is your birthday.

Expect nothing and you won't be dissapointed.

Love and make her feel loved and it won't feel like a chore!




What did he do?

He was born. On this day he brought his presence into the world for her to eventually come to find.

She should worship this day like religious people do Christmas, as in the birth of her God.

He is her man, you damned right she should blow him on his birthday, and should be happy she is allowed to do so.

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DUDE!

Yes it is wrong to expect anything!
What have you done to set the mood?
Have you made her feel like a sexy woman?
Do you just expect oral sex at the flick of a switch just because it is your birthday?
How about making some effort on your side?

Waking up to watch the sun rise?
Sleeping over at a hotel?

I dunno, try making her feel like she really wants to do that instead of making her feel like some cheap hooker that feels abliged to give you head JUST beacuse it is your birthday.

Expect nothing and you won't be dissapointed.

Love and make her feel loved and it won't feel like a chore

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Beverly,I have made her feel like a sexy woman,do sunrises and the rest,and have a great relationship.And she loves sucking my cock.I think she was just annoyed I wrote "wake up nosh" in my diary.

If theirs a hell bellow,
We're all gonna go.

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Yes it is wrong to expect anything!
What have you done to set the mood?
Have you made her feel like a sexy woman?
Do you just expect oral sex at the flick of a switch just because it is your birthday?
How about making some effort on your side?

Waking up to watch the sun rise?
Sleeping over at a hotel?

I dunno, try making her feel like she really wants to do that instead of making her feel like some cheap hooker that feels abliged to give you head JUST beacuse it is your birthday.

Expect nothing and you won't be dissapointed.

Love and make her feel loved and it won't feel like a chore!



Or trade just her in on a lower maintenance model.:P

Do all the above of Her Birthday. But if it is your birthday.. BJ and a Steak is a completely reasonable expectation.;):D

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What did he do?

He was born. On this day he brought his presence into the world for her to eventually come to find.

She should worship this day like religious people do Christmas, as in the birth of her God.

He is her man, you damned right she should blow him on his birthday, and should be happy she is allowed to do so.



I would LOOVE to see you say that to any prospective girlfirend of yours:D;):D:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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I would LOOVE to see you say that to any prospective girlfirend of yours



Have you ever net wildcard451?? I have no doubt that he would be up to that task.

And get away with it.

that probably says more about the quality of women he chooses then. (assuming he was serious when sayinhg it)
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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