adventurechick 0 #1 September 1, 2006 Hit a deer last night on my way home from Deland.... all is well though! I'm alright, and my car is just banged up some. So Yay!! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 September 1, 2006 QuoteHit a deer last night on my way home from Deland.... all is well though! I'm alright, and my car is just banged up some. So Yay!! How's the deer? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #3 September 1, 2006 Venison bbq at the dropzone this weekend? Glad your ok!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #4 September 1, 2006 Let's just say that Bambi is dead..... so let's eat! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 September 1, 2006 Poor Bambi 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 September 1, 2006 QuoteLet's just say that Bambi is dead..... so let's eat! I love a good Bambi stew. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #7 September 1, 2006 Yummy... fresh Bambi burgers... I hope you stopped and picked it up... I hate to see good venison go to waste... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 September 1, 2006 QuoteYummy... fresh Bambi burgers... I hope you stopped and picked it up... I hate to see good venison go to waste... Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #9 September 1, 2006 QuoteLet's just say that Bambi is dead..... so let's eat! Did you hit the deer and leave it dead in the road or report it? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 September 1, 2006 So, you hit a Mofuckin' deer? p.s. - for your listening pleasure, nsfw due to language... edited to add for katee - or did you pick up up and put it in your back seat THINKING it was dead? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #11 September 1, 2006 QuoteDid you hit the deer and leave it dead in the road or report it? right.... I would have at least stopped to see if the deer was still alive then called someone. If I had had a few drinks maybe not the police, but at least animal control so they could come put it out of it's misery if it was still alive.010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #12 September 1, 2006 I spanked a monjey once. Not as in jacked off as in punched a monkey. It attacked me so the way I see it I had just cause for self defence. Just claim the deer was holding a gun and you're ok. No jury can convict you. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #13 September 1, 2006 QuoteDid you hit the deer and leave it dead in the road or report it? Why should a dead animal beside the road be reported to government officials? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteDid you hit the deer and leave it dead in the road or report it? Why should a dead animal beside the road be reported to government officials? Probate taxes. DUH!!!! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #15 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDid you hit the deer and leave it dead in the road or report it? Why should a dead animal beside the road be reported to government officials? Probate taxes. DUH!!!! Is Gail sure it was dead? or just injured? and how do you know it was on the SIDE of the road or middle of it? What about the other cars coming down that road..now they can wreck their car too? I only posed the question so the animal could be removed from the scene of the accident. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #16 September 1, 2006 It was a deer! Field clean it and throw it on the roof...venison steaks in the freezer...mmm...bambi stew! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #17 September 1, 2006 QuoteIt was a deer! Field clean it and throw it on the roof...venison steaks in the freezer...mmm...bambi stew! Geez Mark you might want to find out what road she was on and see if it's still there for you to salvage _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #18 September 1, 2006 Always carry a sharp knife... you never know when it'll come in handy... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #19 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt was a deer! Field clean it and throw it on the roof...venison steaks in the freezer...mmm...bambi stew! Geez Mark you might want to find out what road she was on and see if it's still there for you to salvage It's too late now... in this heat the meat is already spoiled... best to get it while it's still fresh... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtimebabe24 0 #20 September 1, 2006 O DEAR! O DEER!"The most wasted day of all is that upon which we have not laughed..." Nicholas Chamfort. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrad 0 #21 September 1, 2006 QuoteI spanked a monjey once. Not as in jacked off as in punched a monkey. It attacked me so the way I see it I had just cause for self defence. Just claim the deer was holding a gun and you're ok. No jury can convict you. LMFAOWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrad 0 #22 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteDid you hit the deer and leave it dead in the road or report it? Why should a dead animal beside the road be reported to government officials? So they know its not an Al Quaida agent in disguise!When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 798 #23 September 1, 2006 Doh! a deer... a feeemale deer.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtimebabe24 0 #24 September 1, 2006 LOL. ray, a drop of golden sunnn! ok ok julie andrews... "The most wasted day of all is that upon which we have not laughed..." Nicholas Chamfort. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiver30960 0 #25 September 1, 2006 Dough, the stuff that buys me beer; Ray, the guy who sells me beer; Me, the guy who's drinking beer; Fa, a long way to go for beer; So, I'll have another beer; La, I'll have another beer; Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer; and that will bring us back to DOH! Elvisio "thank you Homer Simpson" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
RkyMtnHigh 0 #17 September 1, 2006 QuoteIt was a deer! Field clean it and throw it on the roof...venison steaks in the freezer...mmm...bambi stew! Geez Mark you might want to find out what road she was on and see if it's still there for you to salvage _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #18 September 1, 2006 Always carry a sharp knife... you never know when it'll come in handy... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #19 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt was a deer! Field clean it and throw it on the roof...venison steaks in the freezer...mmm...bambi stew! Geez Mark you might want to find out what road she was on and see if it's still there for you to salvage It's too late now... in this heat the meat is already spoiled... best to get it while it's still fresh... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtimebabe24 0 #20 September 1, 2006 O DEAR! O DEER!"The most wasted day of all is that upon which we have not laughed..." Nicholas Chamfort. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #21 September 1, 2006 QuoteI spanked a monjey once. Not as in jacked off as in punched a monkey. It attacked me so the way I see it I had just cause for self defence. Just claim the deer was holding a gun and you're ok. No jury can convict you. LMFAOWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #22 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteDid you hit the deer and leave it dead in the road or report it? Why should a dead animal beside the road be reported to government officials? So they know its not an Al Quaida agent in disguise!When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #23 September 1, 2006 Doh! a deer... a feeemale deer.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtimebabe24 0 #24 September 1, 2006 LOL. ray, a drop of golden sunnn! ok ok julie andrews... "The most wasted day of all is that upon which we have not laughed..." Nicholas Chamfort. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #25 September 1, 2006 Dough, the stuff that buys me beer; Ray, the guy who sells me beer; Me, the guy who's drinking beer; Fa, a long way to go for beer; So, I'll have another beer; La, I'll have another beer; Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer; and that will bring us back to DOH! Elvisio "thank you Homer Simpson" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
