d_squared431 0 #1 September 17, 2006 I am so tired of lazy dog owners who can't pick up their dogs poop. The reason I am pissy about dog poop issue is cause I stepped in some two days ago.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #2 September 17, 2006 I think besides all dogs being chipped they should be DNA filed, that way poop on the pavement can be tested an the owner shot Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #3 September 17, 2006 Excrement contains no DNA. Sorry. Its the reason some burglars leave souvenirs on their victims carpets/beds or in the bath tub... unless of course they have blood in their stool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #4 September 17, 2006 Flaming bag of poo on their doorstep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #5 September 17, 2006 Don't go where the Huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #6 September 17, 2006 Ahh shit. Didn't know that, Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #7 September 17, 2006 Haha, just thought you should know before you start seizing poos! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #8 September 17, 2006 Scott Mills (BBC Radio 1 DJ) had one of his assistants chase people round London parks with a megaphone if they didnt clean up their dog poop. Was fun to listen to ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallnAngel 0 #9 September 17, 2006 Our neighbor has let their dog shit on our lawn for at least a year & we have just cleaned it. A few weeks ago we took the latest poop and placed it all over their driveway so that it wasn't in one tidy pile, but all over instead. Problem solved. Hasn't happened since so I think the message was quite clear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #10 September 18, 2006 QuoteDon't go where the Huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow. iirc- that line is from a frank zappa song.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 September 18, 2006 Go rent the movie: Me, Myself, And Irene You might find a few ideas there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
co_sky_pirate 0 #12 September 19, 2006 That's easy... 1) Find a stick about arms length. 2) Scout out the largest turd in the bunch. 3) Stab said turd with stick, interlacing them together for stability. 4) Smile, because now you have a self-defense mechanism that even the cops won't touch. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #13 September 19, 2006 QuoteI am so tired of lazy dog owners who can't pick up their dogs poop. The reason I am pissy about dog poop issue is cause I stepped in some two days ago. Paper bag . . . Lighter . . . doorbell . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
