wildcard451 0 #1 August 17, 2006 Really fucking piss me off. Nothing really grosses me out, but I mean come on, learn some simple table manners. I have to work with one of these guys on my team this month. Every day at lunch....smack smack smack goes his mouth. I just wanna reach up and smack him. Is this unreasonable? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #2 August 17, 2006 I absolutely agree with you. There are people I refuse to eat at the same table with because of that. When my kids were little, we'd warn them once and then send them away from the table on the second offense.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydiverjenn 0 #3 August 17, 2006 Not at all! It's only fair. He smacks, so you get to smack him! *Clever, thought provoking saying coming soon.....* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #4 August 17, 2006 No it is not unreasonable. In fact, I will help you in the smacking. I hate that shit. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #5 August 17, 2006 It is gross, and certainly annoying...ask him to stop. He will either make it worse on purpose or actually stop doing it.....maybe he doesn't realize he is doing it. The other thing that I hate is when people ask me a questions just when I am putting food in my mouth....how much do you have to swallow before you can start speaking?? How annoying *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #6 August 17, 2006 Smack him! You aren't being unreasonable. My husband has a close friend - she is absolutely gorgeous - she's an opera singer - she's 5' 10" and could be a model. She does the same damn thing! I can't eat with her.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchYourStep 0 #7 August 17, 2006 QuoteIt is gross, and certainly annoying...ask him to stop. He will either make it worse on purpose or actually stop doing it.....maybe he doesn't realize he is doing it. Exactly. Winner winner chicken dinner "You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #8 August 17, 2006 Agreed 100%. I can't stand people who do that. What's even worse is seeing parents who let their kids eat like that.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #9 August 17, 2006 QuoteReally fucking piss me off. And they need to take their darned hats off when they eat, too! Were they raised in a barn? And hold your forks properly, so that your right elbow doesn't stick out in the wind! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #10 August 17, 2006 Brandon, my deviant side now want's to chew like an open mouthed mad woman next time I see you. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 August 17, 2006 Will any of you people who've posted so far (except for JR) please marry me? It seems like more people I know DO chew with their mouths open than DON'T. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,534 #12 August 17, 2006 I was taught to chew with my mouth closed, of course. But when I was about 5, I noticed that my dad's mouth opened a little when he chewed, and I thought that looked incredibly cool and adult. It was a lot easier to re-teach myself to chew with my mouth open, than to re-re-teach myself to chew with it closed Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #13 August 17, 2006 Damm and I didnt post!!!! I keep my mouth shut wanna get hitched... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #14 August 17, 2006 QuoteBrandon, my deviant side now want's to chew like an open mouthed mad woman next time I see you. gOoooh I see an evil plan brewing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #15 August 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteBrandon, my deviant side now want's to chew like an open mouthed mad woman next time I see you. gOoooh I see an evil plan brewing Don't chew too hard ladies, you'll hurt it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #16 August 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteBrandon, my deviant side now want's to chew like an open mouthed mad woman next time I see you. gOoooh I see an evil plan brewing Don't chew too hard ladies, you'll hurt it.Hurt who? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #17 August 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteBrandon, my deviant side now want's to chew like an open mouthed mad woman next time I see you. gOoooh I see an evil plan brewing Don't chew too hard ladies, you'll hurt it.Hurt who? I think he referred to it as "it"???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #18 August 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteBrandon, my deviant side now want's to chew like an open mouthed mad woman next time I see you. gOoooh I see an evil plan brewing Don't chew too hard ladies, you'll hurt it.Hurt who? I think he referred to it as "it"???? g BAD MIDGET!!!! Don't bite the dick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 August 17, 2006 QuoteReally fucking piss me off. Nothing really grosses me out, but I mean come on, learn some simple table manners. I have to work with one of these guys on my team this month. Every day at lunch....smack smack smack goes his mouth. I just wanna reach up and smack him. Is this unreasonable? ___________________________________ Not at all! It's rude n' crude! Simply... bad manners. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #20 August 17, 2006 QuoteBAD MIDGET!!!! Don't bite the dick.Not even a little nibble? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #21 August 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteBAD MIDGET!!!! Don't bite the dick.Not even a little nibble? Yes, please~! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #22 August 17, 2006 Oh, I hate it with a passion - I feel your pain! I have a female boss who does this, and I HATE getting stuck in the lunch room with her by myself. If there are others eating at the same time, at least her noises are drowned out by conversation, chairs being moved, bags being crumpled, etc. I'd much rather hear nails on a chalkboard!"...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #23 August 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteBAD MIDGET!!!! Don't bite the dick.Not even a little nibble? Yes, please~! gHarder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #24 August 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteBAD MIDGET!!!! Don't bite the dick.Not even a little nibble? Yes, please~! gHarder? Yes, please~ g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #25 August 17, 2006 The hair on my neck stood up when I saw this topic! For adults to do this is wrong! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
