grue 1 #1 September 4, 2006 So I noticed a registered/certified mail/letter thingie amongst the mail I needed to go through this week. It was from the Iowa House of Representatives, and marked "CERTIFICATE ENCLOSED: DO NOT BEND" Now, I'm a pretty badass motherfucker, but I'm not sure I did anything worthy of government recognition of late, but whatever. So I opened it, and pulled this out. Apparently, I've been lied to about my date of birth for the last quarter of a century.. http://spiceweasel.net/senior-gruetizan.jpg My surname is nowhere near common enough for this to be a "wrong address" thing, either. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 September 4, 2006 I'd like to sign up for the same deal with the devil you've got goin' on... I'd love to look as young as you do at that age. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #3 September 4, 2006 What's worse is you missed your shout out from Willard Scott. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 September 4, 2006 DAMMIT! cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #5 September 4, 2006 Does this, by the way, mean that at 103 years old I would have been the oldest person to get a USPA A licence?cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 September 4, 2006 QuoteDoes this, by the way, mean that at 103 years old I would have been the oldest person to get a USPA A licence? No, I think Pops has got you beat by a year. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #7 September 4, 2006 It may also mean the government owes you Social security payments. Share the wealth brother."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #8 September 4, 2006 QuoteWhat's worse is you missed your shout out from Willard Scott. Chris BAHAHAHA!!! I'd love to see Grue's mug plastered on the back of a jar of Smucker's Strawberry Preserves! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #9 September 4, 2006 QuoteIt may also mean the government owes you Social security payments. Share the wealth brother. 40 years worth, man!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #10 September 4, 2006 Happy Birthday you crusty old bastard.The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #11 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteDoes this, by the way, mean that at 103 years old I would have been the oldest person to get a USPA A licence? No, I think Pops has got you beat by a year. Chris To quote some of the people from my generation: "Oh.. fucking.. snap!" cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #12 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDoes this, by the way, mean that at 103 years old I would have been the oldest person to get a USPA A licence? No, I think Pops has got you beat by a year. Chris To quote some of the people from my generation: "Oh.. fucking.. snap!" considering how brittle bones get at your advanced age, I think you need to reconsider downsizing that Fusion. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #13 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteDoes this, by the way, mean that at 103 years old I would have been the oldest person to get a USPA A licence? No, I think Pops has got you beat by a year. Chris To quote some of the people from my generation: "Oh.. fucking.. snap!" considering how brittle bones get at your advanced age, I think you need to reconsider downsizing that Fusion. GET OFF MY LAWNcavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 September 4, 2006 QuoteDoes this, by the way, mean that at 103 years old I would have been the oldest person to get a USPA A licence? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, I think Pops has got you beat by a year. Chris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To quote some of the people from my generation: "Oh.. fucking.. snap!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- considering how brittle bones get at your advanced age, I think you need to reconsider downsizing that Fusion. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GET OFF MY LAWN Micro only responds to shotguns aimed at him, from an elderly man, in a rocking chair on a rickety porch. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #15 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteDoes this, by the way, mean that at 103 years old I would have been the oldest person to get a USPA A licence? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, I think Pops has got you beat by a year. Chris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To quote some of the people from my generation: "Oh.. fucking.. snap!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- considering how brittle bones get at your advanced age, I think you need to reconsider downsizing that Fusion. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GET OFF MY LAWN Micro only responds to shotguns aimed at him, from an elderly man, in a rocking chair on a rickety porch. Chris I need to borrow a shotgun and a porch. I've got the rest. Where's my catheter?cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteDoes this, by the way, mean that at 103 years old I would have been the oldest person to get a USPA A licence? No, I think Pops has got you beat by a year. Chris To quote some of the people from my generation: "Oh.. fucking.. snap!" considering how brittle bones get at your advanced age, I think you need to reconsider downsizing that Fusion. GET OFF MY LAWN What's with old people today? Can't tell 'em anything! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #17 September 4, 2006 Quote What's with old people today? Can't tell 'em anything! GOD DAMNED WHIPPERSNAPPERS!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #18 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuote What's with old people today? Can't tell 'em anything! GOD DAMNED WHIPPERSNAPPERS! Watch that mouth there Grue, you'll be meeting "The Lord" any minute now! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #19 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote What's with old people today? Can't tell 'em anything! GOD DAMNED WHIPPERSNAPPERS! Watch that mouth there Grue, you'll be meeting "The Lord" any minute now! Damned kid better respect his elders!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbattman 0 #20 September 4, 2006 Dude: Perhaps a careful review of your credit reports is in order. You crusty olde fart you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 September 4, 2006 Damn............that's a pretty good joke when you can get your state legislature in on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #22 September 4, 2006 QuoteDamn............that's a pretty good joke when you can get your state legislature in on it. Back in my day, we only had 8 planets! Then we had 9, now we have 8 again!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #23 September 5, 2006 QuoteBack in my day, we only had 8 planets! Then we had 9, now we have 8 again! You are one funny honkey, my friend. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #24 September 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteBack in my day, we only had 8 planets! Then we had 9, now we have 8 again! You are one funny honkey, my friend. I aim to please cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #25 September 7, 2006 Did you know insurance companies declare you dead at age 100 and give you back all your premiums. Looks like your grandkids wont be able to cash in on your death. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
