monkycndo 0 #1 August 19, 2006 So, on a whim I bought a bottle of flavored vodka and then realized I didn't buy anything to mix with it. I looked through my kitchen cabinets and found a bottle of bitch beer(Smirnoff Ice) of the same flavor. Figured, WTF, why not give it a try? I found a nice way to get a quick buzz. Only been really drunk once.(Yes, I know there are photos to prove it). I'm a fucking light weight in drinking, so it doesn't take much. So, how do you get your buzz on? (Vinny, no need for you to respond.)50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #2 August 19, 2006 Jello ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #3 August 20, 2006 QuoteJello ... 'Shell Swoon!50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #4 August 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteJello ... 'Shell Swoon! ... I bet you say to that all the girls! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 August 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteJello ... 'Shell Swoon! ... I bet you say to that all the girls! 'Shell No, just yours.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #6 August 20, 2006 QuoteNo, just yours. I feel so special. Thank you! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 August 20, 2006 Kool-aidSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #8 August 20, 2006 Applying the term "beer" to Smirnoff Ice, even with the qualifier "bitch" in front of it, is an offense of the highest order to real beers everywhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #10 August 20, 2006 I don't drink beer and comparing Smirnoff Ice to beer is my way of thumbing my nose at that nasty stuff you drink. But you should be happy for me. Since I don't drink "real" beer, there is that much more for everyone else to enjoy when I pay off a beerable offense. *evil though* Next time, I'll bring a case of Smirnoff Ice. Mwahahahahahaha.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 August 20, 2006 I'm pretty sure that's a beerable offense on it's own! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P.F. 0 #12 August 20, 2006 Pineapple Juicehttp://home.comcast.net/~thefishwrapper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #13 August 20, 2006 I mix alcohol with increased self-esteem and crazy sex... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 August 20, 2006 Nowt - Flavoured Vodka stands alone. (especially Toffee). . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P.F. 0 #15 August 20, 2006 We need to invite you to more of our parties !!!!http://home.comcast.net/~thefishwrapper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #16 August 20, 2006 QuoteI mix alcohol with increased self-esteem and crazy sex... Bad marriages and incarceration But thats just me dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #17 August 20, 2006 100% Pomegranate juice.Can't taste a thing but the delicious pomegranates. And I figure it counteracts the negative effects of alcohol on my body. I have an extra-big Turvis Tumbler glass (we Southerners LOVE our Turvis Tumblers) that I fill with ice, pour in 1 part Stoli and 2 1/2 parts Pomegranate juice. Add bendy straw. Mmmmmmm...... They laugh at me in the Costco line. Costco sells Pomegranate for half the price as the grocers. I buy a case of it/month (which is 8 64 oz ((2 quart)) bottles). Other than that, I stick to my Pinot Noir.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #18 August 20, 2006 Pineapple juice and Parrot Bay was my signature drink in high school. I haven't had much of it since.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #19 August 20, 2006 regular and fruit flavored vodka, and fruit flavored rum with fruit juices -orange, cranberry, ect. vanilla vodka with coke or cherry coke. whiskey with 7up or coke and a twist of lime. tequila- only drink it in ritas or as a shot. gin- don't care for the taste of it.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 August 20, 2006 Ritas? - Help a foriegner out here (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #21 August 20, 2006 QuoteSo, how do you get your buzz on? Scotch, mixed with ice.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k_marr08 0 #22 August 20, 2006 you forgot rum "I believe the risks I take are justified by the sheer love of the life I lead" - Charles Lindbergh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #23 August 20, 2006 Rock Star, Sugar-FreeY yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 August 20, 2006 Bacardi and Coke is my all time "fall on my face and wake up with a missing wallet and only one shoe drink." I don't drink that much any more though. The hangovers are a KILLER! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #25 August 21, 2006 QuoteBacardi and Coke is my all time "fall on my face and wake up with a missing wallet and only one shoe drink." I don't drink that much any more though. The hangovers are a KILLER! Ya sure it's the drink and not the quantity? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
