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Who Would Call You in Their Last Moments?

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It was reported that the people who died as a result of 9/11 made telephone calls right before they died. These calls didn’t say “I never liked you” or “Vote for ____.” They were all messages to people they loved.

Who would call you? Who would you call? What would you say?
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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I'd call Sharon and tell her that she still owes me money from back in 1991. >:(

Only kidding... My pastor brought this up in his sermon on Sunday. It got me to thinking that there are so many people that I'd want to leave a message with. I should start now while I have more than a few moments left.
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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No one would call me. Who would I call? I don't think I would.



I don’t think anyone would call me either. At first I was sad about that, but then realized it is as it should be. My parents are dead. My kids are grown and have lives of their own. I would hope that there are others in their lives that would get that last phone call.

But not to have anyone in your life that you would want to leave a final message with is truly sad. If nothing else, I would call someone to tell them to make sure my dog is taken care of.
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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My mummy.

edited to add: I would thank her for always supporting me and teaching me to be a strong, loving, caring person. I'll watch over....

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I'd get another call from the ex wanting more money before she croaked.

I'd call...hmmmmm...the long distance operator and get a connection to Bumfuck, Egypt...I always wondered where that actually was.

And then I'd say something insulting to them when they answered.



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I'd call the pro shop at the local bowling alley. When the guy answered, I'd ask him if he had 16 lb. balls. When he replied, "yes," I'd ask him how he gets his pants on.



I’m surprised at you, Walt. :|

I’d expect you to call the drug store and ask them if they had Prince Albert in a can. When they said yes, you’d tell them that they had better let him out.
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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I’m surprised at you, Walt. :|

I’d expect you to call the drug store and ask them if they had Prince Albert in a can. When they said yes, you’d tell them that they had better let him out.



Get with the program! Do they even make Prince Albert in a can anymore?!!!!

Of course if I had time in my last moments I could also call someone and ask if their refrigerator was running.

Walt

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You come into this world alone and you leave this world alone.



I think your Mom was probably there when you came into this world...



I was hatched from an egg:|
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And then I'd say something insulting to them when they answered.



So, basically, you'd just fall in line with danish cartoonists and the pope.

:D:D:D

I don't think that I'd be calling anyone. If I would, it would be my wife. But I wouldn't want to put her through being on the phone with me while I'm pegging out. :S
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Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

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You come into this world alone and you leave this world alone.



I think your Mom was probably there when you came into this world...



I was hatched from an egg :|



What are you?... a reptile?... a fish?... I believe any other egg would involve a parent tending the omelet.
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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