RkyMtnHigh 0 #51 September 4, 2006 I'm so LMFAO...the mix of all of you guys razzing each other...you're all too f'n funny! Entertainment at it's finest...I KNOW you all are *tight* and secretly love each other...so, back to my suggestion: Group HUUUUUUUUUG!!!! Come on! Come on! You KNOW YOU WANT TO!!! Okay...ready?...set?...NOW!!! ((((((((HHHHHUUUUUUGGGGG)))))))))) Ahhh...isn't that awesome?! (I enjoyed it!) _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #52 September 4, 2006 oh... my bad... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #53 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAre you saying my balls are bigger than Scott's? Oh I'm sure they are... but mine are probably bigger then micro's... Once again. No. It's just his peener that is tiny. As shown by his wife, it is not the weenis that counts. It is the size of the huge man melons in his sack that make him great. And you youngling, don't even come close. thanks B... you beat me to it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #54 September 4, 2006 Quoteoh... my bad... nah, it's ok. elephantitis of the nuts is not pretty. and having a small po-po makes it all the more embarassing. it's hard to find down there amongst the bowling balls. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #55 September 4, 2006 Quote Entertainment at it's finest...I KNOW you all are *tight* and secretly love each other...so, back to my suggestion: Of course I'm tight. WHy am I tight? Because I don't secretly love these tossbags, and my tail is still a no-man's land!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #56 September 4, 2006 Quote nah, it's ok. elephantitis of the nuts is not pretty. and having a small po-po makes it all the more embarassing. it's hard to find down there amongst the bowling balls. Just ask jumper03."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #57 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuote nah, it's ok. elephantitis of the nuts is not pretty. and having a small po-po makes it all the more embarassing. it's hard to find down there amongst the bowling balls. Just ask jumper03. Oh snap. fucking vintage. I think I just ruptured my spleen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #58 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuote nah, it's ok. elephantitis of the nuts is not pretty. and having a small po-po makes it all the more embarassing. it's hard to find down there amongst the bowling balls. Just ask jumper03. BOOM headshot.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #59 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteBe yourself Scott...what's with the rush anyway? meh... its ok... no real rush... I'm just venting... and doing it creatively... these are some great ideas though... except for the dog thing... that doesn't actually work... I know... I've taken Karma to the dog park a lot... oh and don't worry about the be yourself thing... I don't know how to be anybody else... Your doing it wrong Dont take your dog to a puppy park. Take your pup somewhere that he/she will be noticed. I also agree with the other poster about growing some balls Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #60 September 4, 2006 QuoteI also agree with the other poster about growing some balls ok guys I'm getting contradictory advice here... micro seems to be telling me that oversized balls just make the penis look smaller... whereas you are telling me that my balls need to be bigger... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #61 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuote Entertainment at it's finest...I KNOW you all are *tight* and secretly love each other...so, back to my suggestion: Of course I'm tight. WHy am I tight? Because I don't secretly love these tossbags, and my tail is still a no-man's land! you BETTER love me you fusion lovin focker. But not like in prison. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #62 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteI also agree with the other poster about growing some balls ok guys I'm getting contradictory advice here... micro seems to be telling me that oversized balls just make the penis look smaller... whereas you are telling me that my balls need to be bigger... no no no... my po-po would be small even if I had NO balls. you sill man, you. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #63 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteI also agree with the other poster about growing some balls ok guys I'm getting contradictory advice here... micro seems to be telling me that oversized balls just make the penis look smaller... whereas you are telling me that my balls need to be bigger... You obviously are having trouble with being able to put your dick to use. I'd go with the bigger balls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #64 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuote nah, it's ok. elephantitis of the nuts is not pretty. and having a small po-po makes it all the more embarassing. it's hard to find down there amongst the bowling balls. Just ask jumper03. I teabagged his laptop. It was righteous. