The greatest Prank

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

OK, I love a good prank....I was quite the prankster in school, ie tieing shoe laces together, thumb tacs, etc. The last prank I pulled I got into serious trouble for. I scared the bejeezus (about 4 yrs ago) out of someone that has a heart condition. I didn't know it at the time and her Mom came down on me pretty hard. But I do love to scare the piss out of people. I remember the first prank I pulled....I went food shopping with my Mom. I was about 9. We had a two door car at the time and after the groceries were loaded into the trunk, I got into the back seat, behind her and when she went to close the door, I yelled, "Aaaaah my ankle, my ankle!!" I never saw a fat person move so fast in my life!!! (to give credit to my Mom, she has since lost a lot of the weight.)

SO, what is the greatest prank you pulled or have seen pulled on another person??

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[Peej 0]

I remember seeing video of four guys in a car once, the dude in the passenger was fast asleep so his buddy drove them right up behind a huge truck and as they get within a few feet of it they all scream - the sleeping guy wakes up thinking they're having a car accident, it was very funny.

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[JustaBill 0]

The best one I ever pulled was when I was about 7 or so. My mom, who is really afraid of mice, saw a mouse one morning while we were getting ready for school. She had her back turned to me doing something at the table so I got down on all 4's and walked my hand across her bare foot really lightly. She went thru the roof thinking the mouse just ran across her foot. I got my ass beat pretty good for that one but man it was worth it

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[cocheese 0]

Called my friend to see if he was going ice fishing.. in the ice shanty. His mom said he already left. I went to the shanty with my other friend to meet there. He wasn't there yet so we asked a few kids to shut us in the shanty. That can only be done from the outside with this door. Anyway.. We heard him stepping up to open the door. My friend and i had our heads right up to the door and screamed/yelled right when the late guy opened the door. Holy sheep shit, he almost died right there. I think we took 10 years off his life. His face OMG. Too brutal. Tricks can backfire so be careful sweetie.


edit: Oh by the way... how did the duct tape your kid to the bed go that one April fools day?

Oh and the "We gotta move" with all the boxes n stuff hoax you pulled? Crazy ass biatch

[Brains 2]

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We had a two door car at the time and after the groceries were loaded into the trunk, I got into the back seat, behind her and when she went to close the door, I yelled, "Aaaaah my ankle, my ankle!!"

I did that to fireflytx earlier this year when i broke my leg. Twice in fact.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[Shotgun 1]

The best prank I ever did was on my friend Bruce (I love him - he's the one who gave me the nickname Shotgun). I had a key to his apartment (dumbass!), and he had his light plugged into a switch that he would flip on when he came home... so I recorded myself screaming loudly, followed by a little song that I wrote just for him, and plugged the tape player into that switch - I also plugged a strobe light into it, along with a can opener that held a can of "Bruce's Yams"... I then found the biggest tumbleweed I could find and shoved it between the stair rail and his front door. He said that after he flipped the switch, he walked around his apartment for quite a while yelling, "I know you're in here!"... but I wasn't.

[cocheese 0]

"Rex" at our dz got me one day when he had a broken neck. He was stretching his neck and moaning when I heard a big "snap"!!!! "Oh shit" he says and starts moaning some more. I'm freakin out. He busted up laughing when after all it was just a plastic fork he broke in his hand behind his neck. Bastard Rex ! You got me.

[BillyVance 34]

There were three pranks that I and some friends pulled on a dude in college. We were all freshmen. Basically, this dude was an asshole, a pathological liar, boozer and was in no way suited for college life. We just wanted him gone.

Prank #1:

We get two guys he doesn't know, dress them up like Secret Service agents, who then knock on his dorm room door. He answers. Secret Service guy says "We're the secret service, is your name Steven ****?"
"yes"
"okay, you don't look like the person we're after for conterfeiting crimes, but we had to make sure. Have a good day."
"uhh, okay thanks"

Two days later we give Steven a call, "Steven ****? This is the white house, because you were mistakenly identified by the secret service in an ongoing investigation, we'd like to invite you to the white house for a dinner with the president. Please be at the airport tomorrow at 9 am, we will have a plane waiting for you."
"Wow, wow.... cool! thanks!"

Then Steven goes on telling everybody what just happened. We're like uh huh, yeah right, and just to appease him one of us decides to go along with him to the airport so he can prove it. Next morning he dresses up in his best, complete with trench overcoat. He and our buddy take a cab to the airport. Then Steven spends the next 30 minutes arguing with the ticket agent that he's supposed to meet a flight to go to Washington DC, to no avail. Realizing he's been had, it takes all our friend can do to stifle his shits and giggles... What's more, neither of them have enough money for the taxi ride back to the university, so a sympathetic sheriff's deputy gives them a ride. The next day at lunch, we're all laughing our asses off at the whole thing.


Prank #2:

Steven got into one of his drunken sprees in his dorm room and passed out, leaving his dorm door unlocked. One of us went to see him about something, walked in, surveyed the situation, got the rest of us to come over... an idea popped up, and one guy runs to get his electric shaver/shear. With two of us holding his head up, another starts shaving a bald spot in the middle of the back of the head, and a bald runway from there to the forehead. Cleaned up the mess and put him to bed.

