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SkydiveStMarys

Thats Officer Bobbi to you, Bimbo!!

By SkydiveStMarys, in The Bonfire

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So I had an interesting night last night. Driving home from Target last night with my two boys in my truck a drunk driver promptly decided to pull out in front of me. The driver was pulling out of a biker bar that is on the way home. She didn't even stop to look both ways and just pulled onto the highway. This happens often there because the highway is not used all that often, so when you come up on the bar and you see a car near the highway you know that it may or may not stop. I was prepared. So she pulls out in front of me and continues up the highway. I am following her. She is all over the road. She hits speeds of 75 then goes down to 45 and then back up. My oldest son says, "Boy Mom, she must be drunk." I am thinking to myself , "do I make a call on my cell phone of do I just "look" the other way." Well she ends up driving like a banshee. Convertable sports car, top down. This could be really ugly...So as soon as we cross the county line I make the call. I stay on the phone with the 911 operator for a good 15 mins (we followed for about 5 miles) telling the operator what the cars is doing and not doing..she asks for the liscense plate number and I told her that I couldn't catch up with the car (not with the two boys in the car, had I been alone, MAYBE. I was doing 65 as it was on a dark road where deer like to hang out). So anyway, we reach the city limit and guess who is waiting for the drunk driver? Yep, Coppers!!! Cherries on and all. My kids were really impressed. So the 911 operator tells me to pull up behind the squad car and wait for the officer to walk back to me. My boys and I watch the events unfold. The driver or should I say, drunk BIMBO driver steps out. daisy dukes, high heels, plunging neck line and ooooh about 50 years old. YIKES!!! They make her walk the line, the whole nine yards. Well needless to say she took a ride in the back seat of the squad car and slept it off in jail.

My job here is done.:)

Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

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airtwardo    7

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Sweet! Nice job, you probably kept someone (including the drunk bimbo) from getting killed! :)




And you for SURE kept someone from getting LAID!!:S

Probably SEVERAL people![:/]


Because of YOU...dozens of dead kittens in your community...THE HORROR!:o


I can just picture you cruisin' town in your Yugo, 'Super Bobbi' costume all pressed and starched...

Hanging up the cell phone and telling the kids..
"My Work Is Done Here":P










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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airtwardo    7

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Aaaah your sharp this morning. Must have taken your meds on time.


OBTW, I traded that Yugo in ages ago. I now drive a Volkswagen Thing:D:D:D My cape fits much better in it.


Bobbi





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Of course it does Ms. Bobbi....:)

Now it's Medication time for all 'super heroes':$


Here ya go....The Doctor sent along a VERY challenging game to keep you busy!:ph34r:










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