Peej 0 #1 September 13, 2006 NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. I just thought of this and it made my day Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 53 #2 September 13, 2006 WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZJ 0 #3 September 13, 2006 Speaking of Monty Python http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbHF3XwSJJk (The 'Camelot' song rendered in Lego from MP and the Holy Grail) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #4 September 13, 2006 And now, something completely different.... The Larch...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 September 13, 2006 African or European? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #6 September 13, 2006 QuoteSpeaking of Monty Python http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbHF3XwSJJk (The 'Camelot' song rendered in Lego from MP and the Holy Grail) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #7 September 13, 2006 ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #8 September 13, 2006 I fart in your general direction..._____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #9 September 13, 2006 Is there someone else up there we could talk to? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #11 September 13, 2006 one of my fav for skits Bruce I:Good evening, ladies and bruces! Bruce II:Hello, Bruce. Bruce I:Hello, Bruce. Bruce III:Hello, Bruce. Bruce I:Hey, Bruce. Bruce II:What's all this lot, Bruce? Bruce I:It's very nice to be here at the Hollywood Bowl this evening! We're all philosophy professors from the University of Wooloomooloo, Australia! All Bruces:Hey, Australia, Australia, Australia! God love ya! Bruce I:I teach Hegelian philosophy, Bruce here teaches Aristotolean philosophy, and Bruce here is in charge of the sheep dip. Bruce II:[Cough] Bloody difficult work, I tell ya! Bruce I:I'll tell you what is thirsty work watching this garn of human. Bruce, why don't you just stick out a few of these little free examples from your ----. Bruce I:All right! Now, the reason we do this, ladies and bruces, is frankly over here we find your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe! Bruce III:Making love in a canoe? Bruce I:It's fucking close to water! Well now, we're going to try and raise the tone a little here by singing a nice intellectual song for for those two or three of you in the audience... Bruce II:Right! Bruce I:...who understand these things. So, here we go! All Bruces : Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates himself was permanently pissed Bruce II: How do you like that? All right! Bruce I: Let's hold it a second. I can see some of these bruces are in a bit of a playful mood tonight. Ain't that, Bruce? Bruce II: Yeah, Bruce. Bruce I: Some of the ones that don't have straws up their nose. Anyway, why don't we do something rather... Why don't we get some of these guys to sing along with us? ----. Bruce II: Ok, I've got the words somewhere. Bruce I: Right! Ready! Bruce II: Right! Ready! All Bruces & Audience : Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Bruce II: Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy... Bruce I: They're a typical Hollywood audience! All the kids are on drugs, and all the adults are on roller skates! Have we got any...have we got anything bigger to put the words up for these rather shortsighted people? Bruce II: This is Bruce from the Biology Department. Bruce I: All right. Okay, here we go. All Bruces & Audience : Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Bruce II: Come on! All Bruces & Audience : Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could take you under the table David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates himself was permanently pissed John Stuart Mill of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato they say could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a buggar for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his Dram And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am !" Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he's pissedSO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #12 September 14, 2006 Faaaaaaantastic, surely you didn't know that out of memory though? Ah, the Parrot Sketch: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5775099474392087542 Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #13 September 14, 2006 The Larch scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #14 September 14, 2006 And now for something completely different scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkR 0 #15 September 14, 2006 Beautiful plumage, i'n it? »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.« Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #16 September 14, 2006 It's not pinin', it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace, if you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #17 September 14, 2006 albatross!The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #19 September 14, 2006 bring us a shrubbery!The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #20 September 14, 2006 Dinsdale! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #21 September 14, 2006 Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #22 September 14, 2006 Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #23 September 14, 2006 QuoteSpeaking of Monty Python http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbHF3XwSJJk (The 'Camelot' song rendered in Lego from MP and the Holy Grail) YOU WIN!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #24 September 14, 2006 Zoot: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me! All: And me! And me too! And me! Zoot: Yes! Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #25 September 14, 2006 Zoot: And after the spanking, the oral sex! Galahad: Well I could stay a bit longer...010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