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #65 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuote nah, it's ok. elephantitis of the nuts is not pretty. and having a small po-po makes it all the more embarassing. it's hard to find down there amongst the bowling balls. Just ask jumper03. (I never tire of oldies... ) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #66 September 4, 2006 Quotelet it fly already... Next time Christine wants to come over and take up your day, calmly, confidently, and with a twinkle in your eye, tell her that you're taking her out on a date instead. Tell her that you'll pick her up at eight and that she'll need to dress nicely as you've booked a table at a classy restaurant. Then have a lovely meal, flirt a little, and escort her to her place like a gentleman. Kiss her goodnight, then go home alone. After the second date (she'll need time to get used to the new you), take her home, fuck her senseless, and send her to work with a big, sheepish smile on her face. This will not work if you are a) whiny, b) nervous, or c) anything less than totally confident in your success. Plus sides of this approach: You get a girlfriend. You get laid. Contrary to lots of drivel posted here and elsewhere, sex is not a big deal. It's a lot of fun and brings you closer together. It's not something to be saved as "an event". It's something to be enjoyed with someone you like. We get less in every single goddamn thread that has any fucking thing to do with sex. Downsides of this approach: You've gotta do something scary with complete confid... actually, how the fuck is that a downside? You jump out of fucking airplanes for kicks! How fucking hard can it be to take a chick home and fuck her? Every idiot does it. It's not exactly a big deal, unless you make it out to be. Your new motto: Veni, vidi, vici, and she fucking loved it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #67 September 4, 2006 QuoteYour new motto: Veni, vidi, vici, and she fucking loved it. You are, as always, my hero. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #68 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuotelet it fly already... Next time Christine wants to come over and take up your day, calmly, confidently, and with a twinkle in your eye, tell her that you're taking her out on a date instead. Tell her that you'll pick her up at eight and that she'll need to dress nicely as you've booked a table at a classy restaurant. Then have a lovely meal, flirt a little, and escort her to her place like a gentleman. Kiss her goodnight, then go home alone. After the second date (she'll need time to get used to the new you), take her home, fuck her senseless, and send her to work with a big, sheepish smile on her face. This will not work if you are a) whiny, b) nervous, or c) anything less than totally confident in your success. Plus sides of this approach: You get a girlfriend. You get laid. Contrary to lots of drivel posted here and elsewhere, sex is not a big deal. It's a lot of fun and brings you closer together. It's not something to be saved as "an event". It's something to be enjoyed with someone you like. We get less in every single goddamn thread that has any fucking thing to do with sex. Downsides of this approach: You've gotta do something scary with complete confid... actually, how the fuck is that a downside? You jump out of fucking airplanes for kicks! How fucking hard can it be to take a chick home and fuck her? Every idiot does it. It's not exactly a big deal, unless you make it out to be. Your new motto: Veni, vidi, vici, and she fucking loved it. That's a great idea there's just one flaw in your plan... Christine lives with her boyfriend of now about a year and a half... so... I'm thinking it probably wouldn't work... great in theory... downright shitty on paper... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #69 September 4, 2006 Quote That's a great idea there's just one flaw in your plan... Christine lives with her boyfriend of now about a year and a half... so... I'm thinking it probably wouldn't work... great in theory... downright shitty on paper... There you go with the negativity again."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #70 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotelet it fly already... Next time Christine wants to come over and take up your day, calmly, confidently, and with a twinkle in your eye, tell her that you're taking her out on a date instead. Tell her that you'll pick her up at eight and that she'll need to dress nicely as you've booked a table at a classy restaurant. Then have a lovely meal, flirt a little, and escort her to her place like a gentleman. Kiss her goodnight, then go home alone. After the second date (she'll need time to get used to the new you), take her home, fuck her senseless, and send her to work with a big, sheepish smile on her face. This will not work if you are a) whiny, b) nervous, or c) anything less than totally confident in your success. Plus sides of this approach: You get a girlfriend. You get laid. Contrary to lots of drivel posted here and elsewhere, sex is not a big deal. It's a lot of fun and brings you closer together. It's not something to be saved as "an event". It's something to be enjoyed with someone you like. We get less in