wildcard451 0 #1 September 4, 2006 I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 September 4, 2006 What kind of party are you talking about... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #3 September 4, 2006 Would you still have eaten them if you knew I already had? I'm guessing it'd have been a coin toss, followed by your search for a salad toss.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #4 September 4, 2006 QuoteWould you still have eaten them if you knew I already had? I'm guessing it'd have been a coin toss, followed by your search for a salad toss. You just made the gravy salty. Call it your secret ingredient and make millions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #5 September 4, 2006 QuoteWould you still have eaten them if you knew I already had? I'm guessing it'd have been a coin toss, followed by your search for a salad toss. I'm stickin to my vagina-clad meat helmet. It's gettin chilly out there tonight on the farm. Although dippin the noodle in some warm taters is kinda appealin. Hold the chives tho'. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 September 4, 2006 At least some one around here's been makin with the freak freak. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteWould you still have eaten them if you knew I already had? I'm guessing it'd have been a coin toss, followed by your search for a salad toss. You just made the gravy salty. Call it your secret ingredient and make millions. does OZ jizz taste different than US jizz? Maybe b/c they're all criminals down under and we're all Christian assholes? I wonder about such things as this... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #8 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWould you still have eaten them if you knew I already had? I'm guessing it'd have been a coin toss, followed by your search for a salad toss. You just made the gravy salty. Call it your secret ingredient and make millions. does OZ jizz taste different than US jizz? Maybe b/c they're all criminals down under and we're all Christian assholes? I wonder about such things as this... The answer to this question, along with any others regarding sexual matters with the people of Australia, can be found in your (female loved one)'s diary.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #9 September 4, 2006 QuoteI'm stickin to my vagina-clad meat helmet You owe me a keyboard ... or at least a CLEAN keyboard ... there's red wine on it now ... from snorting ... thanks, micro ... (me thinks you're gonna get a lot of mileage with that line!) 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #10 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm stickin to my vagina-clad meat helmet You owe me a keyboard ... or at least a CLEAN keyboard ... there's red wine on it now ... from snorting ... thanks, micro ... (me thinks you're gonna get a lot of mileage with that line!) 'Shell Oh, you're most welcome dear. Just bill me for the keyboard. You have my # I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #11 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm stickin to my vagina-clad meat helmet You owe me a keyboard ... or at least a CLEAN keyboard ... there's red wine on it now ... from snorting ... thanks, micro ... (me thinks you're gonna get a lot of mileage with that line!) 'Shell Apparently you're so busy thinking about sex you forgot that wine is for drinking. If you're going to snort, well, find a hundred dollar bill and some blow, k? cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #12 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWould you still have eaten them if you knew I already had? I'm guessing it'd have been a coin toss, followed by your search for a salad toss. You just made the gravy salty. Call it your secret ingredient and make millions. does OZ jizz taste different than US jizz? Maybe b/c they're all criminals down under and we're all Christian assholes? I wonder about such things as this... The answer to this question, along with any others regarding sexual matters with the people of Australia, can be found in your (female loved one)'s diary. she can't write. meat grinder. pity. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #13 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou owe me a keyboard ... or at least a CLEAN keyboard ... there's red wine on it now ... from snorting ... thanks, micro ... (me thinks you're gonna get a lot of mileage with that line!) 'Shell Apparently you're so busy thinking about sex you forgot that wine is for drinking. If you're going to snort, well, find a hundred dollar bill and some blow, k? How'd you get sex outta that?? Hmmm .. someone's thinking about it ... Can you loan me a hun? 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #14 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou owe me a keyboard ... or at least a CLEAN keyboard ... there's red wine on it now ... from snorting ... thanks, micro ... (me thinks you're gonna get a lot of mileage with that line!) 'Shell Apparently you're so busy thinking about sex you forgot that wine is for drinking. If you're going to snort, well, find a hundred dollar bill and some blow, k? How'd you get sex outta that?? Hmmm .. someone's thinking about it ... Can you loan me a hun? 'Shell I'm a guy. I'll turn key lime pie and a bag of quarters into a sex act if you give me a moment to think about it.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #15 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou owe me a keyboard ... or at least a CLEAN keyboard ... there's red wine on it now ... from snorting ... thanks, micro ... (me thinks you're gonna get a lot of mileage with that line!) 'Shell Apparently you're so busy thinking about sex you forgot that wine is for drinking. If you're going to snort, well, find a hundred dollar bill and some blow, k? How'd you get sex outta that?? Hmmm .. someone's thinking about it ... Can you loan me a hun? 'Shell well, atilla's been dead a long time now... dunno where to find his kin though... hmmm... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteYou owe me a keyboard ... or at least a CLEAN keyboard ... there's red wine on it now ... from snorting ... thanks, micro ... (me thinks you're gonna get a lot of mileage with that line!) 'Shell Apparently you're so busy thinking about sex you forgot that wine is for drinking. If you're going to snort, well, find a hundred dollar bill and some blow, k? How'd you get sex outta that?? Hmmm .. someone's thinking about it ... Can you loan me a hun? 'Shell I'm a guy. I'll turn key lime pie and a bag of quarters into a sex act if you give me a moment to think about it. ah shit... can't stand up for 10 minutes now. Thanks grue. asshole. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #17 September 4, 2006 Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....I knew you guys were all hot and wet for each other...another thread to prove my point _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #18 September 4, 2006 QuoteSeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....I knew you guys were all hot and wet for each other...another thread to prove my point You want hot and wet? Take off your top and open your mouth, I've got a package being delivered Airborne Express, lady. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #19 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteSeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....I knew you guys were all hot and wet for each other...another thread to prove my point You want hot and wet? Take off your top and open your mouth, I've got a package being delivered Airborne Express, lady. BTDT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #20 September 4, 2006 QuoteI'm a guy. I'll turn key lime pie and a bag of quarters into a sex act if you give me a moment to think about it. Stop thinking ... sex ain't about thinking ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #21 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteSeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....I knew you guys were all hot and wet for each other...another thread to prove my point You want hot and wet? Take off your top and open your mouth, I've got a package being delivered Airborne Express, lady. Ah, dammit grue, knock it off! now I'm a glazed donut. where's the kleenex? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #22 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm a guy. I'll turn key lime pie and a bag of quarters into a sex act if you give me a moment to think about it. Stop thinking ... sex ain't about thinking ... 'Shell you've never been in solitary confinement in a state pen before have you. (neither have I) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #23 September 4, 2006 I'm soooo glad my roomie isn't here or sleeping right now because I've been LMAO with your shenanigans! You guys are hilarious tonight! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #24 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm a guy. I'll turn key lime pie and a bag of quarters into a sex act if you give me a moment to think about it. Stop thinking ... sex ain't about thinking ... 'Shell you've never been in solitary confinement in a state pen before have you. (neither have I) And your point would be ... ???? 'Shell (who's never been in a state pen either ...) 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #25 September 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI'm a guy. I'll turn key lime pie and a bag of quarters into a sex act if you give me a moment to think about it. Stop thinking ... sex ain't about thinking ... 'Shell you've never been in solitary confinement in a state pen before have you. (neither have I) And your point would be ... ???? 'Shell (who's never been in a state pen either ...) you can only bop the bishop so many times before you rub off some skin, ya know? the mind a far more powerful "sexual organ" than your meat helmet or your beef pole. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
