d_squared431 0 #26 August 12, 2006 QuoteHow about you? Are you smart enough to be stupid? Were you able to master that skill to enable you to have the happy, lazy, stealthily intelligent life you wanted? No....I kind of screwed up a few years ago and tried to prove I could do everything and now it is expected of me on a daily basis. Damn it why did I do that?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #27 August 12, 2006 'Cause you weren't smart enough not to. Duh. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #28 August 12, 2006 Exactly!TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #29 August 12, 2006 Quote'Cause you weren't smart enough not to. Duh. See? You've figured it out! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #30 August 12, 2006 QuoteQuote'Cause you weren't smart enough not to. Duh. See? You've figured it out! *** Where's the PIZZA?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #31 August 12, 2006 QuoteWhere's the PIZZA?! Not even there yet. Still trying to find a keg of Firestone Double Barrel. Pizza can wait whil eI'm searching for beer... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #32 August 12, 2006 Quote Are you smart enough to be stupid? Ha! You know I work for the government. Case closed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #33 August 12, 2006 QuoteBelieve it or not, research has suggested that stupid people are too stupid to know how stupid they are, and therefore think they are smart because they don't understand the limitations of their intellects... Absofrickinlutely. That's why Creationism has such a strong following. I know people who wallow with pride in the trough of their ignorance and glory in their narrow viewpoints. Anything they can't understand must be wrong. If ignorance is bliss, they are orgasmic. Never argue with stupid people, though. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience every time. <<<<<<>>>>>>> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #34 August 12, 2006 Please take any more posts like this over to Speaker's Corner.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #35 August 12, 2006 WooooHoooo! See? JohnMitchel is smart enough to post a stupid SC comment in the Bonfire! Go JM!!! Now THAT'S proving you're smart enough to be stupid! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jceman 1 #36 August 12, 2006 Has anyone seen my baseball? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #37 August 12, 2006 I haven't, but I seem to have lost my marbles.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #38 August 12, 2006 Yes, I am. I have everyone but my parents and my professors fooled. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #39 August 12, 2006 QuoteYes, I am. I have everyone but my parents and my professors fooled. You only think you do. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #40 August 12, 2006 What was the question again??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites leroydb 0 #41 August 12, 2006 I haven't learned this lesson yet, I am constantly a "victim of my own success." Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dolph 0 #42 August 12, 2006 How 'bout those situations where you've managed somehow to give your bosses the impression that you're really smarter, more knwledgeable and better than you actually are? Ya know, when the boss comes up to you and says "Person A, B and C would do this project together but they are on vacation, bu.t I was thinking " Those "oh man now I am fucked" situations is why I love my job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nightingale 0 #43 August 12, 2006 Hehe. I know what you mean. I was working in a law office last summer that had major computer issues. They gave me a fairly ancient pentium 4, and the thing ran soooo slowly. I was having trouble getting my job done because I needed the computer to work so I could do my research and write my memos. If something's wrong with a computer that I know how to fix, and it'll make my life easier if I fix it, I'll fix the damn thing. So, I cleaned up the hard drive, ran a virus scan (OMG... I didn't know it was possible to have over 500 viruses (virii?) on a computer and have it still work even slightly) and defragmented the hard drive, and fixed some really stupid directory structures. By the end of the first week, my computer was the only one in the office that actually worked. I didn't think anything of it, other than I could now get my job done. Unfortunately, my boss noticed that my computer was the only one in the office that actually worked... By the end of the summer I was about to scream "I'm a law clerk, not tech support!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #44 August 12, 2006 In my professional life, I've always had to excel at everything I did. I never accepted mediocrity. In my personal life, I tend to play up the 'stupid' much more. For example, I go over to Speaker's Corner and see all the smarty pants people with their links to their point of view. Me, I could give a shit about taking the time to find the links to support my point of view. The reason for this is the fact that it's the stupid internet and it's not worth my time. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #45 August 13, 2006 QuoteWooooHoooo! See? JohnMitchel is smart enough to post a stupid SC comment in the Bonfire! Go JM!!! Now THAT'S proving you're smart enough to be stupid! I just spit wine on my keyboard. Now how stupid is that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #46 August 13, 2006 QuoteWhat was the question again?? "You want fries with that?" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #47 August 13, 2006 QuotePlease take any more posts like this over to Speaker's Corner. Darn . . . I was so excited to see that you had replied to one of my posts. . . I was gonna buy beer. I'm sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #48 August 13, 2006 I was gonna buy beer.... *** Ah....excuse me......did you say.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #49 August 13, 2006 QuoteDarn . . . I was so excited to see that you had replied to one of my posts. . . I was gonna buy beer. Technically, a reply is still a reply no matter what the content is. You can still buy beer. