swedishcelt 0 #1 October 7, 2006 MISS!!! You no be throwin' no curves at me shorty be you? What up wit dat? I hear things like this all the time. I also hear things like this: I ain't got none of no homework done today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 October 7, 2006 Sounds like some dangerous minds you've got there, Michelle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #3 October 7, 2006 is english the first language???Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #4 October 7, 2006 What have you gotten into?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #5 October 7, 2006 I think those both translate roughly as this: "Please ma'am, hit me in the face with a tree. It'll help me in the long run"cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #6 October 7, 2006 Yes. They may have West Indian parents but they were born here. And I actually know Lou Ann Anderson. Michelle's got nothing on her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #7 October 7, 2006 QuoteI think those both translate roughly as this: "Please ma'am, hit me in the face with a tree. It'll help me in the long run" I second that translation...I could sing that to the tune of that Smokey Robinson song. Maybe they're trying to tell you to stay away from their hidden pirate treasure? Or that they require serious gene therapy to succeed in evolving beyond the oompa loompa stage?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #8 October 7, 2006 Damn, I almost said LouAnne, too, but I figured more people would get Michelle. Sometimes you gotta trade humor for a wider audience. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 October 7, 2006 QuoteMISS!!! You no be throwin' no curves at me shorty be you? What up wit dat? I hear things like this all the time. I also hear things like this: I ain't got none of no homework done today. Muthafucka be goin to da sto an getta foty o fo fi an ain' gots no muthafuckin time to be fuckin wit no muthafuckin boolshit homeasswork. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyit ho!! Waddafuck yoo be thinkin'?!!! Yo ass gots to be trippin'!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 October 7, 2006 QuoteMISS!!! You no be throwin' no curves at me shorty be you? What up wit dat? I hear things like this all the time. I also hear things like this: I ain't got none of no homework done today. May help if you stop talking to turtle he's well into his bibonicshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 October 7, 2006 Bless you for your patience to teach a bunch of kids of parents who shouldn't have reproduced. Noi mean? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #12 October 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteMISS!!! You no be throwin' no curves at me shorty be you? What up wit dat? I hear things like this all the time. I also hear things like this: I ain't got none of no homework done today. May help if you stop talking to turtle he's well into his bibonicsHis language is something quite different, rather a form of houstonebonics or Texas street... something or other. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #13 October 7, 2006 QuoteYes. They may have West Indian parents but they were born here. And I actually know Lou Ann Anderson. Michelle's got nothing on her. Maybe thats who my students learned math from....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #14 October 7, 2006 QuoteMaybe thats who my students learned math from.... Is that also where they learned the 40-seconds-to-a-minute clock method? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 October 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteMaybe thats who my students learned math from.... Is that also where they learned the 40-seconds-to-a-minute clock method? And how to use a ruler?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #16 October 7, 2006 QuoteI think those both translate roughly as this: "Please ma'am, hit me in the face with a tree. It'll help me in the long run" LMAO!!! I was going to suggest it meant something similar, "Please hit me on the head with a hammer and unscramble my brains." I guess the translation gets affected by the dialect of whateverthef*ck that was being spoken... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #17 October 7, 2006 QuoteBless you for your patience to teach a bunch of kids of parents who shouldn't have reproduced. Noi mean? Oh I love my students and I think they should definitely have been created, however, their language can give one nightmares. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #18 October 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteBless you for your patience to teach a bunch of kids of parents who shouldn't have reproduced. Noi mean? Oh I love my students and I think they should definitely have been created, however, their language can give one nightmares. you should let them vote on the rules of english...you'll be surprised at what they come up with... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #19 October 7, 2006 You're right. My parents weren't that bright, but they turned out ok. Me on the other hand..... see? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #20 October 7, 2006 QuoteYou're right. My parents weren't that bright, but they turned out ok. Me on the other hand..... see? Proof that two wrongs sure as hell didn't make a right cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 October 7, 2006 Oh stewardess..I speak jive And from the same movie.... is there anyoneon board that knows how to fly a plane - NSFW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #22 October 7, 2006 i didnt know they had nekid titties in that movie! gona go find that one again!! lolLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 October 7, 2006 I wish I could marry those boobies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #24 October 7, 2006 QuoteI wish I could marry those boobies. Because why would you need anything else? See, boys just don't think the same way as women. We would never want just one thing from a man. It's much better to have a list. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 October 7, 2006 QuoteBecause why would you need anything else? Pretty much.......... QuoteIt's much better to have a list. Damn do ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
