BillyVance 34 #26 September 26, 2006 Quoteof course i am at the farm.I asked the whuffo doc if i could jump this week-end he's like i wouldn't jump for a years hahaha i'm like STFU will i be ok. If i wanted your sissy comments i'd ask your wife you pansy.. So anyways, i should be ok. What could possibly go wrong? A weird opening or slightly hard one... maybe rip the stitches... You're gonna be sore just getting around, much less skydiving. My wife had gall bladder surgery a few years ago. She was pretty ginger for a week. My best guess, take this weekend off and stay on the ground. After that, do whatever your fat ass wants... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #27 September 26, 2006 QuoteWhat could possibly go wrong? That's my philosophy for life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #28 September 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat could possibly go wrong? That's my philosophy for life. Well then i am screwed..lol Hey, ice on your nuts doesnt feel that bad after a while..http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #29 September 26, 2006 Are you sure you were totally out? I got woke up at 5:30 this morning by a loud blood-curddling scream coming out of the southwest... At least you don't have to worry about cervical cancer now. you pussy. Dr. posted this morning...said it was microsurgery and he can't get his nurses to quit laughing. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #30 September 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhat could possibly go wrong? That's my philosophy for life. Well then i am screwed..lol Hey, ice on your nuts doesnt feel that bad after a while.. does it shrink 'em down to micro size? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #31 September 26, 2006 Actually, the DR said he may need to take a few inches off as it was causing me back painhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #32 September 26, 2006 I dont think he was referring to the ole trouser trout when he said that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #33 September 26, 2006 QuoteActually, the DR said he may need to take a few inches off as it was causing me back pain oh... care to donate? wait... on second thought... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #34 September 26, 2006 QuoteI dont think he was referring to the ole trouser trout when he said that! Trouser trout my knob doesnt smell fishy..It may in a few days wearing this bloody Jockstarphttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #35 September 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteI dont think he was referring to the ole trouser trout when he said that! Trouser trout my knob doesnt smell fishy..It may in a few days wearing this bloody Jockstarp i just threw up. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #36 September 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI dont think he was referring to the ole trouser trout when he said that! Trouser trout my knob doesnt smell fishy..It may in a few days wearing this bloody Jockstarp i just threw up. Sprry, i'll send you the strap via the mail if you'd likehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #37 September 26, 2006 Yes Lee had a tear in his eye this morning before they walked him in. He was scared and he also told the nurse she could have his niuts in her mouth. Of course the doctor looked at him like he was going to kick him. Imagine Lee getting kicked of a hospital. No sex for o9ne week........----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #38 September 26, 2006 QuoteYes Lee had a tear in his eye this morning before they walked him in. He was scared and he also told the nurse she could have his niuts in her mouth. Of course the doctor looked at him like he was going to kick him. Imagine Lee getting kicked of a hospital. No sex for o9ne week........ Ya gota love the big ogre. WYSIWYG! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #39 September 26, 2006 hey dont forget the bag of frozen peas on the way home...Who can i cook for this week after they have been used...lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #40 September 26, 2006 Ya, he is brave ogre and did this for me. Our 2 year anniversery is next week. I guess I will give him a good present for being so brave.......----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #41 September 26, 2006 QuoteYa, he is brave ogre and did this for me. Our 2 year anniversery is next week. I guess I will give him a good present for being so brave....... A big stuffed Shrek doll? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #42 September 26, 2006 Quotehey dont forget the bag of frozen peas on the way home...Who can i cook for this week after they have been used...lol I am sure Kevin will eat them if you pay him enough.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #43 September 26, 2006 QuoteActually, the DR said he may need to take a few inches off as it was causing me back pain You're going to have a mastectomy too? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #44 September 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteActually, the DR said he may need to take a few inches off as it was causing me back pain You're going to have a mastectomy too? zzzING!!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steveorino 7 #45 September 26, 2006 Lee has Moobs! steveOrino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #46 September 26, 2006 QuoteLee has Moobs! Apparently not any more . . . >I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #47 September 26, 2006 yes i do you want a tiity wank hey mailing your check off today glad you posted.. remind me brandy to write him a check later thankshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #48 September 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteLee has Moobs! Apparently not any more . . . > Not really. 2 dead possems and a homeless bum are ahead of you but hey, if they back out your next buddyhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #49 September 26, 2006 Don't fuck that up! Some of us have to sleep in a pile of broken glass, with nothing but newspapers and our slutty costumes to keep us warm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #50 September 26, 2006 QuoteDon't fuck that up! Some of us have to sleep in a pile of broken glass, with nothing but newspapers and our slutty costumes to keep us warm. Ask lee to hook you up with the Bum . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites