jeiber 0 #1 August 25, 2006 I know, it's hard to believe. It's even harder to believe I was drunk.... here's the story, read it and please tell me what an ass I am. Even though I know it, I still need to hear it - kind of a twisted form of confession, I guess. Invited a girl out to happy hour with me and my friends, then spent most of the night talking to another girl. I decided it would be a good idea to drink vodka tonics instead of beer to cut carbs. Drank vodka tonic like it was beer; and on an empty stomach. Needless to say I was extremely drunk. Proceeded to: - forget her name - later call her by the wrong name - tried to guess her age. I guessed too high - bought myself drinks and didn't even ask her if she wanted anything - asked her what her interests and hobbies were; at least half a dozen times. (same answer each time, BTW) - she ordered a water, took a drink, and I drank the rest Then, to top the night off, I went to the bathroom and tried to make myself throw up (couldn't). For some reason I felt the need to tell her what I did. She asked, 'you're so drunk you threw up?', and I responded with, 'no, I just used my finger'. Then realized she had my hand in hers. She was kinda grossed out. After all that, she let me crash in her spare bedroom because I couldn't drive home. Left in the morning without even exchanging numbers. Now I gotta go be meet with clients the rest of the day with a smile on my face. Need to find some more BC powder. I don't know what's worse, the hangover or the embarassment. Well, let me have it... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #2 August 25, 2006 oh my ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #3 August 25, 2006 Hahahahaha. She sounds pretty cool though. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
htrammel 0 #4 August 25, 2006 Wow, Just...wow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 August 25, 2006 You pretty much let yourself have it. Not much else to say, I don't think. I'm surprised she let you crash, but at least she's got a conscience not to let someone that drunk try to get his ass home."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #6 August 25, 2006 WOW, you had quite the evening... She must have really liked you to put up with ALL that and still let you crash at her pad. Good job buddy! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 August 25, 2006 Sigh...Jeff! I'm starting to think that you deserve the crazy women that you've been dating. Karma, baby, karma! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #8 August 25, 2006 ya know - the whole story is quite funny - the only part i didn't really like was the not remembering her name .... very cool of her to let you crash at her place indeed~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #9 August 25, 2006 Quote She sounds pretty cool though. Yes, she was a very cool chick. I sent her an email apologizing. I just got an email back from her, telling me not to worry about it, 'it happens to the best of us'. She gave me her cell number and wants me to call her this weekend. I don't get it...Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #10 August 25, 2006 Thats a funny story. Thank you, I needed that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drae 0 #11 August 25, 2006 Quit beating yourself up!! Just think of the the laughter she will share retelling this story...you will be famous!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #12 August 25, 2006 Damn, she must really like you! I've heard of 'treat them mean and keep them keen' but thats taking the pissWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #13 August 25, 2006 Quote Quote She sounds pretty cool though. Yes, she was a very cool chick. I sent her an email apologizing. I just got an email back from her, telling me not to worry about it, 'it happens to the best of us'. She gave me her cell number and wants me to call her this weekend. I don't get it... IF you do decide to call her - you better take her out to someplace reallllllllllllly nice - spoil her - it's the least you can do ;)"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #14 August 25, 2006 I'm just relieved to hear that your dating women again. John John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 August 25, 2006 Quote Just think of the the laughter she will share retelling this story...you will be famous!! Yeah, and now all the dz.com men have a new benchmark for bad behavior. They can all say, "at least I'm not as bad as Jeiber!" She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #16 August 25, 2006 Quote I'm starting to think that you deserve the crazy women that you've been dating. Karma, baby, karma! You know I'm not normally like that. Oh, and let me clarify, when I said I forgot her name, it was one of those moments, where you start talking, then pause for a second too long (while thinking of the name) before you actually say their name. Time for more coffee and water... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #17 August 25, 2006 Damn, that hurt to read. Oh, and Jeffy - might want to check those carbs on the tonic water bottle. Next time, do vodka and club soda. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 August 25, 2006 Whadda' jerk! Seriously! I've seen that 'story' in I don't know how many beer joints and bars. You got drunk, got stupid and now, all you can do is tough it out. Really cool girl, though. You might get her some nice flowers as a thank you(for letting you crash)/apology. You'll survive. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 854 #19 August 25, 2006 You've shown her the worst you can be and she still wants to give you her digits...she must be very cool! or Is that the worst you can be??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #20 August 25, 2006 Quote She gave me her cell number and wants me to call her this weekend. I don't get it... I may be cynical, but R U N!!! Any chick who put up with that and still wants you to call her?? She is f'in crazy. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #21 August 25, 2006 When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #22 August 25, 2006 Quote You've shown her the worst you can be and she still wants to give you her digits...she must be very cool! or Is that the worst you can be??? Or have extreme self esteem issues.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lowpull 0 #23 August 25, 2006 THIS, ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why Jeff is my hero!!! Kinda makes up for all the times you jumped thru hoops to impress a girl and she blew you off huh?? dude,,,, we need to party together more often. Ralph Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #24 August 25, 2006 Yeah theres lots of bitches and whores out there who are too good for you.. but this was a perfectly nice girl who he behaved like a jerk towards. Thats not poetic justice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 August 25, 2006 Quote I don't know what's worse, the hangover or the embarassment. Well, let me have it... What's to be embarrassed about? Your guy card in NOT in jeapordy at all. That is actually a good test to see what you can get away with later on if she passes the further relationship exams. Simply call her up and tell her she passed. Take her out again, this time with test #2 (Blow Job Efficiency and Quality Assurance Test v3.6) If she passes that one - you are allowed to show her to your friends at the pool hall, and see how much beer she can consume. Then, if she passes the "I like Chicks just as much as you do" Test, you are allowed to marry her.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
