it's official... i'm now a cattle man

[warpedskydiver 0]

Plant some white clover

[warpedskydiver 0]

Quote

I'm prolly come over sooner than 18 months if you would just invite me. Geesh, i'm only like 3 hours away from you.

Shouldn't you wait until the wife is out of town?

[kenz 0]

i dont really care whether or not i'm "officially invited", if there's a steak or hamburger - especially straight off the cow, you can bet your ass i'm there

"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

[warpedskydiver 0]

Rainbo and I have been enjoying some particularly nice Murray Gray Angus aged 21 days....mmmmmm

It's good to have friends

[micro 0]

Quote

i dont really care whether or not i'm "officially invited", if there's a steak or hamburger - especially straight off the cow, you can bet your ass i'm there

girl, you don't HAVE to be invited... you can pop in any time unannounced.

same for you sunny one!

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[micro 0]

Quote

I didn't read the entire thread but I'm sure there was something somewhere along the lines of you making the switch from sheep to cows...what, cows more cooperative or something?

actually they're not... they're more of a challenge... they're more scared than sheep.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[micro 0]

first pic... kinda dark, cos well, the barn is dark. this is the all black one, the bigger of the two.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[freeflir29 0]

He looks so...............TASTY!

[micro 0]

Quote

He looks so...............TASTY!

he's pretty camo in that pic ain't she?

right after I took that pic she peed right next to her grain. just unleashed a torent of piss splashing on the floor. yuck.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[tri160 1]

Just be careful you don't end up with this guy!!!!
http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/mad_cow.php

NSFW language

[freeflir29 0]

Quote

just unleashed a torent of piss splashing on the floor.

They should come with a warning label against making them a house pet.

[micro 0]

Quote

Not a bad one, but it is a lot like mine. You need to get a big ass John Deere one if you're going to be a real farmer.

Chris

i will never buy a big ass john deere. they're over priced and the staff at the local dealership are snobbish assholes. i won't buy them just on principle.

and besides, my "farm" is just 16 acres, so I don't have any need for a big ass tractor. this one suits me fine. it's all i could afford anyway! those fuckers are EXPENSIVE!!!

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[micro 0]

Quote

Just be careful you don't end up with this guy!!!!
http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/mad_cow.php

NSFW language

made it clicky for ya. i'll have to watch it later, the youngins are hangin out just now.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[jumper03 0]

that is not a tractor...that is not even a tractorette....

that barely qualifies as a lawn mower....

We'll be discing the picked corn fields soon - i'll snap you a pic of a real tractor....

Scars remind us that the past is real

[micro 0]

Quote

that is not a tractor...that is not even a tractorette....

that barely qualifies as a lawn mower....

We'll be discing the picked corn fields soon - i'll snap you a pic of a real tractor....

don't be hatin!

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[Royd 0]

Quote

Not that I'm a cow expert, but you would want a Holstein for milking. People don't eat Holsteins. Some people have sex with them...but they're weird

There are several breeds of cattle that are for milking. Jersey, Gurnsey.

[Muenkel 0]

Quote

Not that I'm a cow expert, but you would want a Holstein for milking. People don't eat Holsteins. Some people have sex with them...but they're weird

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

There are several breeds of cattle that are for milking. Jersey, Gurnsey.

I feel so dumb when it comes to cow matters.

But, in my defense, I did say that I was no cow expert.
Moo

Chris

_________________________________________
Chris

[stitch 0]

Ole'McMicro had a farm....E..I..E..I...O, and on this farm he had some cows....E..I..E..I..O, with a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there...E..I...E...I...O

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[diverdad 0]

Quote

Quote

that is not a tractor...that is not even a tractorette....

that barely qualifies as a lawn mower....

We'll be discing the picked corn fields soon - i'll snap you a pic of a real tractor....

don't be hatin!

It looks more like a "microtractor" for the ol "Microranch"

[Shell666 0]

Quote

first pic... kinda dark, cos well, the barn is dark. this is the all black one, the bigger of the two.

My friend in Boise just sent me an update on Sir Charles Roast ... he's at the plant and he's a whopping 1548 lb Holstein!

Wish I were closer to her to enjoy the upcoming barbecue ...

Let's have a moment of silence for Sir Chuck ...



Okay, let's pray for really good steak now!

'Shell

'Shell

[diverdad 0]

Scott what do you think? I'm thinking they could be ready for the BBQ by next Labor Day.

[Muenkel 0]

Quote

first pic... kinda dark, cos well, the barn is dark. this is the all black one, the bigger of the two.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


My friend in Boise just sent me an update on Sir Charles Roast ... he's at the plant and he's a whopping 1548 lb Holstein!

Wish I were closer to her to enjoy the upcoming barbecue ...

Let's have a moment of silence for Sir Chuck ...



Okay, let's pray for really good steak now!

At the risk of getting in cow trouble again, I don't believe you eat Holsteins.

Chris

_________________________________________
Chris

[Shell666 0]

Quote

At the risk of getting in cow trouble again, I don't believe you eat Holsteins.

Chris

That's what she said in the email ...

Maybe she's wrong. I'll check.

I'll let ya know!

'Shell

'Shell

[micro 0]

Quote

Quote

Quote

that is not a tractor...that is not even a tractorette....

that barely qualifies as a lawn mower....

We'll be discing the picked corn fields soon - i'll snap you a pic of a real tractor....

don't be hatin!

It looks more like a "microtractor" for the ol "Microranch"

LOL!!! That's right! I was just being consistent w/ my, um "nature", yeah, that's it!!!

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[jumpinfarmer 0]

I think we all need to get out and jump more. This is starting to sound more like Successful Farming than Dropzone.com

I just wish I could get my tractor picture small enough to upload so you could see what a real tractor is suposed to look like.