What would you want to be if you could?

[turtlespeed 220]

I was thinking a Popsicle Stand.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[NWFlyer 2]

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I was thinking a Popsicle Stand.

Does that have anything to do with the frequency with which people say "Let's blow this Popsicle Stand"?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Samurai136 0]

Either a Jedi Knight or a Dolphin.
edit: or a Polar Bear. Polar Bears are cool.

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

A hawk.


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[turtlespeed 220]

ABSOLUTELY!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[yamtx73 0]

Hell, that's easy.... I'd want to be sexy...

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

[PLFXpert 0]

A great white shark.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[stitch 0]

IRS agent. Or a Porn star.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[shropshire 0]

A ladies bicycle seat.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[turtlespeed 220]

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IRS agent. Or a Porn star.

Either way they are getting some . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skybytch 273]

A million dollars. Or an Oscar Mayer weiner.

[turtlespeed 220]

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A ladies bicycle seat.

I can see why!!!!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[shropshire 0]

Hey, any port in a storm.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[missg8tordivr 0]

A dolphin or an eagle!

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F LORIDA!

[slug 1]

Turtles pimp

With a camera

[adventurechick 0]

A bird

PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860
SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233

[DancesWClouds 0]

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I was thinking a Popsicle Stand.

Thank God I'm not the only crazy one here. When I was four or five years old, some adults asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. They were expecting the usual 'nurse', 'fireman', 'ballerina' (hey, a combo of those three would be pretty cool in retrospect) ... but I said "A furnace." They all laughed hysterically and asked why, and I said so that I could keep people warm.

Now? Aw, hell, I guess it would have to be a wealthy person who could just bum around the world. With a cool guy. And skydive. From my own plane. Which takes off from the deck of my yacht. And have lots of sex. And lots of liposuction.

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Dances
Muff Brother #2169

"You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

[masterrig 1]

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I was thinking a Popsicle Stand.

Thank God I'm not the only crazy one here. When I was four or five years old, some adults asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. They were expecting the usual 'nurse', 'fireman', 'ballerina' (hey, a combo of those three would be pretty cool in retrospect) ... but I said "A furnace." They all laughed hysterically and asked why, and I said so that I could keep people warm.

Now? Aw, hell, I guess it would have to be a wealthy person who could just bum around the world. With a cool guy. And skydive. From my own plane. Which takes off from the deck of my yacht. And have lots of sex. And lots of liposuction.

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On the old Art Linkletter show; ids Say The Darndest Things', this one little boy was asked by Art, what he would like to be. The little guy quickly responded; "An octopus!" Art asked him why, an octopus. The little boy said; "So I could show everybody I loved them and wrap my testicles around them!"


Chuck

[cocheese 0]

One of those really cool skydiver dudes.

[AggieDave 6]

I would be a business owner. My thoughts, besides dealing in real estate, keep coming back to a bar&grill in a downtown (old building) that is also a motorcycle shop. What I love is that I've got things in the works that'll help me achieve those goals by the time I'm 45. It'll be my 2nd career.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[popsjumper 2]

18

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Thanatos340 1]

A Bra.

A Nice 34-C

Or maybe a 32-B or even a 34-B

Not sure I would want to be a D cup or bigger though.. Then it might be too much like work.

[Vallerina 2]

Bubblegum wrapped in cotton candy

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[Nightwing 0]

1.) Pro Surfer
2.) Ballistics Expert
3.) Pro Skydiver
4.) STINKING FUCKING RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5.) An even better husband
6.) An awesome dad

Drags me down, like some sweet gravity...
Nightwing has stirred, and taken to flight...the silence is over, he's shattered the night!!!

[Muenkel 0]

If I had to do it over again, I would have gone to medical school when I had the chance.

Chris

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Chris