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MattM

Surely you're not going to jump out of an airplane...

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"Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!"

"I say hey sky, s'other say I wont say I pray to J. I get the same ol' same ol."

"Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin', man."

"You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac? Lay der down an' smack 'em yack 'em."

"Col' got to be! Yo!"

"Sheeeeeeet!"


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Yes I am going to jump out of an airplane - and don't call me Shirley.



They paid their money, they bought their ticket. They knew what they were getting into.

I say... LET EM CRASH.
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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

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"Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!"

"I say hey sky, s'other say I wont say I pray to J. I get the same ol' same ol."

"Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin', man."

"You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac? Lay der down an' smack 'em yack 'em."

"Col' got to be! Yo!"

"Sheeeeeeet!"



You ROCK! That got me rollin' in the fetal position!
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"...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

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" just chill blood, she gon try get ya on da medicide"

I think i remember that right





Jiveman - "S'mo' fo' butter lay me to da bone. Jackin' me up... Tightly."
Randi - "I'm sorry I don't understand."
Jiveman's friend Arthur, aka "Slick" - "Cutty say he cayn't hang."
June Cleaver - "Oh stewardess, I speak jive."
Randi - "Ohhhh, good."
June - "He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him."
Randi - "Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine."
June - "Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on de`rebound wid de medciiiide."
Jiveman - "What it is, big mamma? My mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap."
June - "Cuh' me sum slac', jack?! Chump don wan' no help, chump dont git de help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains, anyhow."

Edited to add: no, I did NOT have much of a life as a teenager. Nowadays, kids play online video games. When I was younger, I watched Airplane, again and again and again...


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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