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Fuck off I'm learning how to be an asshole...Quote[replyThere we go...all better now?
Okay dokey....then you must be prepared for a colon cleanse afterwards
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I see you're point...Quote"Button your mouth, wench. When I want your lip, I'll unzip my fly"
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...
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QuoteI see you're point...Quote"Button your mouth, wench. When I want your lip, I'll unzip my fly"
That would be YOUR point ...
'Shell
'Shell
QuoteQuoteQuoteum, remember what you titled this thread?
Dude, all I thought when reading this thread title was..
"Oh fuck, I haven't had it this easy since I was taught to fish with dynamite."
Funny thing was, even then I had to put some effort into lighting the fuse.
It's been hard to restrain myself. Nice work.
Look, I take pride in my work. And every once in a while, it is glad to know that what I do is appreciated around here. Thank you kind sir, thank you very much.
Consider this a clinic. Several trained professionals, and truly fine sonsofbitches in and of themselves came together here tonight to provide the rest of you with a rare glimpse of what it feels like to have balls between their legs so big that it often hurts to put on a pair of jeans.
Take this and learn from it. AS grue said, all tampons MUST, I repeat MUST be removed for this to work.
I'm still not feeling it though. There is much lacking in your weakness with the force.
Read this. Study this. Go off in the woods and dance with the trees, and fuck a goat or two, and then maybe, just maybe you will come back with a greater understanding of what it means to be able to truly be one big fucking prick.
Can a kneegrow get an AMEN from the congregation!!!
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Oh.. you're right... my bad... but I'm not going to change it...QuoteQuoteI see you're point...Quote"Button your mouth, wench. When I want your lip, I'll unzip my fly"
That would be YOUR point ...
'Shell
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...
QuoteQuoteI see you're point...Quote"Button your mouth, wench. When I want your lip, I'll unzip my fly"
That would be YOUR point ...
'Shell
Grammar police AND a cook in da house!! Woo Hoo_________________________________________
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QuoteConsider this a clinic. Several trained professionals, and truly fine sonsofbitches in and of themselves came together here tonight to provide the rest of you with a rare glimpse of what it feels like to have balls between their legs so big that it often hurts to put on a pair of jeans.
Are you saying my balls are bigger than Scott's?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
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AMEN ASSHOLE!!!!!
(looks in pants, takes out tampon, adjusts meat-helmet, goes and fucks dog b/c I don't have a goat yet on my farm!)
I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...
(looks in pants, takes out tampon, adjusts meat-helmet, goes and fucks dog b/c I don't have a goat yet on my farm!)
I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...
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Are you talking to me or bob... and what's with the sermons... are you a preacher or something...Quotejust maybe you will come back with a greater understanding of what it means to be able to truly be one big fucking prick.
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...
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QuoteOh.. you're right... my bad... but I'm not going to change it...QuoteQuoteI see you're point...Quote"Button your mouth, wench. When I want your lip, I'll unzip my fly"
That would be YOUR point ...
'Shell
No no.
"In your chromosomally challenged world, that shit might fly. In my sandbox, we play by my rules, or Little Sally Satinpanties is going to get it right in the outbox. No second warning."
cavete terrae.
What the hell are you all doing posting on the internet?! Sex and the City is on!
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Oh I'm sure they are... but mine are probably bigger then micro's...QuoteAre you saying my balls are bigger than Scott's?
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...
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QuoteQuoteQuoteI see you're point...Quote"Button your mouth, wench. When I want your lip, I'll unzip my fly"
That would be YOUR point ...
Shit .. just blew my cover ...
I'm not really the grammar police ... I just play one on TV.
'Shell
'Shell
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What... I'm missing Sex and the City... Shit I've got to go...QuoteWhat the hell are you all doing posting on the internet?! Sex and the City is on!
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...
QuoteOh I'm sure they are... but mine are probably bigger then micro's...QuoteAre you saying my balls are bigger than Scott's?
Once again.
No.
It's just his peener that is tiny. As shown by his wife, it is not the weenis that counts. It is the size of the huge man melons in his sack that make him great. And you youngling, don't even come close.
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QuoteOh I'm sure they are... but mine are probably bigger then micro's...QuoteAre you saying my balls are bigger than Scott's?
hey. my PENIS is small. my BALLS are like swollen cow-udders.
I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...
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