JustaBill 0 #1 September 2, 2006 A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No" she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't" "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered. Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house." "We observe all union rules." The man asked, "and if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20" "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her," he said "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92 year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 September 2, 2006 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
