TheGirlWonder 0 #26 October 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteEEEWWW!!!! I would have had to call him a cab and never talk to him again. WOW, pardon the pun, but "SHIT HAPPENS!" g LOL! A valid argument Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bshl 0 #27 October 9, 2006 I touched an electric fence one time to see how it felt. It had rained the night before but my tennis shoes had me pretty well grounded. Once I figured out what was wrong (provided that's the right term), I reached over and touched my aunt's prized goat. Scared the little sucker so bad that when she returned to the earth she took about two steps and dropped all her little goose berries in a very concise editorial on my actions. I haven't touched another fence since. Goats, on the other hand... Blue skies and happy landings! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1888 0 #28 October 9, 2006 It is possible that if the legs are positioned just so during a hard opening, that his/her turd cutter stretched enough to let out a steamer. Of course the person probably had to shit bad prior to getting on the plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #29 October 9, 2006 Gives new meaning to dumping high, and another reason to talk shit to John before getting on the plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