every single goddamn thread that has any fucking thing to do with sex. Downsides of this approach: You've gotta do something scary with complete confid... actually, how the fuck is that a downside? You jump out of fucking airplanes for kicks! How fucking hard can it be to take a chick home and fuck her? Every idiot does it. It's not exactly a big deal, unless you make it out to be. Your new motto: Veni, vidi, vici, and she fucking loved it. That's a great idea there's just one flaw in your plan... Christine lives with her boyfriend of now about a year and a half... so... I'm thinking it probably wouldn't work... great in theory... downright shitty on paper... NO NO NO!!! Have you learned NOTHING from us tonight? First, you shoot her boyfriend between the eyes, THEN you fuck her silly. See? BRILLIANT! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #71 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuote That's a great idea there's just one flaw in your plan... Christine lives with her boyfriend of now about a year and a half... so... I'm thinking it probably wouldn't work... great in theory... downright shitty on paper... There you go with the negativity again.negativity... wtf... I love christine... she knows it... just not like that... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #72 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuote That's a great idea there's just one flaw in your plan... Christine lives with her boyfriend of now about a year and a half... so... I'm thinking it probably wouldn't work... great in theory... downright shitty on paper... There you go with the negativity again. No shit. Roll up in there and slap him in the face with a piece of meat. What the fuck are you doing helping a chick that isn't gonna fuck you anyway? Jesus h christ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #73 September 4, 2006 QuoteJesus h christ.Hey... don't be taking the lords name in vain... you're going to get this shit sent to SC... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #74 September 4, 2006 Quote That's a great idea there's just one flaw in your plan... Christine lives with her boyfriend of now about a year and a half... so... I'm thinking it probably wouldn't work... great in theory... downright shitty on paper... I don't know your situation all that well, but make it clear that there are two paths on this road she walks. One's going to take her on a wild goose chase that ends in Tajikistan herding goats while her halfbreed offspring prance about in the fields thanking Xenu for their blessings. The other road has celebrity handprints and stars on it. It's her choice, but if she wants to peel the banana, she better eat the fuckin' fruit. Don't cross the street if you can't get out of the kitchen, people in glass houses sink ships, and she needs to tell Twatty McSecondPlace to make like a tree and get the fuck out of here. Part of that will make sense. Part will not. First duty in your newfound manhood is to decipher it and get that shit taken care of.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #75 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotelet it fly already... Next time Christine wants to come over and take up your day, calmly, confidently, and with a twinkle in your eye, tell her that you're taking her out on a date instead. Tell her that you'll pick her up at eight and that she'll need to dress nicely as you've booked a table at a classy restaurant. Then have a lovely meal, flirt a little, and escort her to her place like a gentleman. Kiss her goodnight, then go home alone. After the second date (she'll need time to get used to the new you), take her home, fuck her senseless, and send her to work with a big, sheepish smile on her face. This will not work if you are a) whiny, b) nervous, or c) anything less than totally confident in your success. Plus sides of this approach: You get a girlfriend. You get laid. Contrary to lots of drivel posted here and elsewhere, sex is not a big deal. It's a lot of fun and brings you closer together. It's not something to be saved as "an event". It's something to be enjoyed with someone you like. We get less in every single goddamn thread that has any fucking thing to do with sex. Downsides of this approach: You've gotta do something scary with complete confid... actually, how the fuck is that a downside? You jump out of fucking airplanes for kicks! How fucking hard can it be to take a chick home and fuck her? Every idiot does it. It's not exactly a big deal, unless you make it out to be. Your new motto: Veni, vidi, vici, and she fucking loved it. That's a great idea there's just one flaw in your plan... Christine lives with her boyfriend of now about a year and a half... so... I'm thinking it probably wouldn't work... great in theory... downright shitty on paper... NO NO NO!!! Have you learned NOTHING from us tonight? First, you shoot her boyfriend between the eyes, THEN you fuck her silly. See? BRILLIANT! Im confused I thought it was fuck her silly, jizz in the taters, and then invite him over for dinner Serriously any chick that shows up wanting help with photos of her parents is just begging for the cock Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
