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Has your masturbation addiction ruined your ability to enjoy having sex with others?

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I touch myself as often as possible. Lately it seems as though no other form of sex can compete nor compare with my ability to make mad passionate love to myself. And I must say, I am pretty damn good at it. :)
I just really seem to know where all of my special places are.

Anybody else experiencing this same problem? [:/]

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I just really seem to know where all of my special places are.



If you rotate your thumb 90 degrees, (like your holding a beer bottle, but putting your thumb over the opening), it feels kinda like you're 'bottoming out'. ;):D:$

Not my joke, but I've been waiting two weeks to tell it! Sorry Travis! :D
Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

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Addiction schmaddiction ! A daily shot of the wad keeps the prostate in good working order and can help prevent prostate cancer, a medically proven fact, or so a skydiving friend of mine tells me. Doesn't interfere with your sex life either, so line them little kitties up and machine gun 'em !

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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