Getting pied on #100

[JeepDiver 0]

fuck me

... and I can't stop jumping.

[popsjumper 2]

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100 = Pie.
1,000 = lotsa pie. Oh. the horror. It's like being in an SCR ceremony - only with pie. Bastards will let you hose off and think it's over only to receive more upon return. You go hose off again and return. Is it over? Fuck no...

It's only because they love you so much....

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Hambone 0]

ask them to use shaving cream. Thats the way to go! Thats what they did for my 100th.

Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

[yardhippie 0]

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ask them to use shaving cream. Thats the way to go! Thats what they did for my 100th.

thats because we have a virtually ENDLESS supply of shaving cream an paperplates at our DZ.
Which reminds me... we owe someone, an we owe her BIGTIME! Sneaky little vixen!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[sickandtwisted 0]

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thats because we have a virtually ENDLESS supply of shaving cream an paperplates at our DZ.
Which reminds me... we owe someone, an we owe her BIGTIME! Sneaky little vixen!

[Dr Evil]
Heh, Heh, Heh! I can't wait! [/Dr Evil]

Skymama stalker #69!!!!

[sickandtwisted 0]

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But I always swallow...

[Joey] How are you doin? [/Joey]

Just do like Hambone said, request shaving cream.

Skymama stalker #69!!!!

[AFFI 0]

Is this post for real?

Jeez...

[brierebecca 0]

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thats because we have a virtually ENDLESS supply of shaving cream an paperplates at our DZ.
Which reminds me... we owe someone, an we owe her BIGTIME! Sneaky little vixen!

Please be nice to me! I break out in hives whenever anything but moisturizer touches my face!



Brie

"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

[bch7773 0]

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I never got pied for my 100th.

are you people from her DZ gonna let her get away with this?!?!

pie her dammit, this is a disgrace to skydivers everywhere

MB 3528, RB 1182

[Lindercles 0]

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Please be nice to me! I break out in hives whenever anything but moisturizer touches my face!



Brie

Oh man, I can't wait to hear the jokes that come from this one....

[Icon134 0]

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It's sticky, messy, smelly, disgusting, and did I already mention sticky...AND...it's got a ton of sugar and I'm a diabetic!

Pies are supposed to have sugar in them?

huh?!? my "pie" was made from Lotion/shampoo/Shaving Cream...

maybe they were trying to tell me something... but at least it didn't smell bad...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[catfishhunter 2]

Yes it is for real. Last night driving back from the DZ she brought this up. I asked her who she thought she was. How was she so special that SHE got to choose whether ro not she got pied. I told her if she got 2 people with more then 500 jumps to tell; her that it was ok for HER to chose not to get pied then I would make sure she didn't get pied( Yeah right)

She had the option to post this or I was gonna post a poll which wouldn't have been as Nice :)

I keep telling her this is Skydiving not tiddlywinks

MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT
Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose.

[soberamprat 0]

tell them please be gentle couse i have seen pieing be very brutal and no one deserves that. And yes the pieing is going to happen.

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[rehmwa 2]

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100 = Pie.
1,000 = lotsa pie.

1000 = pies
100 = cupcake
{10000 = giant baby pool full of lots of disgusting stuff, maybe dog food base to start - the giant pie}

let's all take a stand for old traditions not being hijacked by newbies - kindergartners should not wear caps and gowns, 100 jumps should not warrant a pie'ing

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[lauraliscious 0]

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Please be nice to me! I break out in hives whenever anything but moisturizer touches my face!



Brie

So we should pie you with moisturizer???

Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091

[wightout 0]

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100 jumps should not warrant a pie'ing

So...I have one person with more than 500 jumps that says I shouldn't get pied! I just need one more...please!
I already agreed to gettin' hosed down in a white t-shirt. What more could they want??!!

To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!!

[JENNR8R 0]

So...I have one person with more than 500 jumps that says I shouldn't get pied! I just need one more...please!
I already agreed to gettin' hosed down in a white t-shirt. What more could they want??!!

[catfishhunter 2]

And you think a cupcaking is going to be better then a pie'ng? ROFLMFAO

MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT
Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose.

[yardhippie 0]

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thats because we have a virtually ENDLESS supply of shaving cream an paperplates at our DZ.
Which reminds me... we owe someone, an we owe her BIGTIME! Sneaky little vixen!

Please be nice to me! I break out in hives whenever anything but moisturizer touches my face!



Brie

I'm

just

not

going

there!!!!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[rehmwa 2]

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100 jumps should not warrant a pie'ing

So...I have one person with more than 500 jumps that says I shouldn't get pied! I just need one more...please!
I already agreed to gettin' hosed down in a white t-shirt. What more could they want??!!

Cupcake frosting is MUCH more stickier. And also more tactical in the application. I better demonstrate.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[rehmwa 2]

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I already agreed to gettin' hosed down in a white t-shirt.

Never give a concession without something guaranteed in return.

Now you'll likely get pied, cupcaked and hosed down (and likely moisturized, but I don't know what that's supposed to mean)

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[windcatcher 0]

What's the big deal? It's supposed to be an honor. A creamy, sticky, yummy honor.

Take it with pride!

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[ladyskydiver 0]

Suck it up, cupcake, and take the pieing.

Oh...and post pics once it happens.



The pie they used on me was whip cream, chocolate, and sprinkles.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[rehmwa 2]

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The pie they used on me was whip cream, chocolate, and sprinkles.

no dog food, no baked beans, no creamed corn, no meat, no nothing

that's not a pie. that's a tasty treat.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[Squeak 17]

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I never got pied for my 100th.

me either but it's not as big a deal here in Oz
If you are really serious about NOT being asaulted (because regardless of how you colour it that's exactly what it is if unwanted) Just tell them so, and let the DZO CI know that you are SERIOUS about it

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?