jumpjunkie2004 0 #1 October 10, 2006 Well?Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 October 10, 2006 BWAAAAHAHAHA! yes.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #3 October 10, 2006 I asked one of my best friends what she wanted for her birthday and she said "I want to milk a cow." Of course, we both live in the city. So, I've spent my morning on a quest to find a cow for her to milk. I've got an out - I grew up on a farm and have some friends at home with cows - so I could always drag her up the mountain, but I'm hoping to find a place near where she lives : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 October 10, 2006 Not knowing you very well, I have to assume that this is a serious question. So... Worked on a dairy for a year.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dharma1976 0 #5 October 10, 2006 yes I have I used to live next door to a milk farm and when I was young the babysitter (farmers daughter) used to take me over and show me how to milk the cows... its kinda wierd Davehttp://www.skyjunky.com CSpenceFLY - I can't believe the number of people willing to bet their life on someone else doing the right thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mostly_Harmless 0 #6 October 10, 2006 No but I have milked a cat._________________________________________ www.myspace.com/termvelocity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #7 October 10, 2006 Yeah, we thought it was a deer at first then it mood. It had one really weird udder and two round things dangling. Nothing like the pictures I found later on google. It looked rather gross so I gave the milk to my friend to try. He didn't like it.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #8 October 10, 2006 I've always wanted to milk a cow... I can't think of a finer gift. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 October 10, 2006 Movie quote... "I milked your cow." "Uh...we don't have a cow."My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #10 October 10, 2006 yup - when i was about 5 - we had a local farm and it was a field trip - we milked a cow AND a goat - and made butter and drank the "fresh milk" i was young but i remember it was NOT yummy - probably why im not a huge milk fan"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #11 October 10, 2006 QuoteMovie quote... "I milked your cow." "Uh...we don't have a cow." KING PIN!!!! hahaha GREAT movie!!!!"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #12 October 10, 2006 QuoteNo but I have milked a cat. why?Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #13 October 10, 2006 Thanks for being first to step up to the plate there Hippie because I can proudly say - Why yes, yes I have .....and eight at a time VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 October 10, 2006 Well I guess I dont really get the desire to milk a cow. I grew up in a hybrid of life styles. One weekend I'd be in town riding my bike, and another on a family farm working, and another in the woods hunting. Milking a cow is work, you get shit on, you get pissed on, and if you're real lucky you get kicked. But hey, Ive you never done it before, I say go for it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #15 October 10, 2006 I suggested that it might be more fun for her to feed an orphaned calf. Hopefully, she'll get a chance to do both : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mostly_Harmless 0 #16 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteNo but I have milked a cat. why? I was thirsty_________________________________________ www.myspace.com/termvelocity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #17 October 10, 2006 I imagine it would have been much easier to buy a gallon of milk : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #18 October 10, 2006 QuoteI suggested that it might be more fun for her to feed an orphaned calf. Hopefully, she'll get a chance to do both : ) We like to call that 'Veal'. Im sure you can find a farm where you could do just about anything along those lines. good luck.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #19 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteNo but I have milked a cat. why?Don't think about this too hard... its from the movie "Meet the Parents" with Ben Stiller... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #20 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteNo but I have milked a cat. why?Don't think about this too hard... its from the movie "Meet the Parents" with Ben Stiller... I saw that movie...but I don't remember that. Oh well...I'm old...I don't remember everything.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweetness 0 #21 October 10, 2006 On Sunday I landed off in a field full of cows ... It made me think about your wish ! "Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear ..." (Blackadder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #22 October 10, 2006 QuoteOn Sunday I landed off in a field full of cows ... It made me think about your wish ! Do you think that is a good option for me? We do have Farmer McNasty next door. Maybe I could do a night jump into his cow field. Landing in his pasture at night has been done before because of a bad spot. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irisheyes 0 #23 October 10, 2006 Yep, and I've milked goats too! (Spent summers on a dairy farm when I was a kid). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #25 October 10, 2006 QuoteOn Sunday I landed off in a field full of cows ... It made me think about your wish ! When presented with the option of landing in a field of many cows, or a field with just one cow, never take the latter option."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
