Funny quotes about skydiving

[Lindercles 0]

From the Wikipedia page on skydiving.

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Some people explain the attraction to skydiving by adrenaline addiction while others suggest a suicidal disposition, but these people are usually not skydivers.

[skydivermom 0]

One of the coolest skydiving related quotes came from an instructor during my student days. We were checking out a potential site for our new dz and some of the guys got permission to jump into it. Anyway, we were talking to some of the neighbors and one of them made the tired old comment about "jumping from a perfectly god airplane". To which my instructor replied "when we find one we'll stay in it".

Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

[frynsky 0]

In reply to "why do you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" I like, "IF it makes you feel better, we'll point out the imperfections in the aircraft on the way to altitude!!"

[eUrNiCc 0]

On a windy day a wise jumper once told me, "If the windsock has a hard-on, somebody's getting F*&#ed!"

Egad, A BASE life defiles a bad age.

[MagicGuy 0]

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On a windy day a wise jumper once told me, "If the windsock has a hard-on, somebody's getting F*&#ed!"

That is friggin' great.

[airtwardo 7]

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On a windy day a wise jumper once told me, "If the windsock has a hard-on, somebody's getting F*&#ed!"

That is friggin' great.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Zing 2]

I think it was Scratch that said, "Humming it's a rush ... but there's no future in it."

Zing Lurks

[kbordson 8]

The external links at the bottom of the page gives a link to dz.com! WOW.... DZ.com is in wikipedia.... we're special!

[nigelh 0]

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In reply to "why do you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" I like, "IF it makes you feel better, we'll point out the imperfections in the aircraft on the way to altitude!!"

Exactly, Gaffa tape was invented for holding together skydiving Planes

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[jdavies 0]

"There are too many people claiming to be good skydivers, for it to be that difficult."unknown

[racer42 0]

What do they mean by "carefully folded parachute"?

L.A.S.T. #24
Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team
Electric Toaster #3
Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor
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[airtwardo 7]

Show me...

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[JoeJ 0]

one time i was riding home from the dz with Rob Harris and he said "man, its always the same questions, how high, how fast, how low, what's it like? I just wanna say 'Its like ----ing your gramma!'" not that i'm recommending such a reply.... :-)

Joe Jennings
http://www.skydive.com
http://www.skydive.tv

[krkeenan 0]

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I just wanna say 'Its like ----ing your gramma!'" :-)

Never heard that one, Joe. That's pretty wierd. But I'm sure Rob meant it in the good way.

Kevin

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Seasons don't fear the Reaper,
nor do the Wind, the Sun, or the Rain...

[airtwardo 7]

I just wanna say 'Its like ----ing your gramma!'"


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So there I was...fuckin' my gramma, when she tells me...

"You do that JUST like your father!"



....I told her, yeah I know...thats what Sis says!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Lindercles 0]

You saw that porno, too?

[cocheese 0]

I sometimes tell tandem student guys ..." It's the best feeling you ever had in your life and you got a guy strapped to your ass." "Just think how great it would be without a guy strapped to your ass."

[justinshorb 0]

He who hesitates, shall inherit the earth

don't live for something you wouldn't die for

[airtwardo 7]

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You saw that porno, too?

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SAW it????

Hell...I Wrote, Produced and STARRED in it!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[JoeJ 0]

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Never heard that one, Joe. That's pretty wierd. But I'm sure Rob meant it in the good way.

hey.... wait a second here people. i hope you know when i said ----ing your grandma, the ---- meant "HUGG". shame on you!

my mother never loved me.... she wouldn't nurse me when i was a baby... she said she just wanted to be friends. Rodney Dangerfield

Joe Jennings
http://www.skydive.com
http://www.skydive.tv

[Duckwater 0]

TRUMAN: "I'd rather burn in at 200 mph and have some laughs than to eat it in a car accident. I mean, that's a really dumb way to go."



TRUMAN: "Better to go like this than in some senseless tragedy."

Fandango

[kap84 0]

just before my first freefall my instructor said to me ''relax, you have the rest of your life to pull!''