Thanatos340 1 #1 August 30, 2006 So if I happen to come across as a little more Rude, Obnoxious and Offensive than usual.. Please feel free to Kiss my ASS. Starting day two without a Cigarette and I still haven’t killed anyone.... Yet. But the idea is growing more appealing by the minute. Now excuse me while I step outside and growl at passing cars for a while. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #2 August 30, 2006 Hang in there! You can do it! *runs into hiding* ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #3 August 30, 2006 Good luck, J! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 August 30, 2006 Be as rude, obnoxious and offensive as you want, I will enjoy spanking you. Stick with it. If nothing else, do it for your daughter! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,537 #5 August 30, 2006 Good for you. Go break some beer bottles against the wall. Then go do something that makes you sweat like crazy. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 August 30, 2006 Stick with it bro. Chew lots of gum and go get some nicorette if you have to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkR 0 #7 August 30, 2006 If nothing else helps, the "bang the wife"-therapy has proven to be quite effective to counter withdrawal symptoms. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.« Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 August 30, 2006 Planning on taking my HK 45 to the range soon as I get off work and venting my frustration on some helpless Paper. I just really hope no one pisses me off between here and there. I am starting to think that maybe I should have left the toys at home today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 August 30, 2006 J, you're a wimp lettin' a little ol' 2-inch stick of rolled up plant matter kick your ass like that. Sheesh. Be a MAN! Every time you think about lighting up, just eat the thing instead...that'll cure you. PS: I've already located a great place to hide where you can't find me. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #10 August 30, 2006 You can do it J! : ) Smoking is yucky. Chew gum instead : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #11 August 30, 2006 Hang in there J! I'm sending great big hugs your way!I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 August 30, 2006 Bout fucking TIME! Show those little cancer sticks who is boss. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 August 30, 2006 Oooh, I wanna go shoot stuff! Keep it up, J! Nice work last night! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChrisL 2 #14 August 30, 2006 QuoteSo if I happen to come across as a little more Rude, Obnoxious and Offensive than usual.. I quit a 25 year long, 3 pack a day habit cold turkey 5 years ago. Full strength Marlboro reds. I never tried to pretend that my craving for a cigarette was a valid excuse to be rude and obnoxious. Know why? Because it isnt. Be a man. Deal with it. Dont take it out on other people. You can do that, cant you?__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #15 August 30, 2006 QuoteKeep it up, J! Nice work last night! I thought we were going to be discrete about that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #16 August 30, 2006 RIGHT ON MAN!!!! If someone as weak-willed and ameoba-like as me can do it, certainly YOU CAN!!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites adventurechick 0 #17 August 30, 2006 Good job J!! I'm so proud of you!! Keep it up!! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sweetness 0 #18 August 30, 2006 Congrats on your decision to quit smoking ! Good luck with it, I'm sure you can do it !! "Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear ..." (Blackadder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #19 August 30, 2006 I'm really proud of you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #20 August 30, 2006 QuoteI never tried to pretend that my craving for a cigarette was a valid excuse to be rude and obnoxious. Dont worry.. I was plenty Rude and Obnoxious before I decided to try to quit smoking and plan to stay that way long after I quit. QuoteDont take it out on other people. You can do that, cant you? Dude.. for 30+ years I have put up with women that get cranky every damn month. This is my one chance to have a perfectly Valid reason to be just as damn cranky and irritable right back at them. You damn straight I am going to take full advantage of it!! Now I am sitting here thinking of pictures of nice Fuzzy little bunny rabbits and cute kitty cats I can tape to the targets when I get to the Shooting range today. Just the thought of it is making me feel better right now. And for those that just are not quite bright enough to catch it in the original post.. There was a little tongue in Cheek there. I don’t really intend to kill anyone today unless they give me a damn good reason. (Besides.. Skymama gave me permission to be cranky as I want to be today and even promised me a spanking if I was, so uh.. Bite me!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jeiber 0 #21 August 30, 2006 Jay... you know nobody likes a quitter... besides, all the cool people are doin' it! Don't you want to be one of the cool people? Hang in there, JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #22 August 30, 2006 Now Jay, when have I been cranky with you?? Got nothing but love for you dear! Hang in there it will be worth it in the end! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goofyjumper 0 #23 August 30, 2006 Hey, Jessica will be at The Farm this weekend. That should cheer you up........----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #24 August 30, 2006 Will you be there this weekend?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #25 August 30, 2006 QuoteJessica will be at The Farm this weekend. That should cheer you up No Fair. I wont be. (well till sunday anyway...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
