Would you...

[d_squared431 0]

take a little dog put it in a purse and then go to the doctors with it? Just asking cause we had a lady who did that today.

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
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a) I'd never own a dog small enough to put in a purse.

b) If I did own a dog small enough to put in a purse, I wouldn't put it in a purse

c) I sure as hell wouldn't bring it to a doctor's office with me.

But that's just me.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Conundrum 1]

No, because I'm not a trendy bimbo. Dogs belong on leashes, not in purses.

[Shell666 0]

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take a little dog put it in a purse and then go to the doctors with it? Just asking cause we had a lady who did that today.

Just for the funny factor, I might try and take my dog to the doctor in a purse next week. Anyone have a purse that would fit the attached?? He's only 80 lbs.

'Shell

'Shell

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Toy-style dogs are useful only as footballs with legs. They're all fucking stupid.

cavete terrae.

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Toy-style dogs are useful only as footballs with legs. They're all fucking stupid.

That's why I call them "drop-kick dogs."

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[fields 0]

Nah, I sure wouldn't. Technically, if it fits in a purse, it isn't a real dog.

Then again, I am not in much of a position to criticize. I transport my gecko to the vet in a romika dress shoe. I have been seen sitting in a waiting room surrounded by dogs, whispering reassurances to a shoe. "It's going to be all right".

"And the sky is blue and righteous in every direction" Survivor Chuck Palahniuk

[d_squared431 0]

I had to tell her she couldn't have it in the office for health reasons and she got offended and asked why. So I told her I was allergic to dogs. She ended up taking the dog to her car and coming back in to be seen.

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Nah, I sure wouldn't. Technically, if it fits in a purse, it isn't a real dog.

Then again, I am not in much of a position to criticize. I transport my gecko to the vet in a romika dress shoe. I have been seen sitting in a waiting room surrounded by dogs, whispering reassurances to a shoe. "It's going to be all right".

You should get Little Richard or Charo to come sit next to you in the waiting room and translate that...

(he's a cutie, btw)~~~April

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[fields 0]

[high5] you're funny!!![/high5]

A cowker has a purse pooch. I prefer the title Armpit Chihuahua. I harrass my coworker about it. "What the fuck were you thinking?" I guess it sensed my distain, and growled and quivered, like it was ready to slip the surely bonds of earth, I would taunt "Tuco", "hey little fucker, better bark or your going to explode". "don't you wish you were a dog?" , "remember when you were a puppy and people thought your were cute and played with you?" Tuco gets dyed blue now and then, which only make it seem even more pathetic. The owner warns me "Erik" as I growl back at the little turd.

I believe little "Tuco Ben's" namesake is the "bad", in "The Good Bad and the Ugly", as in Elli Wallach's despicable character.

Cutie? To tell the truth, if girlieGrrrrl was a person, she would be tattoed chain-smoker, with no patience and even less personality. She would be a right bitch. I find her bad attitude delightful. I've had her since whe was a hatchling and my love is unconditional.

"And the sky is blue and righteous in every direction" Survivor Chuck Palahniuk

[shropshire 0]

My wife has so much shite in her purse, there'd be no room for any kind of flea, let alone dog.

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Twoply 0]

I have a pug and he's a "toy" dog. Mine's also a solid chink of muscle with some personality. I fucking hate big ass sloppy dogs that drool all over everything and take up half of the couch. What the hell do people want with big ass dogs anyways? If you're into sporting with them, I understand that. But the 120 pound dog that eats as much as a human and leaves shits out in the yard the size of a mailbox is not what a lot of people are into.