RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 September 7, 2006 ...but his Birthday is tomorrow (Sept 7) and I want him to see for himself how awesome skydivers are.(I plan to print this out and put it in his birthday card) He has the perception that skydivers are just a bunch of druggin, drinkin, permiscuous, naked fools that he'd prefer his little sis not hang out with...so help me prove him wrong! Pleeeeease BTW, his name is Carl...and keep in mind that he is a whuffo (Carl, that word means someone who doesn't skydive) and doesn't understand our lingo. Thanks Katee >o< _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 September 7, 2006 I'd like to help and everything, but... is it ok to hit part of that list ? Everybody has hobbies. Happy b'day Carl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 September 7, 2006 Duuuude .... it's your birthday. Light up, drink up, and get nekkid! "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #4 September 7, 2006 CARL you sister Katee is one of the nicest girls I know... happy birthday your lucky to have a sister like her! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #5 September 7, 2006 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU hope your birthday rocks :) by the way your sister is super cool :)"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #6 September 7, 2006 Happy Birthday Carl. I'm not sure I'll even recognize Katee since she's spread her wings in this sport these last few years. But I'm looking forward to seeing what this sport has done to her when we do cross paths again. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 September 7, 2006 Dude Can I hit on ya sisterYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #8 September 7, 2006 So...*spirit hands*...let him see how cool skydivers really are...perhaps share why you jump, why you do it/ love it and what is so wonderful about the comradity within the sport...and wish him a happy birthday. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #9 September 7, 2006 QuoteSo...*spirit hands*...let him see how cool skydivers really are...perhaps share why you jump, why you do it/ love it and what is so wonderful about the comradity within the sport...and wish him a happy birthday. I jump in the hopes of meating Hot Chicks like ya sister no meating is not miss spelledYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pia 0 #10 September 7, 2006 Hip Hip HORRAY!! Happy Happy Birthday, All the way from SA!!! http://www.ilovewavs.com/Holidays/Bday/bday07.wav **Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carver 0 #11 September 7, 2006 You'll never soar like an eagle if you hang out with a bunch of turkeys. Come skydiving Carl and see what all the fuss is about! Oh yeah happy birthday...thats a carton! Never try to skip a stage of natural progression... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #12 September 7, 2006 Hey, today is your birthday. Hope you have a good one and to celebrate I'm gonna go golfing w/ my brother. Happy Birthday Carl Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #13 September 7, 2006 Happy Birthday my man. Now that done I'm off to get stoned & nekkid... CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflysteve 0 #14 September 7, 2006 Happy Birthday From England Swooping, huh? I love that stuff ... all the flashing lights and wailing sirens ... it's very exciting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 September 7, 2006 QuoteHe has the perception that skydivers are just a bunch of druggin, drinkin, permiscuous, naked fools Hey........I don't lie for JUST anybody. What's in it for me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #16 September 7, 2006 Happy Birthday Carl! Your Sis is one great chick and we are very proud to have her around. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 September 7, 2006 Happy Birthday from Texas! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 September 7, 2006 Happy Birthday hot stuff! Wanna tickle fight!?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #19 September 7, 2006 Carl, if you have to kill her, we understand. I don't know how you survived living with her for 18 years.... and not killing her. If you're just a fraction as cool as Kalyne, then you're probably alright. We love that crazy girl you call your sister. So for your birthday, just know you don't need presents when you have a gift as sweet as Kalyne. Now go give mom, dad, and Kozmo a hug for us. Happy Birthday Carl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #20 September 7, 2006 Happy Birthday from Baghdad, Iraq. Its hotter n hell here so enjoy yourself and just jump alreadyFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 September 7, 2006 Carl...not to worry...I've been trying to get Kalyne high, drunk and naked since I first met her and haven't succeeded yet and it doesn't appear that I ever will. She's one of the good ones and keeps us all in line. You're worried about us influencing her when in reality it's her influencing US! Happy B'day big guy.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #22 September 7, 2006 Carl, Happy Birthday! I hope that you have a wonderful day filled with joy and happiness. You've got an awesome sister and you should be very proud of her. Skydivers come in many packages. I am a 40 year old mother with two children. I have a BS in accounting and rarely drink at the dropzone. Rest assured that Katee isn't hanging out with delinquents all the time. Our skydiving community is like a family. We are here for each other providing support in many ways. You should be happy for Katee. She's found something that she loves to do and she has had an opportunity to share experiences with some great people. Enjoy your day Carl! Sending a big birthday hug your way, SarahJump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pullhigh 0 #23 September 7, 2006 Happy Birthday Carl! I hope maybe one day you'll decide to take the plunge and see for yourself why we skydive. No words can explain or describe it, so I won't even bother... Ganja Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #24 September 7, 2006 Happy Birthday, Carl! We love Katee very much and try to look out for her well being, so rest assured she's with good people. She's way too smart to be led astray by deviants! Hope you get to take a jump with her--you'll love it!! Its makes a great birthday present!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #25 September 7, 2006 QuoteRest assured that Katee isn't hanging out with delinquents all the time. Lol...the key words here are ALL THE TIME . Just most of the time...lol. Happy B-day, dude...now...tell Katee to pass the doobie back, open another beer and quit mooning everyone. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