ChrisL 2 #14 August 30, 2006 QuoteSo if I happen to come across as a little more Rude, Obnoxious and Offensive than usual.. I quit a 25 year long, 3 pack a day habit cold turkey 5 years ago. Full strength Marlboro reds. I never tried to pretend that my craving for a cigarette was a valid excuse to be rude and obnoxious. Know why? Because it isnt. Be a man. Deal with it. Dont take it out on other people. You can do that, cant you?__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 August 30, 2006 QuoteKeep it up, J! Nice work last night! I thought we were going to be discrete about that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 August 30, 2006 RIGHT ON MAN!!!! If someone as weak-willed and ameoba-like as me can do it, certainly YOU CAN!!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #17 August 30, 2006 Good job J!! I'm so proud of you!! Keep it up!! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweetness 0 #18 August 30, 2006 Congrats on your decision to quit smoking ! Good luck with it, I'm sure you can do it !! "Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear ..." (Blackadder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #19 August 30, 2006 I'm really proud of you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #20 August 30, 2006 QuoteI never tried to pretend that my craving for a cigarette was a valid excuse to be rude and obnoxious. Dont worry.. I was plenty Rude and Obnoxious before I decided to try to quit smoking and plan to stay that way long after I quit. QuoteDont take it out on other people. You can do that, cant you? Dude.. for 30+ years I have put up with women that get cranky every damn month. This is my one chance to have a perfectly Valid reason to be just as damn cranky and irritable right back at them. You damn straight I am going to take full advantage of it!! Now I am sitting here thinking of pictures of nice Fuzzy little bunny rabbits and cute kitty cats I can tape to the targets when I get to the Shooting range today. Just the thought of it is making me feel better right now. And for those that just are not quite bright enough to catch it in the original post.. There was a little tongue in Cheek there. I don’t really intend to kill anyone today unless they give me a damn good reason. (Besides.. Skymama gave me permission to be cranky as I want to be today and even promised me a spanking if I was, so uh.. Bite me!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jeiber 0 #21 August 30, 2006 Jay... you know nobody likes a quitter... besides, all the cool people are doin' it! Don't you want to be one of the cool people? Hang in there, JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #22 August 30, 2006 Now Jay, when have I been cranky with you?? Got nothing but love for you dear! Hang in there it will be worth it in the end! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goofyjumper 0 #23 August 30, 2006 Hey, Jessica will be at The Farm this weekend. That should cheer you up........----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #24 August 30, 2006 Will you be there this weekend?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #25 August 30, 2006 QuoteJessica will be at The Farm this weekend. That should cheer you up No Fair. I wont be. (well till sunday anyway...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Thanatos340 1 #20 August 30, 2006 QuoteI never tried to pretend that my craving for a cigarette was a valid excuse to be rude and obnoxious. Dont worry.. I was plenty Rude and Obnoxious before I decided to try to quit smoking and plan to stay that way long after I quit. QuoteDont take it out on other people. You can do that, cant you? Dude.. for 30+ years I have put up with women that get cranky every damn month. This is my one chance to have a perfectly Valid reason to be just as damn cranky and irritable right back at them. You damn straight I am going to take full advantage of it!! Now I am sitting here thinking of pictures of nice Fuzzy little bunny rabbits and cute kitty cats I can tape to the targets when I get to the Shooting range today. Just the thought of it is making me feel better right now. And for those that just are not quite bright enough to catch it in the original post.. There was a little tongue in Cheek there. I don’t really intend to kill anyone today unless they give me a damn good reason. (Besides.. Skymama gave me permission to be cranky as I want to be today and even promised me a spanking if I was, so uh.. Bite me!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #21 August 30, 2006 Jay... you know nobody likes a quitter... besides, all the cool people are doin' it! Don't you want to be one of the cool people? Hang in there, JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #22 August 30, 2006 Now Jay, when have I been cranky with you?? Got nothing but love for you dear! Hang in there it will be worth it in the end! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #23 August 30, 2006 Hey, Jessica will be at The Farm this weekend. That should cheer you up........----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #24 August 30, 2006 Will you be there this weekend?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #25 August 30, 2006 QuoteJessica will be at The Farm this weekend. That should cheer you up No Fair. I wont be. (well till sunday anyway...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