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slug 1 #50 August 13, 2006 QuoteQuote Are you smart enough to be stupid? Ha! You know I work for the government. Case closed. Mr Mitchell You were smart enough: to marry a great babe, (not bad looking either) to have 4 or 5 (i forget) great kids. And If you screwed up in your gov't job just once. The body count would be higher than all my fingers and toes. All gov't jobs aren't the same, Your's is on top of the food chain. Thanks for doing what you do, and bringing your Tall wife to the DZ.SC We still luve you skymama R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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JohnMitchell 16 #33 August 12, 2006 QuoteBelieve it or not, research has suggested that stupid people are too stupid to know how stupid they are, and therefore think they are smart because they don't understand the limitations of their intellects... Absofrickinlutely. That's why Creationism has such a strong following. I know people who wallow with pride in the trough of their ignorance and glory in their narrow viewpoints. Anything they can't understand must be wrong. If ignorance is bliss, they are orgasmic. Never argue with stupid people, though. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience every time. <<<<<<>>>>>>> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #34 August 12, 2006 Please take any more posts like this over to Speaker's Corner.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #35 August 12, 2006 WooooHoooo! See? JohnMitchel is smart enough to post a stupid SC comment in the Bonfire! Go JM!!! Now THAT'S proving you're smart enough to be stupid! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jceman 1 #36 August 12, 2006 Has anyone seen my baseball? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #37 August 12, 2006 I haven't, but I seem to have lost my marbles.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #38 August 12, 2006 Yes, I am. I have everyone but my parents and my professors fooled. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #39 August 12, 2006 QuoteYes, I am. I have everyone but my parents and my professors fooled. You only think you do. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #40 August 12, 2006 What was the question again??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites leroydb 0 #41 August 12, 2006 I haven't learned this lesson yet, I am constantly a "victim of my own success." Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dolph 0 #42 August 12, 2006 How 'bout those situations where you've managed somehow to give your bosses the impression that you're really smarter, more knwledgeable and better than you actually are? Ya know, when the boss comes up to you and says "Person A, B and C would do this project together but they are on vacation, bu.t I was thinking " Those "oh man now I am fucked" situations is why I love my job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nightingale 0 #43 August 12, 2006 Hehe. I know what you mean. I was working in a law office last summer that had major computer issues. They gave me a fairly ancient pentium 4, and the thing ran soooo slowly. I was having trouble getting my job done because I needed the computer to work so I could do my research and write my memos. If something's wrong with a computer that I know how to fix, and it'll make my life easier if I fix it, I'll fix the damn thing. So, I cleaned up the hard drive, ran a virus scan (OMG... I didn't know it was possible to have over 500 viruses (virii?) on a computer and have it still work even slightly) and defragmented the hard drive, and fixed some really stupid directory structures. By the end of the first week, my computer was the only one in the office that actually worked. I didn't think anything of it, other than I could now get my job done. Unfortunately, my boss noticed that my computer was the only one in the office that actually worked... By the end of the summer I was about to scream "I'm a law clerk, not tech support!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #44 August 12, 2006 In my professional life, I've always had to excel at everything I did. I never accepted mediocrity. In my personal life, I tend to play up the 'stupid' much more. For example, I go over to Speaker's Corner and see all the smarty pants people with their links to their point of view. Me, I could give a shit about taking the time to find the links to support my point of view. The reason for this is the fact that it's the stupid internet and it's not worth my time. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #45 August 13, 2006 QuoteWooooHoooo! See? JohnMitchel is smart enough to post a stupid SC comment in the Bonfire! Go JM!!! Now THAT'S proving you're smart enough to be stupid! I just spit wine on my keyboard. Now how stupid is that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #46 August 13, 2006 QuoteWhat was the question again?? "You want fries with that?" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #47 August 13, 2006 QuotePlease take any more posts like this over to Speaker's Corner. Darn . . . I was so excited to see that you had replied to one of my posts. . . I was gonna buy beer. I'm sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #48 August 13, 2006 I was gonna buy beer.... *** Ah....excuse me......did you say.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #49 August 13, 2006 QuoteDarn . . . I was so excited to see that you had replied to one of my posts. . . I was gonna buy beer. Technically, a reply is still a reply no matter what the content is. You can still buy beer. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slug 1 #50 August 13, 2006 QuoteQuote Are you smart enough to be stupid? Ha! You know I work for the government. Case closed. Mr Mitchell You were smart enough: to marry a great babe, (not bad looking either) to have 4 or 5 (i forget) great kids. And If you screwed up in your gov't job just once. The body count would be higher than all my fingers and toes. All gov't jobs aren't the same, Your's is on top of the food chain. Thanks for doing what you do, and bringing your Tall wife to the DZ.SC We still luve you skymama R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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skymama 37 #34 August 12, 2006 Please take any more posts like this over to Speaker's Corner.