grue 1 #1 September 29, 2006 Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell' Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him. He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape. Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez." Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video. Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2." Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity." "I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls." The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 September 29, 2006 I saw him on some show recently - he was selling tshirts or something so he could pay his mortgage? I dunno... it was weird. Guess he needs the cash."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 September 29, 2006 Hmmm............maybe I should put out a sex tape as well. Ya know...........to help me get more bookings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 September 29, 2006 I think that'd be a baaaaaaaaaaaaaa-d idea.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #5 September 29, 2006 QuoteHmmm............maybe I should put out a sex tape as well. Ya know...........to help me get more bookings. Or just make everyone puke!! Sorry I couldn't help it! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 September 29, 2006 QuoteOr just make everyone puke!! Oh man.........what a GREAT IDEA. I could actually sell the tape as a MEDICAL device. Think of it........no more stomach pumping in emergency rooms. Someone OD's on pills.........just roll a TV into the room and WHAM. Empty stomach. No syrup of epicac, no stomach pumping, just press play and WHAM! I'm going to be RICH!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 September 29, 2006 They were talking about this on the Bob & Tom show yesterday. How icky. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 September 29, 2006 Squeak is doing porn? Rock on Squeak!! (Not a personal attack, just trying to boost your ratings, guy.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 September 29, 2006 QuoteHow icky. I thought you thoroughly enjoyed a good "Dirty Sanchez?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skysurfer_Rob 0 #10 September 29, 2006 QuoteI saw him on some show recently - he was selling tshirts or something so he could pay his mortgage? I dunno... it was weird. Guess he needs the cash. Yeah, I saw him on Attack of the Show, on G4tv, trying to sell t-shirts...but I didn't catch the back story of him needing money for his mortgage. Maybe him and Paris Hilton will hook up and make a porn....I know that would sell, mostly as a novelty item."Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #11 September 30, 2006 well.... he was always an annoying fuck.... "badabum bum...." RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 September 30, 2006 Wow grue, now you can tell everybody, you have a relative thats a porn-star."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
