luckky 0 #51 September 9, 2006 i can keep p-nut in line. does that count? _______________________________________________________If there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant liv2luv luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1 lucky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #52 September 9, 2006 Okay, so that was pretty badass! I can walk, talk and chew gum at the same time! How's that? Nah....that's not very badass, is it? OH wait...I know....How about if I'm a manifestor? [B]SURELY that's gotta' get me some points in this "badass" contest! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #53 September 9, 2006 QuoteI can herd cats. At least that's my euphemism for keeping a dozen 9 and 10 year old girls organized long enough to complete a basketball game. Sure, doewsn't have the same feel as flying a rescues chopper - but you try it. I herd cats too. But I organize about 500+ conferences/events for 100+ academics each year. I'll trade ya! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #54 September 9, 2006 i can keep p-nut in line. does that count? she is a licensed skydiver,,, i REST my caseIts a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkR 0 #55 September 9, 2006 QuoteI can do railroad crossings with my eyebrows... you know raise one at a time one after the other. Take THAT! EVERY trekkie can do that. Imitating Mr. Spock educates. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.« Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #56 September 9, 2006 Quotei can keep p-nut in line. does that count? Alright all you fockers...NOBODY can top this! THIS is your prime example of one bad-ass woman. Me? I raced Karts at 110+ mph with my ass sitting about 1 inch off the ground. We always figured that when we got old, scared and decrepit, we would get something with a roll cage and seatbelts.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #57 September 9, 2006 I can bend my feet almost completey backwords, I can make my left thumb look broken by laying it over on the top of my hand, I can pop both my shoulder blades off my back like a pair of wings, I can lay my left arm flat behind my head, i can arch like a pretzel and go 180 on my belly.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #58 September 9, 2006 Quoteoff the subject but WTF, Mr Physics (said with respect) - how about a discussion supporting your opinion on this question - if you amassed all the people on earth within 5 miles of the equator, and they faced the same direction, and at the same instant performed a standing broad jump where the takeoff angle was 33 degrees, and the landing was vertical could they change the rotation speed of the earth? I would have to know A. The weight on the earth and amount of momentum it creates in rotation B. How much every person on the planet would weight combines and how much thrust is generated from there leap. Also how much of that thrust would be dampened by the crust of the earth. All in all I highly dought it would have any noticable effect. Ok I'v got some ball park numbers. There are 6,446,131,400 people in the world lets say each weights 180 pounds. Thats 1,160,303,652,000 pounds or 580,151,826 tons. The earth weights around 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons. The earths rottational speed at sea level at the equator is 1041.66mph does anyone know how to calculate the momentum that a 5.972 sextillion ton object would create at that speed?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #59 September 9, 2006 I can get 40 16 year olds to stop talking, fighting if necessary and get back to work without saying a word to them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #60 September 9, 2006 Quotei can keep p-nut in line. does that count? Yes, it does!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nessvegas 0 #61 September 9, 2006 If someone could tandem this guy....that would be bad ass! What size tandem chute would be needed for a good ratio? 2000 sq ft? _________________________________________ I married the right one......it just took me 2 times! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #62 September 9, 2006 QuoteI can bend my feet almost completey backwords, I can make my left thumb look broken by laying it over on the top of my hand, I can pop both my shoulder blades off my back like a pair of wings, I can lay my left arm flat behind my head, i can arch like a pretzel and go 180 on my belly. that's not badass, that's just gross. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #63 September 9, 2006 Billy's a bad ass. I can do him.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #64 September 9, 2006 Yeah well I learned how to do mine at age 7 in church! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #65 September 9, 2006 QuoteBilly's a bad ass. I can do him. You're bad ass all by yourself, no action required. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #66 September 9, 2006 Shpanks. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #67 September 9, 2006 Quote Shpanks. Shpelcome! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #68 September 9, 2006 Quote I can get 40 16 year olds to stop talking, fighting if necessary and get back to work without saying a word to them. Yes, that is definitely bad ass We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #69 September 9, 2006 I went back to school after 22 years off...and have managed to impress at least one professor. Might not be badass to you all, but I'm pretty sure it's damned bad ass to me. Ask me again in December if I'm badass; that's when I'll get my grades. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #70 September 9, 2006 QuoteI went back to school after 22 years off...and have managed to impress at least one professor. Might not be badass to you all, but I'm pretty sure it's damned bad ass to me. Ask me again in December if I'm badass; that's when I'll get my grades. Ciels- Michele That is one of the most BADASS things so far in this thread!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #71 September 9, 2006 QuoteI won our team cherry spittin contest..... I launced a cherry pit... 48 ft... 9 ft farther than anyone else Another spitter Oh wait, thats the wrong activity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #72 September 9, 2006 Oh hell yeah!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #73 September 9, 2006 QuoteI can get 40 16 year olds to stop talking, fighting if necessary and get back to work without saying a word to them. Me too and I dont have to take my top off to do itYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #74 September 10, 2006 From Rebecca QuoteOh hell yeah!! And from Micro: Quote That is one of the most BADASS things so far in this thread!!! Thanks so much, you two. It's gonna be hard, but hey, it's gotta get done, and it's not forever. So I can stick it out and get it done... And yeah, it's pretty badass. 'Specially because I'm old and grey already, and gonna be older and greyer by the time this is over. They're going to make me dissect a cat in Anatomy (yes, I got in...cool professor, but tough). That's going to be one of the toughest things I ever do... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #75 September 10, 2006 QuoteFrom Rebecca QuoteOh hell yeah!! And from Micro: Quote That is one of the most BADASS things so far in this thread!!! Thanks so much, you two. It's gonna be hard, but hey, it's gotta get done, and it's not forever. So I can stick it out and get it done... And yeah, it's pretty badass. 'Specially because I'm old and grey already, and gonna be older and greyer by the time this is over. They're going to make me dissect a cat in Anatomy (yes, I got in...cool professor, but tough). That's going to be one of the toughest things I ever do... Ciels- Michele Glad you got in to Anat. WHen I was in that class back in '90, the cat I got when I was 5 years old was 16. He was a perfectly marked silver tabby and weighed about 30 lbs. He was huge. Well, wouldn't you know it, in Anatomy the time came to start dissecting cats. And my assigned cat was, you guessed it, a silver tabby... The week we were to start cutting, I get a tear stained letter from my mom... My cat had died the week before. Those next few weeks were tough. But I did it, know why? 'Cause I'm BADASS! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