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #35 August 12, 2006 WooooHoooo! See? JohnMitchel is smart enough to post a stupid SC comment in the Bonfire! Go JM!!! Now THAT'S proving you're smart enough to be stupid! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #36 August 12, 2006 Has anyone seen my baseball? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #37 August 12, 2006 I haven't, but I seem to have lost my marbles.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #38 August 12, 2006 Yes, I am. I have everyone but my parents and my professors fooled. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #39 August 12, 2006 QuoteYes, I am. I have everyone but my parents and my professors fooled. You only think you do. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #40 August 12, 2006 What was the question again??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #41 August 12, 2006 I haven't learned this lesson yet, I am constantly a "victim of my own success." Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dolph 0 #42 August 12, 2006 How 'bout those situations where you've managed somehow to give your bosses the impression that you're really smarter, more knwledgeable and better than you actually are? Ya know, when the boss comes up to you and says "Person A, B and C would do this project together but they are on vacation, bu.t I was thinking " Those "oh man now I am fucked" situations is why I love my job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #43 August 12, 2006 Hehe. I know what you mean. I was working in a law office last summer that had major computer issues. They gave me a fairly ancient pentium 4, and the thing ran soooo slowly. I was having trouble getting my job done because I needed the computer to work so I could do my research and write my memos. If something's wrong with a computer that I know how to fix, and it'll make my life easier if I fix it, I'll fix the damn thing. So, I cleaned up the hard drive, ran a virus scan (OMG... I didn't know it was possible to have over 500 viruses (virii?) on a computer and have it still work even slightly) and defragmented the hard drive, and fixed some really stupid directory structures. By the end of the first week, my computer was the only one in the office that actually worked. I didn't think anything of it, other than I could now get my job done. Unfortunately, my boss noticed that my computer was the only one in the office that actually worked... By the end of the summer I was about to scream "I'm a law clerk, not tech support!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #44 August 12, 2006 In my professional life, I've always had to excel at everything I did. I never accepted mediocrity. In my personal life, I tend to play up the 'stupid' much more. For example, I go over to Speaker's Corner and see all the smarty pants people with their links to their point of view. Me, I could give a shit about taking the time to find the links to support my point of view. The reason for this is the fact that it's the stupid internet and it's not worth my time. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #45 August 13, 2006 QuoteWooooHoooo! See? JohnMitchel is smart enough to post a stupid SC comment in the Bonfire! Go JM!!! Now THAT'S proving you're smart enough to be stupid! I just spit wine on my keyboard. Now how stupid is that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #46 August 13, 2006 QuoteWhat was the question again?? "You want fries with that?" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #47 August 13, 2006 QuotePlease take any more posts like this over to Speaker's Corner. Darn . . . I was so excited to see that you had replied to one of my posts. . . I was gonna buy beer. I'm sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #48 August 13, 2006 I was gonna buy beer.... *** Ah....excuse me......did you say.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #49 August 13, 2006 QuoteDarn . . . I was so excited to see that you had replied to one of my posts. . . I was gonna buy beer. Technically, a reply is still a reply no matter what the content is. You can still buy beer. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slug 1 #50 August 13, 2006 QuoteQuote Are you smart enough to be stupid? Ha! You know I work for the government. Case closed. Mr Mitchell You were smart enough: to marry a great babe, (not bad looking either) to have 4 or 5 (i forget) great kids. And If you screwed up in your gov't job just once. The body count would be higher than all my fingers and toes. All gov't jobs aren't the same, Your's is on top of the food chain. Thanks for doing what you do, and bringing your Tall wife to the DZ.SC We still luve you skymama R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
airtwardo 7 #48 August 13, 2006 I was gonna buy beer.... *** Ah....excuse me......did you say.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #49 August 13, 2006 QuoteDarn . . . I was so excited to see that you had replied to one of my posts. . . I was gonna buy beer. Technically, a reply is still a reply no matter what the content is. You can still buy beer. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #50 August 13, 2006 QuoteQuote Are you smart enough to be stupid? Ha! You know I work for the government. Case closed. Mr Mitchell You were smart enough: to marry a great babe, (not bad looking either) to have 4 or 5 (i forget) great kids. And If you screwed up in your gov't job just once. The body count would be higher than all my fingers and toes. All gov't jobs aren't the same, Your's is on top of the food chain. Thanks for doing what you do, and bringing your Tall wife to the DZ.SC We still luve you skymama R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
