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My daughter.
Blues,
Dave
Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)
(drink Mountain Dew)
Skyrad 0
You come into this world alone and you leave this world alone.
When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I'd call my Uncle and my mom
PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860
SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233
PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860
SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233
guppie01 0
My mummy.
edited to add: I would thank her for always supporting me and teaching me to be a strong, loving, caring person. I'll watch over....
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edited to add: I would thank her for always supporting me and teaching me to be a strong, loving, caring person. I'll watch over....
g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?
I'd get another call from the ex wanting more money before she croaked.
I'd call...hmmmmm...the long distance operator and get a connection to Bumfuck, Egypt...I always wondered where that actually was.
And then I'd say something insulting to them when they answered.



I'd call...hmmmmm...the long distance operator and get a connection to Bumfuck, Egypt...I always wondered where that actually was.
And then I'd say something insulting to them when they answered.



My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
PLFKING 4
I'd call Clay and ask him to give my goat a loving home.
Don
Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."
JENNR8R 0
I'd call the pro shop at the local bowling alley. When the guy answered, I'd ask him if he had 16 lb. balls. When he replied, "yes," I'd ask him how he gets his pants on.
I’m surprised at you, Walt.

I’d expect you to call the drug store and ask them if they had Prince Albert in a can. When they said yes, you’d tell them that they had better let him out.
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
QuoteI’m surprised at you, Walt.
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I’d expect you to call the drug store and ask them if they had Prince Albert in a can. When they said yes, you’d tell them that they had better let him out.
Get with the program! Do they even make Prince Albert in a can anymore?!!!!
Of course if I had time in my last moments I could also call someone and ask if their refrigerator was running.
Walt
Is there a confession hot line?
: )
: )
Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
turtlespeed 226
QuoteWho Would Call You in Their Last Moments
Good question -
I'd say, probably, my grandmother.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
QuoteIs there a confession hot line?
: )
Good question! My plan is to continue to live a life of sin up until the last few seconds, and then I'll repent just in case. Maybe I should put the confession line on speed dial!
Walt
JENNR8R 0
QuoteYou come into this world alone and you leave this world alone.
I think your Mom was probably there when you came into this world...
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
Squeak 17
that's easy, my wife
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
micro 0
QuoteIs there a confession hot line?
: )
Yes, it's called the "Act of Contrition."
http://www.ewtn.com/devotionals/prayers/contrit.htm
I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...
Skyrad 0
QuoteQuoteYou come into this world alone and you leave this world alone.
I think your Mom was probably there when you came into this world...
I was hatched from an egg

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
MarkR 0
QuoteAnd then I'd say something insulting to them when they answered.
So, basically, you'd just fall in line with danish cartoonists and the pope.



I don't think that I'd be calling anyone. If I would, it would be my wife. But I wouldn't want to put her through being on the phone with me while I'm pegging out.

»Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady.
Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
I finally figured out who I'd call : )
I'd call Verizon!
I'd ask them to make a big conference call with everyone in my phone book.
There are so many people that I love I would have a really hard time picking just one or two : )
I'd call Verizon!
I'd ask them to make a big conference call with everyone in my phone book.
There are so many people that I love I would have a really hard time picking just one or two : )
Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
JENNR8R 0
You come into this world alone and you leave this world alone.
I think your Mom was probably there when you came into this world...
I was hatched from an egg

What are you?... a reptile?... a fish?... I believe any other egg would involve a parent tending the omelet.
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
Walt
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