wightout 0 #1 July 27, 2006 So...I had a discussion with my friend John tonight. He said that it is tradition to get pied on #100. No matter what, even if I don't want it to happen. I really don't want to get pied! Since #100 is going to be in several weeks, I need help! Here's the deal...if I can get two...just two...skydivers with more than 500 jumps to say that it is okay that I don't get pied, then he will make sure it doesn't happen. So, help a girl out...please...I really don't want to get pied! It'll just take two of you...please, please, please!!To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 July 27, 2006 Nope. You'll get pied. Wear disposable clothes, bring an extra set with you, and have fun."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 July 27, 2006 What's wrong with getting pied?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #4 July 27, 2006 I don't think she's going to get very many people to help her out with this one. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #5 July 27, 2006 It's sticky, messy, smelly, disgusting, and did I already mention sticky...AND...it's got a ton of sugar and I'm a diabetic! To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #6 July 27, 2006 You will get the pie...and the longer you avoid it, the nastier the pie might get. I skipped off from getting mine on the actual day and the next weekend, it had everything from eggs, mustard, mayo, relish, and lots of icky stuff that stunk really bad...then they had the pleasure of hosing me off _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 July 27, 2006 QuoteIt's sticky, messy, smelly, disgusting, and did I already mention sticky...AND...it's got a ton of sugar and I'm a diabetic! You don't have to swallow. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #8 July 27, 2006 But I always swallow...To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #9 July 27, 2006 QuoteIt's sticky, messy, smelly, disgusting, and did I already mention sticky...AND...it's got a ton of sugar and I'm a diabetic! Are you worried about it soaking into your skin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #10 July 27, 2006 If she skydives nekkid is she allowed to skip the pie? Or are both traditions mandatory? I'm still pretty new to all this. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #11 July 27, 2006 So, you're saying I should just take it like a woMAN and avoid getting it worse? I've already been promised by my friend John it's going to be bad...To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #12 July 27, 2006 Nekked skydiving just makes the pie easier to wash offDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #13 July 27, 2006 Already thought about the nekkid thing. Maybe someday, but not now!! Worth thinking about more seriously to avoid the pie!To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #14 July 27, 2006 You cannot avoid the pie. If you happen to make the jump and no one pies you it can come and get you at any place or any time. Best to get it over with when you are expecting itDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #15 July 27, 2006 And usually the longer you wait, the worse you get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #16 July 27, 2006 QuoteSo, you're saying I should just take it like a woMAN and avoid getting it worse? I've already been promised by my friend John it's going to be bad... Depends on the DZ, but mine at the time believed in simple cool whip pie if you do it that day but if you skip out and hope they forget (which wont happen) then it might be filled with icky stuff _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #17 July 27, 2006 I jump @ Skydive Ogden. I've only seen one person pied this whole summer. It's hotter than hell here. I must admit, it's going to be a little fun to get hosed off after they're done... Maybe I'll wear a white t-shirt that day...hum...maybe they'll skip the pie and just hose me down. Bet I could get a room full of skydivers to do that. Maybe that's what I'll do, then I won't get pied!!To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #18 July 27, 2006 I never got pied for my 100th. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #19 July 27, 2006 QuoteI never got pied for my 100th. So you just made that known in a public forum? You're going to for sure get one now There's no such think as skipping out on your 100th pie _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #20 July 27, 2006 I've made it known for some time now, and still... nada. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #21 July 27, 2006 QuoteI've made it known for some time now, and still... nada. ...perhaps because it's coming when you least expect _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #22 July 27, 2006 just PMed you... CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #23 July 27, 2006 Take note...in several weeks it's going to be open season on you for pies.... The more overdue, the nastier they can get...do you like anchovies? *evil grin* I tried to avoid the 100 pie by going to a different DZ. My brother busted me and they got me anyway.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #24 July 27, 2006 I tried to avoid the 100 pie by going to a different DZ. My brother busted me and they got me anyway. Quote I did the same thing. It was in March in Virginia so I was able to talk that DZ out of pieing me because it was cold, and I assured them that my DZ would take care of it. Then I didn't tell anyone at my DZ. I spent months looking over my shoulder. It would have been better if I had just let them do it in the beginning. Of course, at my DZ, they would probably pie me anyway even if the other one did too. Someone finally asked me if I had been pied. I said I "Plead the Fifth" since I just can't force myself to lie. They did it on Jump 164, when my washing machine was broken... They didn't surprise me though. I knew it was coming so I changed my clothes as soon as I landed before packing my parachute. I asked who was going to lick it off, and all I got was one lick on my cheek. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BIGUN 1,394 #25 July 27, 2006 100 = Pie. 1,000 = lotsa pie. Oh. the horror. It's like being in an SCR ceremony - only with pie. Bastards will let you hose off and think it's over only to receive more upon return. You go hose off again and return. Is it over? Fuck no...Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 1 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
BIGUN 1,394 #25 July 27, 2006 100 = Pie. 1,000 = lotsa pie. Oh. the horror. It's like being in an SCR ceremony - only with pie. Bastards will let you hose off and think it's over only to receive more upon return. You go hose off again and return. Is it over? Fuck no...Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
