grue 1 #1 August 20, 2006 New rule: All women must wear an armband colour coded to signify her relationship status. Red: I'm in a happy relationship, fuck off. Yellow: I'm in a relationship, but I'm browsing other options. Proceed with caution. Green: I'm single. Yes, you might think that wearing a yellow armband might freak out your boyfriend, but think about the benefits: He'll realise that your shit is on the rocks, and he'll be forced to either fix it, or lose you. Thoughts?cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 August 20, 2006 You're funny grue. You know what question is coming from one of the women here....what color armbands should the men wear? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 August 20, 2006 Well Im sure men would opt for the mood bracelet, while out to dinner with the SO the bracelet turns red... as soon as shes gone to the bathroom or gone the sudden mood change means he is single for a minute and therefore turns green until she is within eyeshot.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 August 20, 2006 QuoteYou're funny grue. You know what question is coming from one of the women here....what color armbands should the men wear? Chris We can wear the same, I have no problem with that. Of course, I'm sure the veritable torrent of women I'd have to turn away when they realize that I am in fact not taken might make me grow weary. Wait, who the fuck am I kidding? cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 August 20, 2006 this is interesting grue... I kind of thought that's what the whole wedding ring thing was all about... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #6 August 20, 2006 Quotethis is interesting grue... I kind of thought that's what the whole wedding ring thing was all about... Yes, but that's only good for married people. Doesn't help much for the "I have a steady boyfriend/girlfriend" crowd. Most women of the age I'm looking at aren't married.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #7 August 20, 2006 I have seen skydivers still proceed even when they have seen the damn wedding ring. What make you think they will stop if they seen this bracelet?If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 August 20, 2006 Leave the 16 year olds alone.. . Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #9 August 20, 2006 QuoteLeave the 16 year olds alone.. . Hey man, legal's legal. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #10 August 20, 2006 QuoteYes, but that's only good for married people. Doesn't help much for the "I have a steady boyfriend/girlfriend" crowd. Most women of the age I'm looking at aren't married.oh, I'm following you man... but... from what I've seen (not practiced... mind you...) if they don't have a wedding ring (or an engagement ring)... then many would consider them open game... regardless of they status of a SO... not you or I obviously but... some... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #11 August 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteYes, but that's only good for married people. Doesn't help much for the "I have a steady boyfriend/girlfriend" crowd. Most women of the age I'm looking at aren't married.oh, I'm following you man... but... from what I've seen (not practiced... mind you...) if they don't have a wedding ring (or an engagement ring)... then many would consider them open game... regardless of they status of a SO... not you or I obviously but... some... Oh, it's not a moral thing for me, I don't have those. I just hate getting shot down, and that's the most common excuse. "I'm seeing someone"cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #12 August 20, 2006 QuoteOh, it's not a moral thing for me, I don't have those. I just hate getting shot down, and that's the most common excuse. "I'm seeing someone"yeah... well... not to make you feel any worse... but that is all too often just an excuse to say no... (they may in fact be in a relationship...) but i've seen more then one girl jump ship for another guy... not that... well... you get my drift... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #13 August 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh, it's not a moral thing for me, I don't have those. I just hate getting shot down, and that's the most common excuse. "I'm seeing someone"yeah... well... not to make you feel any worse... but that is all too often just an excuse to say no... (they may in fact be in a relationship...) but i've seen more then one girl jump ship for another guy... not that... well... you get my drift... Sure, I realise I'm just being shot down, but then they'll have to be more creative with their excuses. (I wish women would realise I'd rather hear the truth than a lie. If you're not interested, just say so)cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 August 20, 2006 Naw, not necessary. Single guys hit on all women. Their reaction to the guy's attempt is all the armband a guy needs, unless he doesn't pay attention. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #15 August 20, 2006 QuoteNaw, not necessary. Single guys hit on all women. Their reaction to the guy's attempt is all the armband a guy needs, unless he doesn't pay attention. I'm just sick of all the bullshit games. I'm not sure if I'm just going to give up on women altogether and just become a porn worshipper, or just go back to the ol' club'n'drag back to the cave.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #16 August 20, 2006 Tom Likus advice to young women: Quit calling him your boyfriend. Just be friends with benefits if you want to be free. Boyfriends are nothing but trouble. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 August 20, 2006 Quote(I wish women would realise I'd rather hear the truth than a lie. If you're not interested, just say so)alas... in an ideal world everyone would be honest with everyone else and well... you know what it wouldn't be very ideal... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #18 August 20, 2006 QuoteI'm just sick of all the bullshit games. I'm not sure if I'm just going to give up on women altogether and just become a porn worshipper, or just go back to the ol' club'n'drag back to the cave.naw you don't want to do that... you'll end up like me... you don't want to be me... take my word for that... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #19 August 20, 2006 QuoteQuote(I wish women would realise I'd rather hear the truth than a lie. If you're not interested, just say so)alas... in an ideal world everyone would be honest with everyone else and well... you know what it wouldn't be very ideal... Well, once I've been shot down for any reason, I'm already feeling crappy, I'd rather it be for an honest reason so I can work on improving whatever got me shot down. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #20 August 20, 2006 QuoteWell, once I've been shot down for any reason, I'm already feeling crappy, I'd rather it be for an honest reason so I can work on improving whatever got me shot down. are you sure... I was once shot down for not being a man's man... (well ok... there was probably more to it then that...) but I'm not sure that's exactly something I can correct... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #21 August 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteWell, once I've been shot down for any reason, I'm already feeling crappy, I'd rather it be for an honest reason so I can work on improving whatever got me shot down. are you sure... I was once shot down for not being a man's man... (well ok... there was probably more to it then that...) but I'm not sure that's exactly something I can correct... See, I don't even know why No wonder I'm so damned bitter.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #22 August 20, 2006 QuoteSee, I don't even know why No wonder I'm so damned bitter.yeah well... you can either stay bitter or get over it and move on... or you can always take a vow of celibacy... (but I don't recommend that...) too funny... (celibacy isn't in the dz.com dictionary...) Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #23 August 20, 2006 Sorry it's not working out for you. I've been happily married for so long I can hardly remember what dating was like.I think it was fun, though, and I finally met the right one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #24 August 20, 2006 QuoteSorry it's not working out for you. I've been happily married for so long I can hardly remember what dating was like.I think it was fun, though, and I finally met the right one. Yeah, but you still make a GREAT wingman. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 August 20, 2006 That's the way it works. There have been occasions where you've done the same thing. Say that there are 12 women, but you are interested in only 4 of them. That doesn't stop the interest of the others though. You only see it happen from your perspective though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