He wore a baseball cap everyday for a month with no idea who had done it.

Prank #3:

By now we were pretty fed up with Steven, he had a rap sheet an inch thick at the campus police office, and he had pretty much quit going to classes and just being an asshole to everyone. It was time to take drastic measures. A couple of us got a case of beer and brought it to his room and asked if he wanted to have some. He was like "hell yeah" and started downing them one by one. Soon enough he was in a stupor and just passed out on the floor. We took his phone off the hook and dialed campus safety, but laid the phone down. We knew they would investigate. We left the room and left the door partially open, and hung out in the floor's break room nearby. Sure enough we saw two CS officers walk by. A minute later there's a loud commotion and we hear a struggle going on in the room with screaming and yelling. Two more CS officers arrive running by and they get Steven subdued and handcuffed. And we watch him get the perp walk down the hall to the elevator and out of our sight for the last time.

We looked at each other, "about time!" "yeah, he was just going to get worse and worse if something wasn't done".

Another incident that happened before this final prank: It wasn't a prank, but an unfortunate situation... Steven was drunk and a friend of his went in to check on him. This friend is openly gay, while Steven isn't. Well, the friend was trying to wake Steven up and Steven just somehow uttered these exact words.... "fuck me"...

Yep, the friend did it.... he told us afterwards how ashamed he was for doing it and begged us not to tell anyone, not even Steven... So we kept it quiet. To this day I don't think Steven even knew what had happened.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[lawrocket 3]

It's tough to define my greatest prank. One of them was when I was in a prank war with a good friend. I called his apartment one night while he was at work and his fundamentalist Christian roommate as his girlfriend were there (living in sin). I asked for Nick, and the girlfriend offered to take a message, wherein I told her that Nick was supposed to sell some dope for me and he better have my $800 by Tuesday or I'm gonna show up and rip their faces off. I ended it with, "GOT THAT BITCH?" The war ended that night with a truce.

Or, there was the weeklong prank that I played on a neighbor int he dorms. I had equipment that allowed me to change the pitch of a voice so it made my voice sound feminine. I proceeded to leave messages on his phone practically every time he left his room about how much he was wanted. Etc. Stalking him. I REALLY freaked him out after we used my binoculars to see if anyone was watching him. We scoped everything out for 20 minutes. We gave up, he went to the bathroom, and came back to a message saying, "I don't know what you and that other guy were looking for..." Everyone else knew, but it was ended when one of them told me he had to tell him because he was calling the police about it.

I've played so many other pranks they all kind of run together. Amazingly, very few people know it was me that pranked them. I just don't seem the type.

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[SARLDO 0]

While flying as a crewmember in the back of a Navy CH-46 helicopter, I hooked up my gunners (safety) belt to the open ramp hatch and threw the other end out, along with my comm cord, into thin air. It took a couple of minutes of silence from me for one of the pilots to look back and realize I had "fallen out" of the helo. The pilots were like... "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit... where is he... oh shit... I had to fess up though as they were about to call ATC to report that I had fallen out.

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens

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[FlyingJ 0]

This is kind of long, but it was great...

My uncle was with family at a state fair, and while there swore that he heard a page that he had a message for him at Gate 3. He asked around and there was no "Gate 3" on the fairgrounds. He asked our family and nobody heard a page for him. He didn't tell anyone other than his wife about the "Gate 3" part of the message, and she only mentioned that part in passing to my mom later.

Later that afternoon they found out that a very ill relative had passed away that day, and at that someone had been trying to get in touch with my uncle around that time, although nobody had called the state fair. That really freaked out my uncle - now he thinks he's receiving messages "from beyond." So, everyone made fun of him again and then let it go.

My mom and my uncle have been playing pranks on each other since they were kid, so for her this was a golden opportunity, and she took full advantage. The family is full of pranksters, so she had plenty of help.

Arrangements were made for the funeral service a couple days later. My mom made a very realistic looking "GATE 3" sign that was "installed" above the large iron gates that you pass through going into the cemetary (the funeral director and priest are both close family friends and in on the prank). My uncle almost wet himself when he was told to enter through Gate 3 (at this point he still didn't think anyone knew about the Gate 3 part of the message).

The priest doing the service even got in on it, and mentioned something like "now that Edith has made her journey through Gate 3"...something like that. Once again, my uncle freaked and nearly crushed my aunt's hand that he was holding.

Apparently it was all that everyone at the service could do to keep from completely busting out laughing at him. As soon as it was over he freaked out and was telling everyone about all of the Gate 3 coincidences. They let him leave first having been assigned a couple errands to run on the way home and on the way out my mom grabbed her Gate 3 sign.

Everyone was back at my grandparent's place for a reception and after about an hour my uncle noticed the Gate 3 sign propped up on the mantle in the living room and immediately freaked out because it had been stolen from the cemetary, and how he couldn't believe my mom would go so far as to steel a sign from a cemetary to play a joke on him. Eventually he touched it and realized it was made of cardboard, and when everyone let out days of pent up laughter he knew he had been had and everyone was in on it.

To this day he is still trying to figure out what he can do to get back at my mom.

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