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PLFXpert

NAKED SKYDIVES.

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I want to dock on your slot too Skymama I'll come in nice and hard!!



*note to self....no skydiving with rhino...*
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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>Ok, I'll do a naked jump, but only with Bill Von because he lives in
>CA and I don't think I'll be jumping with him anytime soon.

You never know . . . it was 70F at altitude last Saturday at Perris; _that's_ the kind of day you want to do a nude jump.

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Well, atleast the carpet will match the drapes...you know that be pretty cool if the drapes were some sort of really odd color. Well, pretty cool for a little bit then I'd have to laugh for a while.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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The only tandem I've shot was a naked woman at Quincy a couple years ago. She was a lovely woman. Kind'a short with a tall boyfriend. when she landed she jumped up and hung around his neck. One of the most lovely images. I'll never forget. :)

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana" -Groucho Marx- "Tom flies like a rock" -Tom Carson-

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It's not the size, it's the motion of the ocean...! People laugh at this saying but it's true. If a guy has a bratwurst, but can't work it, a guy w/ a vienna might do a MUCH BETTER job;)



Oh my gawd! You about got me busted at work for laughing out loud on that one! LOL! They probably are still wondering at the funny face I was making trying not too :D

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Suddenly North Carolina isnt that far a drive. Whens the hundredth coming up?

Ray



Sounds like we need to organize that DZ.com nekkie dive they were talking about! I'm up for it!

Thanks for the FAQ Bill, seriously! I'm anxious to give it a go, even if it's before my 100th. That's only about 10 jumps off, but don't want to wait too long so that it's even colder!

I wonder how many people wear tennies with nothing else on those jumps? I am only concerned about my sometimes crummy landings and breaking a toe or something if I try to go barefoot :|...

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if I try to go barefoot



Sandals are allowed....;)



Hmm...the only time I jumped in sandals it was those kind with the thick bottoms, I landed in tall weeds because of "someone" and "someone else" not getting their a**es outta the plane fast enough so we all landed out. I did a face plant cuz I tripped when the sandals got caught up in the weeds.

I might just go barefoot ;)

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Or a sign that you are less genetically developed than some others.



Having just taken biology and biotechnology this summer, I can accurately say, I'm FULLY GENETICALLY DEVELOPED;). But I wouldn't mind being closer to our cousins in the trees....that just means I *fly* better than you:P.

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I want to do one on my 100th...that will be in Nov most likely or before. It will be cold . I will do it as long as I plan a safe alternate landing area and have clothes there to put on or I can just wrap my canopy around me. I want to go out of the cessna by myself though.

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