Cat flinging..........Cool or not?

[bozo 0]

...He just ought not to do so in my presence, as I own multiple non-lethal weapons, and have an attorney who will get me acquitted.

[wildblue 7]

What about clubbing baby seals? How could that not be a good time?

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[lawrocket 3]

I agree. As I said above, I don't condone it. But from what Clay escribed, it didn't sound like he was "abusing" the cat, at least not as I define it.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Amazon 7]

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WOW ! Clay better look out......Jeannie is gonna kick his nuts up under his chin...and now EXAFO would attack with his non-lethal (of course) weapons.
I'm wondering who has the most anger.

I just think payback to some sick fuck that would abuse a helpless animal for amusement purposes would provide ME with some amusement.

Anger?? nah.. its called COME UPPANCE.

But this could explain whay so many guys can only label their ex's as psycho bitches... hmmmmmm

[lawrocket 3]

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What about clubbing baby seals? How could that not be a good time?

I couldn't participate in that activity. But it didn't stop me from singing along to the cadence we had in the Army:

"Way up north where the air is cold
People up there don't have much gold
So the way they make their living
Is killing the baby seals.
Slice 'em, dice 'em, roto till 'em
Kick 'em in the head and watch 'em squeal.
That's the way they make their living
Is killing the baby seal."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[bozo 0]

I just think payback to some sick fuck that would abuse a helpless animal for amusement purposes would provide ME with some amusement.

Jeannie......dont you think he posted this to rile you all up ?
Youre feeding right into it.

bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

[Amazon 7]

Psst I know Clay

But I think he knows me all too well as well

[Lindercles 0]

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I agree. As I said above, I don't condone it. But from what Clay escribed, it didn't sound like he was "abusing" the cat, at least not as I define it.

I agree. Actually, I think it's pretty damn funny, especially since it was unintentional. But somewhere along the line this thread took a turn, and it was something else someone said that I disagreed with.

[jeiber 0]

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cat-apults

OMG, Clay's story is funny, but the squirrel video has me almost in tears with laughter. Then a cat-apult joke... I'm about to pee my pants!

I was just thinking the other day, there hasn't been a good cat thread in a while.

To everybody else:
1) Clay wasn't trying to hurt the animal, just catch it. So things went wrong!

2) Circus's and Zoo's use animals for entertainment every day, and sometimes animals get hurt during the acts and/or training.

3) I doubt those 'have a heart' live animals traps are big sellers in Iraq right now... adapt. improvise. overcome. If it bothers you guys that much, send Clay a few of those traps...

Squirrel video was friggin' hilarious!

Clay - if you won't post the video (you suck), how about a couple screen grabs?
Jeff

Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

[MNM604 0]

I agree with you. Thankyou for posting that......

[valjumps46 0]

does anyone remember the KFC chicken scandel?

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[skydemon2 0]

Does it have anything to do with cleavage?

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[skydemon2 0]

Not a big cat fan..... I say double the bungies..

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[caress 0]

Now Clay I am going to tell you a little story. Cats can be useful for shutting certain bitching people up if the occasion occurs for it. If the bitching party is sitting sideways in a chair while bitching (you know their feet curled up with their butt kinda sticking out) You can use that clawed feline as a shut the fuck up and leave the room weapon! simply hold the cat by the back legs and swing that kitty and thunk those fromt claws directly into exposed butt cheek and yank back! worked for my hubby several years ago she shut up and left the room. I thought you might find this point a little funny maybe. and launching kitties is kinda mean but if you arent hurting them and just giving them a scare that aint so bad, just dont hurt them okay?-Caress

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

[freeflir29 0]

Damn............what happened to my thread?

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worked for my hubby several years ago she shut up and left the room.

OK...........not going to ask. You should have seen the 2 guys sitting on the swing. DIRECTLY under the trajectory of the flung kitty. I think they were more scared than the cat.



No cats were harmed in the making of that video. The idea was that we want them to stay the hell out of yard..........and more importantly........OUT OF THE DAMN HOUSE. Yesterday we caught one in the kitchen. He had clawed open a loaf of bread and was having lunch on us. The good news.........cats aren't too dumb. We sat out there for several hours last night and not a one showed up. I think they got the hint.


If I was a mean person I would have set up in a sniper hide with my trusty chinese pellet rifle.

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the menfolk seemed to have NO problem smacking the wife and kids around..."to keep em in line"

What's wrong with that?

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But this could explain whay so many guys can only label their ex's as psycho bitches...

Glad you put that "ALL" clarifier in there. Mine aren't ALL psycho. Damn there have been a couple though.

[livetofall 0]

between the squirrel and the cat i dont know how to stop hitting replay,lol!
In our trade we have randy the hunter. one fine morning he shot the stray cat that was messing with his dogs. Being the sick comedians insulators are, he cut the cat in half and then banded the 3' metal(circular pipe insulation covering) around each end and brough it to the papermill. with a sharpie he wrote "EXTEND-A-CAT" . Condemn me to hell but it was funnier than shit..a 4'cat . The real funny part was that we threw it away and the mill guys took it out of the dumpster and showed it around. I think i t needed deodorizer by then....men.. we are just men not serial killers.

BTW ground squirrel and gopher shooting is real fun and farmers love you for protecting their cows. I am wondering why the murder rate isnt higher by now with all these serial killers out there

EDIT: serial killer comment not in reply to ryoder..just the squirrel vid..thanks for the link!

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[mrmedic 0]

Oh man, I NEED one of those!!!!!

CYA!....up there