LisaH 0 #1 August 31, 2006 Do you suffer from shyness? Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Jack Daniels Jack Daniels is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Jack Daniels can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Jack Daniels almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Jack Daniels. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of m otor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. Jack Daniels.... Leave Shyness Behind!!!!Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #2 August 31, 2006 I prefer chloroform.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 August 31, 2006 Jack Daniels.........helping ugly people get laid since 1872."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 August 31, 2006 Yes I'm shy nowPISSOFFYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #5 August 31, 2006 I really am shy though. At least with women I'm attracted to. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #6 August 31, 2006 Yes, I am shy... And yes, I have asked the doc about Jack Daniels... But I swear I never danced on any tables. Dancing on bars? Umm, ok, maybe.... ... But no tables (well, at least not that I remember ). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 August 31, 2006 QuoteJack Daniels.........helping ugly people get laid since 1872. Can you prove this?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 August 31, 2006 QuoteYes I'm shy nowPISSOFF Liar Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #9 August 31, 2006 QuoteI prefer chloroform. Wow, I didn't realize that you were so kinky, grue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 August 31, 2006 QuoteYes, I am shy... And yes, I have asked the doc about Jack Daniels... But I swear I never danced on any tables. Dancing on bars? Umm, ok, maybe.... ... But no tables (well, at least not that I remember ). Tables...bars...same height... You're guilty Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #11 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteI prefer chloroform. Wow, I didn't realize that you were so kinky, grue. The conscious ones struggle and run away. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #12 August 31, 2006 QuoteThe conscious ones struggle and run away While the unconscious ones just dream about it Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #13 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe conscious ones struggle and run away While the unconscious ones just dream about it It's ok, I always tip them for their services.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #14 August 31, 2006 QuoteTables...bars...same height... You're guilty Not in the Bombshelter - the bars are higher than the tables! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #15 August 31, 2006 QuoteThe conscious ones struggle and run away. Some men like that. Well, maybe not the running away part... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #16 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteJack Daniels.........helping ugly people get laid since 1872. Can you prove this? Think about that. Do you really want to see the proof? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stevehend15 0 #17 August 31, 2006 Wow!!! Thanks Jack Daniels! Now that I take two bottles of you today I have so many friends, and I pee blood! thanks... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #18 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe conscious ones struggle and run away. Some men like that. Well, maybe not the running away part... In all seriousness tnough, I did ask out a chick the other day!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteTables...bars...same height... You're guilty Not in the Bombshelter - the bars are higher than the tables! I was lookin at regular bars... I've been at the Bombshelter. Loved it. I'm at Elsinore now.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #20 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteJack Daniels.........helping ugly people get laid since 1872. Can you prove this? Think about that. Do you really want to see the proof? ummm..no Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #21 August 31, 2006 QuoteIn all seriousness tnough, I did ask out a chick the other day! And...??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #22 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteIn all seriousness tnough, I did ask out a chick the other day! And...??? Failure. I did use a cute approach though! "Hay, I'm doing a survey. Can I ask you three true/false questions?" "Sure" "True or false: Most people like ice cream" "DEFINITELY true!" "True or false: Most people enjoy going out to see a movie" "Oooooh true" "True or false: You'll let me take you out to a movie and then ice cream" "True, if I didn't have a boyfriend" cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #23 August 31, 2006 Hmm... Maybe it would be best to find out about the boyfriend status before asking her out? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #24 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteIn all seriousness tnough, I did ask out a chick the other day! And...??? Failure. I did use a cute approach though! "Hay, I'm doing a survey. Can I ask you three true/false questions?" "Sure" "True or false: Most people like ice cream" "DEFINITELY true!" "True or false: Most people enjoy going out to see a movie" "Oooooh true" "True or false: You'll let me take you out to a movie and then ice cream" "True, if I didn't have a boyfriend" Are you serious ?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #25 August 31, 2006 Easier said than done. You can't just walk up and be like "Hey, you single?", because then the jig is up!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites